Come To Brazil

Did someone say Bete Davidson? Nicole and Alex nearly avoid a trip to the Malibu hospital (#1 in the country) after discussing Maroon 5, halftime show history (Shania heads stand up), the commercials we didn't watch, the football we didn't watch, Ariana's new album, Goop's podcast (poop goop) and of course Bete Davidson. Did we say Bete Davidson yet? Also some Grammys prep. Bete Davidson. Bete Davidson.  Bete Davidson.  Bete Davidson.  Bete Davidson.  Bete Davidson.  Bete Davidson.  Bete Davidson.  Bete Davidson.  Bete Davidson.  Bete Davidson.  Bete Davidson.  Bete Davidson.  Bete Davidson.  Bete Davidson.  Bete Davidson.  Bete Davidson.  Bete Davidson.  Bete Davidson.  Bete Davidson.  Bete Davidson.  Bete Davidson.  Bete Davidson.  Bete Davidson. DON'T ASK ME ABOUT HER AGAIN. 

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Hello PODHEADS AND TIKTOK TEENS!!!!! We talk SAG Awards, Grammy leaks (the vegetable and the secret information), shallow live, rent not live, lesbian corner for like 6 hours, straight people corner, Kendall Jenner because Nicole insists, Paris Hilton, jury duty,  Nicole Richie, the famous Come To Brazil vs. The Daily feud… and Darcie stans Superstore, Louie Anderson, Boyhood, Charli XCX, Cartman, knives and ladders. 0% of it makes sense but 100% is Patricia Arquette approved. Let's RIDE.

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*Soulja Boy voice* DRAKE??? Alex and Nicole get snubbed AGAIN for the Oscar for Best Podcast. BUT!!! They make up for it with an extremely poised and well-researched discussion on the Fyre Fest documentaries, the Oscars vs. the Razzies, Sarah Jessica Parker, Justin Bieber’s Wedding, Maroon 5 (sugar heads stand up), Vegas, Maren Morris (middle heads stand up), the country of Guatemala and Nicole's marriage to 2 Chainz. DON'T ASK ME ABOUT HER AGAIN.

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OUR FIRST GUEST BITCH!!! Esteemed orator Peter Kelly joins us to discuss Lady Gaga’s dying horse (edit: not Glenn Close), the Instagram egg (bow down) and the legacy of Coldplay’s gaff taped jackets. Plus we bought tickets for Fyre Fest next year!!! 

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Podheads... our brain brains are broke broke. The Hollywood Foreign Press Association (Hollywood Flopping Press Ass) voted for Glenn Close (who?) over Gaga (queen). We also talk Bachelor, Coachella, Lesbian Corner (go lesbians), AND get a text. Join us ... as we break break your brain brains also. AND TUNE IN FOR NEW EPISODES WITH GUESTS COMING SOON. Who said that????

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Pack your bags, podheads. We're going (airplane emoji) London to VISIT THE QUEEN... BEY. We use our Malibu University (go Dolphins!) education to talk all things Beyonce, the most important person on earth, today and throughout all of time. And, no, wigs do NOT count as your one personal item.

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A lot happened in 2018... let us take you back through it all: the humble beginnings of constructing our glass studio, our favorite pop culture memories, our favorite moments from your phone calls, the best memes, and the best moments from the number one podcast adored by #podheads everywhere... Come to Brazil. Thank you to Lady Gaga for an incredible year...

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This hot and fun episode is the latest addition to our One Night Stan series (deep dives into our favorite moments throughout time and space and Lady Gaga's brain). Tell Lauren she should've gone to Paris, buy some highlights to give to Audrina, give Whitney a hug, and tell Justin Bobby to shut UP.... IT'S TIME FOR ALL THINGS THE HILLS ALEXA PLAY UNWRITTEN BY NATASHA BEDINGFIELD.

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In episode 29 (the same age as Emma Stone...love u Em <3), we celebrate Kacey Musgraves and Gaga's Grammy nominations, talk about newly single Cardi B, take a phone call about aliens, take some emails about Karlie (Kloss), and announce our new role as Oscar hosts. Also we are trying to be the first podcast with an entire props department. 

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In an episode that Breaks The Internet™️, Nicole and Alex react to it all: new Miley, a porn-less Tumblr, the thank u, next music video and get some real phone calls from some definitely real people who are real.

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