Come To Brazil

This week was a BLAST! We attended Coachella VIP of course with friend of the pod and leader of the Demi Army, Ben Roazen. We did each other’s make up and talked Ariana, Nicki’s irish waters, N’SYNC, Billie Eilish finally meeting Justin Bieber, Lil Nas X denying being a Nicki stan twitter account, countdown to NEW TAYLOR SWIFT, 115 rainbow emojis, the q-anon of taylor swift, Big Little Lies, Chelsea Peretti as crocs, Kim K's 73 questions, Twitter, Lonelygirl15, Oasis, John Mayer, Grateful Dead, food journalists Mark Bittman, Anthony Bourdain and Guy Fieri. DO YOU REALLY THINK I'M A BITCH?

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Lots on the Malibu sun-kissed agenda this week with Teen Mom 2 influencer Mary Houlihan: Leah Remini, J.Lo, Scientology, Elisabeth Moss, A Star is Born....STAR BEEN BORN BICH, Nicki Minaj, Country, Lil Nas X, Billy Rae Cyrus, Billi<3, Nick Jonas and Priyanka's fake wedding, gay people, boy drama, Canadian accents, mendoity, our straight listeners (probably one named Mike), Taylor Swift and the LGBTQ agenda, Teen Mom 2, Grimes, Elizabeth Warren, shoplifting, the color periwinkle and *heart eyes* Brian Lehrer.

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Rachel Sennott (High Maintenance, MTV, Time Out’s Comics to Watch) guest stars this week on Come to Brazil in the role of “guest.” Veep is back, Broad City ended, new Ariana (she’s bi), new Billie Eilish (scawwy), and new Aly&AJ (we prefer the old stuff), Justin Bieber’s fake pregnancy, a search for Rihanna, Alanis Morissette v. Blue Ivy, a Jonas Brothers/Miley conspiracy, Taylor stans going to jail, Ride by LDR, Mitski, and astrology… you should see me in a CROWN 

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Climb, podheads, climb! Prolific vocalist Charlie Bardey debuts an Academy Award winning original song and joins Nicole and Alex to discuss topics such as, but not limited to: Mariah Carey, Avengers, Us, This Is Us, Meghan Markle’s sex pilot, Lizzo, Hilary Duff, an Ariana Mega-Mix, and even BETTER BRITNEY MEGA-MIX, Mel B and Geri H, Sutton Foster (For the gays), Halsey (for the Tri-bis), Megan Thee Stallion, Bhad Bhabie, and FIONA APPLE, APPLE HEADS! No money, no family, sixteen in the middle of Miami. 

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OK SO LIKE WHAT DID WE TALK ABOUT ON THIS PODCAST EPISODE??

A) NICKI MINAJ,  ROUGH IRISH WATERS, TAYLOR SWIFT MAKING COCKTAILS, JUICE WRLD, ALBANY

B) FIRST LADY OF THE UNITED STATES ROSARIO DAWSON, HANNAH B’S STOMACH ACHES, THE 260 PEOPLE IN BRAZIL

C) MISSY ELLIOT’S COLLEGE DEGREE, SHRILL, PRIYANKA CHOPRA, YOUTUBERS, HORNY HARRY POTTER

D) ALL OF THE ABOVE

AND THE ANSWER IS .... YES! 

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Brigette Lundy-Paine (Atypical, The Glass Castle) swims, runs, AND bikes (yes we googled what a triathlon is) to our beautiful Malibu glass studio. Thank god we added the dock! Listen if you enjoy corn, Ariana Grande, Felicity Huffman, the SATs, the ACTs (for the girls and gays), Robyn, ebola, bowling, e-bowl-a, Brie Larson, The Bachelor, feet, vegans, Aladdin, J. Lo, Lea Michele, J Biebs, and SXSW… dare we go on? Yes. Egg whites, Nicki Minaj, gay peop-- 

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Some of yall bouta be real mad at me. But it must be said. BOY WERE WE WRONG. No new Taylor album (we didn’t even talk about this but whatever lol). Charli XCX lies to reporters (yay), there’s new Solange (yay) and new Jonas Brothers (nay). Billie Eilish wishes u were gay... SAME! Lady Gaga is a wacky bitch again, Lady Gaga's fans convinced straight people to stream Shallow for Starbucks, American Idol is still bad, The Bachelor is dumb but Cassie our queen, a choir perfected a song by Vanderpump's Sheana Shay, Pete Davidson put his tongue in Kate Beckinsale's mouth (yum!), Antoni was there, Queer Eye is back, Alexis from Schitt's Creek owes Gaga a writing credit, Crazy Frog BOPS and Vans always land upright?? Cardi B killed Garth Brooks, Colton JUMPED THE FENCE FINALLY and I wish I wish I wish that I had a penis. 

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Frenemy of the pod and Kacey Musgraves super-fan Ben Marshall joins us for a scrumptious episode about the Oscars, the wickedly talented Lady Gaga (love you, Adele Dazeem), Rami Malek falling (win for the gays), Uncle Drew, potential new Taylor Swift music, Kacey Musgraves singing Selena... NOT GOMEZ YOU ASS, Ariana surpasses Selena on instagram... YES GOMEZ YOU ASS, Corinne Bailey Rae's birthday, Pen15, a tweet that no one understands, and SHAQUILLE O'NEAL. Nicole can't stop thinking about Katy Perry. Who is taller? Alex, Ben, or ALL OF LADY GAGA'S AWARDS IN A STACK….buy ARTPOP on iTunes!!!

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On-air wedding. Broken glass. Sam Elliot appears out of nowhere. Ayo leaves? Sam Elliot and Ayo are never in the same room... Folks, Come to Brazil defies the odds and posts ANOTHER new episode … with Ayo Edebiri. We prep for the Oscars, break news on Gaga’s and Khloe’s breakups (Tristan who?), name Lil Xan’s baby, read about Meghan Trainor (a CTB #first), write some scripts, sing some songs, Ayo admits she is attracted to Charlie Puth, we limit Charlie Puth’s talent to just the shape of his body, Nicole manages to bring up Adam Levine again, we try to find the difference between Shawn Mendes and Alex Hahn, and also still find time to play various gross and frankly concerning rounds of FMK. "You better work bitch." -Britney Spears

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We just back from the doctor (Kim Kardashian, MD.) It’s positive — we’re pregnant with a great episode!!! Mariah Smith (writer, Keeping Up With The Kontinuity Errors) joins us to (deep) dish on the Grammys, Jemima Kirke’s fake accent, Cardi B, Kacey Musgraves ALBUM OF THE YEAR, Ariana Grande, Ed Sheeran (RISE UP SHEERIO’s), Jai Ho, David, and Kim K’ psoriasis. Also we play two pianos at the same time.

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