Cold Callers Comedy

Episode 61
A Bit of Goo Came Out

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Ryan’s 'Highlight of the Week' is about the small victories. Then for ‘Suck on my Big Fat Dictionary’, we’re doing something a little different. Nikki from In Bed With Nikki has sent us old scripts from her show. So we try to read out these very sexual stories… without giggling. Can we do it? Doubt it.

Will Tom Hardy find his way out of 1955 and back home and get a hat tested? Find out in this week’s final Back To The Future themed Hardy’s Hardest Hats.

Actress Camilla Joyce is our guest in today’s show where we chat about her career, what she was up to pre-lockdown and get the scoop on the current success of her short film, ‘Spiral’. Of course… we also play a game of ‘Why Did They Give Them 1 Star!?’

Here’s the links for Camilla:

Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/camillajoyceactress
Twitter - https://www.twitter.com/ActressCamilla

Show Promo this week was from the Path Went Chilly Podcast, hosted by Robin, Dr. Jules and Dr. Ashley - https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/the-path-went-chilly/id1560090904


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All the best & Don't Forget The Comedy!

RyPaul

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Episode 60
THE COLD CUT

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Today we talk about all things Zach Snyder's Justice League... and was it worth it?

Ryan’s 'Highlight of the Week' is comic book related. Paul then probes Ryan’s brains for signs of intelligence in this week’s instalment of 'Suck On My Big Fat Dictionary’? Will Ryan get a win… or will he have to “ingeniculate”, get down low, and gratefully receive Paul’s “dodrantal” dictionary?

Tom Hardy is firmly stuck in 1955. Doc is desperate to get him home and out of his hair!

Podcaster Nikky is our guest in today’s show where we chat about… well… all things sex. We also talk about her career thus far and what made her start a podcast about sexual confessions. Ryan & I are terribly British, so if you want to hear us squirm and get flustered. Keep on listening! Of course… we also play a game of ‘Why Did They Give Them 1 Star!?’

Here’s the links for Nikky & her pod:

Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/dnikky162
Twitter - https://www.twitter.com/DNikky162

Show Promo this week was from the Page Turners & Button Mashers Podcast hosted by Niki & Tyler - https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/page-turners-and-button-mashers-podcast/id1506319190


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All the best & Don't Forget The Comedy!

RyPaul

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Episode 59
GAME OVER


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Ryan’s 'Highlight of the Week' is . Paul then probes Ryan’s brains for signs of intelligence in this week’s instalment of 'Suck On My Big Fat Dictionary’? Will Ryan get a win… or will he have to dislocate his jaw to get his mouth around Paul’s huge dictionary?

Tom Hardy has escaped Middle Earth but has ended up in some kind of 80’s throwback town… But it IS familiar…

Actor Luke Ireland is our guest in today’s show where we chat about his career thus far and what it feels like to work on a bit Netflix project but not be given the script til the morning of! And we touch upon what he’s up to at the moment… Of course… we also play a game of ‘Why Did They Give Them 1 Star!?’

Here’s the links for Lukei:

Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/lukeireland11
Twitter - https://www.twitter.com/lukeireland102

Show Promo this week was from the Mockbusters Podcast hosted by Jack & Matt - https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/mockbusters/id1528735050

We really need your support. We do this because we love it. But right now, due to current times, we’re really struggling. We want to be able to focus more energy into what you hear. And that’s where we need your help. From as little as £3, you can help support us and fund future, exciting content. All whilst getting exclusive bonus content that no one else can hear. So… Wanna be a patron? Here’s where you go - https://www.patreon.com/coldcallerscomedy

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RyPaul

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Episode 58
Controversy!


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Ryan’s 'Highlight of the Week' is kinda 3rd person. Paul then probes Ryan’s brains for signs of intelligence in this week’s instalment of 'Suck On My Big Fat Dictionary’? Will Ryan get a win… or will he have to dislocate his jaw to get his mouth around Paul’s huge dictionary?

Tom Hardy is STILL lost in Middle Earth in this week’s Hardy’s Hardest Hats. With Gandalf gone… is all hope of testing a Wizard’s Hat lost with him?

Actor and aspiring stunt performer, Shinji Ishigaki is our guest in today’s show where we chat about his career and what it takes to come a fully fledged stunt performer. And we touch upon what he’s up to at the moment… and talk about how stupidly handsome this bastard is! Of course… we also play a game of ‘Why Did They Give Them 1 Star!?’

Here’s some links for Shinji:

Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/shinji.ishigaki
Twitter - https://www.twitter.com/IshigakiShinji

Show Promo this week was from the Down To Folk Podcast (@DTFStories) hosted by Chad & Ariel - https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/down-to-folk/id1547870975

We really need your support. We do this because we love it. But right now, due to current times, we’re really struggling. We want to be able to focus more energy into what you hear. And that’s where we need your help. From as little as £3, you can help support us and fund future, exciting content. All whilst getting exclusive bonus content that no one else can hear. So… Wanna be a patron? Here’s where you go - https://www.patreon.com/coldcallerscomedy

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RyPaul

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Episode 57
Joining the Serkis


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Here's the official music video!
https://youtu.be/RtL5gVsw9qw

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Ryan’s 'Highlight of the Week' wholesome. Paul then probes Ryan’s smart arse this week for signs of intelligence in this week’s instalment of 'Suck On My Big Fat Dictionary’? Will Ryan get a win… or will he have bend the knee… then the other… open wide… and accept the gift that is Paul’s massive dictionary.

Tom Hardy is STILL lost in Middle Earth in this week’s Hardy’s Hardest Hats. Will he finally get to test the hardness of Gandalf’s pointy wizard hat.

Actor, Producer and MoCap performer, Robin Berry is our guest in today’s show where we chat about his career and why he ran away to join the Serkis… see what we did there? And we touch upon what he’s up to now, including a brand new secret project coming to AppleTV in the near future. Of course… we also play a game of ‘Why Did They Give Them 1 Star!?’

Here’s some links for Robin:

Twitter - https://twitter.com/Rob_Berry81
Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/robin_berry_actor

We really need your support. We do this because we love it. But right now, due to current times, we’re really struggling. We want to be able to focus more energy into what you hear. And that’s where we need your help. From as little as £3, you can help support us and fund future, exciting content. All whilst getting exclusive bonus content that no one else can hear. So… Wanna be a patron? Here’s where you go - https://www.patreon.com/coldcallerscomedy

All the best & Don't Forget The Comedy!

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RyPaul

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Episode 56
Lord of the Ring Fit


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Ryan’s 'Highlight of the Week' is petrifying… for arachnophobes. Paul then probes Ryan’s smart arse this week for signs of intelligence in this week’s instalment of 'Suck On My Big Fat Dictionary’? Will Ryan get a win… or will he have bend the knee… then the other… open wide… and accept the gift that is Paul’s massive dictionary.

Tom Hardy is lost in Middle Earth in this week’s Hardy’s Hardest Hats

Actor, Director & Fight Choreographer, Cristian Cardenas is our guest in today’s show where we his career and where his jobs have taken him. And we touch upon what he’s up to now, including his combat showreel company called Fight Factory. Of course… we also play a game of ‘Why Did They Give Them 1 Star!?’

Here’s some links for Cristian:

Twitter - https://twitter.com/cristiandenas
Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/cristiandenas & https://www.instagram.com/fightfactory.cc


Show Promo this week was from the Strikes My Fancy Podcast (@strikesmefancy) hosted by Kaila - https://podcasts.apple.com/ie/podcast/strikes-my-fancy/id1529974087

We really need your support. We do this because we love it. But right now, due to current times, we’re really struggling. We want to be able to focus more energy into what you hear. And that’s where we need your help. From as little as £3, you can help support us and fund future, exciting content. All whilst getting exclusive bonus content that no one else can hear. So… Wanna be a patron? Here’s where you go - https://www.patreon.com/coldcallerscomedy

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RyPaul

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Episode 55
“Get Your Ass To Mars”


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Ryan’s 'Highlight of the Week' is simultaneously some good advice. Paul then probes Ryan’s brainus yet again for signs of the smarts in this week’s instalment of 'Suck On My Big Fat Dictionary’? Will Ryan get a win… or will he have to overcome his gag reflex on the huge load of words in Paul’s dictionary.

Tom Hardy somehow has found his way into J.R.R Tolkein’s ‘The Hobbit’… And… well… listen for yourself.

The gorgeous human, singer and actor Gina Atkinson is our guest in today’s show where we discuss the impact of Covid-19 on her career and what she’s being doing to change things up a bit for herself for the better, including designing her own crop tops, knitted jelly fish and macrame gifts via G.A Crochet Creations. Of course… we also play a game of ‘Why Did They Give Them 1 Star!?’

Here’s some links for Gina:

Twitter - https://twitter.com/gina_atkinson
Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/ginaatkinson92 & https://www.instagram.com/ginasjellys

Her Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/uk/shop/GACrochetCreations


Show Promo this week was from the Pineapple Pizza Podcast (@pineapppizzapod) hosted by Ashley, Emily & Lindsay - https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/pineapple-pizza-podcast/id1543640038

We really need your support. We do this because we love it. But right now, due to current times, we’re really struggling. We want to be able to focus more energy into what you hear. And that’s where we need your help. From as little as £3, you can help support us and fund future, exciting content. All whilst getting exclusive bonus content that no one else can hear. So… Wanna be a patron? Here’s where you go - https://www.patreon.com/coldcallerscomedy

All the best & Don't Forget The Comedy!

RyPaul

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Episode 54
Sexy Valentines Special


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Ryan’s 'Highlight of the Week' is obviously Valentines Day related. Then, Paul probes Ryan’s brainus yet again for signs of intelligence in a Valentine’s instalment 'Suck On My Big Fat Dictionary’? Will Ryan get a win… or will he have to grab a pillow to cushion his knees so he can… you know.

Tom Hardy finds himself in his very own Cinderella story when his one true love runs off the night they met and dropped her hat. Will he find her?

The inimitable Rhys Owen from Only Fools & Horses the Musical in the West End is our guest in today’s show We discuss the impact of Covid-19 on his career and what he’s being doing to change things up a bit for himself for the better, one of which being an erotic novel, read a chapter at a time by people just like YOU.. Inspirational. Of course… we also play a game of ‘Why Did They Give Them 1 Star!?’

Here’s some links to his Pod:

Twitter - https://twitter.com/rhyslightning
Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/rhysowen25

That erotic novel? https://www.instagram.com/snatchmurder

Show Promo this week was from the SpyHards Podcast (@SpyHards) hosted by Agent Scott and Cam - https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/spyhards-podcast/id1526729282

We really need your support. We do this because we love it. But right now, due to current times, we’re really struggling. We want to be able to focus more energy into what you hear. And that’s where we need your help. From as little as £3, you can help support us and fund future, exciting content. All whilst getting exclusive bonus content that no one else can hear. So… Wanna be a patron? Here’s where you go - https://www.patreon.com/coldcallerscomedy

All the best & Don't Forget The Comedy!

RyPaul

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Episode 53
I Am Iron Monkey


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We really need your support. We do this because we love it. But right now, due to current times, we’re really struggling. We want to be able to focus more energy into what you hear. And that’s where we need your help. From as little as £3, you can help support us and fund future, exciting content. All whilst getting exclusive bonus content that no one else can hear. So… Wanna be a patron? Here’s where you go - https://www.patreon.com/coldcallerscomedy

Ryan’s 'Highlight of the Week' is somewhat… self-serving. Then, Paul probes Ryan’s brainus yet again for signs of intelligence in an another instalment 'Suck On My Big Fat Dictionary’? Will Ryan get a win… or will he have to grab a pillow to cushion his knees so he can… you know.

Tom Hardy has a Mark Strong problem. But will that get in the way of testing a hat with special guest, Tom Hiddleston. Listen to find out.

Shaun Nuttall from the Repeat Offender Podcast is our guest in today’s show. We discuss his podcast, the legend that is Bernie Saunders and why he wishes he loved Star Wars more. Of course… we also play a game of ‘Why Did They Give Them 1 Star!?’ Learn about how he started out as a comedian but is also legally… a minister and can marry you if you wanted him to… not marry YOU but you and someone else… like a priest and that.

Here’s some links to his Pod:

Twitter - https://twitter.com/justtouchthetip
Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/the_repeat_offender_podcast

Show Promo this week was from the Infectious Groove Podcast (@Infectious_Pod) hosted by Russ, Kyle & Michelle - https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/infectious-groove-podcast/id1497445845

All the best & Don't Forget The Comedy!

RyPaul

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Episode 52

Godzilla v Kong
(AKA Fighting Fire with… A Monkey?)


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Ryan makes Paul jealous with his 'Highlight of the Week' segment. Then, Paul probes his brainus yet again for signs of intelligence in an another instalment 'Suck On My Big Fat Dictionary’? Will Ryan get a win… or will he have to dislocate his own jaw to… you know.

Tom Hardy actually visits a milliner but tests no hats! Instead he promotes his other show which is exclusive to our Patreon members. Wanna be a patron? Here’s where you go - https://www.patreon.com/coldcallerscomedy

Comedian, Mark O’Neil from the Mark & Eddie Fix Everything Podcast, joins us for a bit of a chat chit… and a game of ‘Why Did They Give Them 1 Star!?’ Learn about how he started out as a comedian… and why he wanted a cool stage name… and what he gets away with saying as he has a strong Scottish accent. Here’s some links to learn more about him:

Twitter - https://twitter.com/realmarkoneil
Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/realmarkoneil

And for the podcast - https://twitter.com/MandEFix

Show Promo this week was from the Never A Straight Answer Podcast (@NASA_never) hosted by Gaz & Taylor - https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/never-a-straight-answer/id1424527240

All the best & Don't Forget The Comedy!

RyPaul

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