Come To Brazil

Claire Parker, one of maybe three straight people total to have ever entered the Come To Brazil studio in Malibu, joins us for an enthralling dissection (biology heads stand up) of the latest with Lana Del Rey, Lover, fish and beans, Ellie Goulding, Lake Como, giraffes, the tea about Kaylor, Hot Girl Summer, George Clooney, Pete Davidson, Succession, Los Angeles, Nicole Richie, and the Foster Sisters. 

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LOVER IS OUT AND SO ARE WE. A track by track review of TayTay’s new album Lover intermixed with Lana Del Rey, Miley Cyrus, Liam Hemsworth, Nicole’s nudes, a phone call about Jamie Lynn Spears pulling a knife on someone at Pita Pit, Karamo, Beyonce, I Am… Sasha Fierce, Christina Hendricks, Karlie Kloss, A Star is Born, holes, Halsey, Britney Spears, Jamie Lee Curtis, Nashville, and Lizzo…. stream Truth Hurts to get her a #1. 

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Nicole and Alex are BACK in the studio after teaching Normani how to do the basketball choreo in the ‘Motivation’ video. As a thank you, she gave them some GoPros to use while recording the pod (thanks Norm!) This week is all about Miley Cyrus, Liam Hemsworth, Normani coming for the crown, Lana Del Rey, Taylor Swift, Harry Styles’ Rolling Stone cover, Kaitlynn Jenner (not the manslaughter one), Billie Eilish dethroning Lil Nas X and going #1, Senorita staying in the trash, Shawn Mendes and Camilla Cabello still out here faking, Demi Lovato, Bella Thorne, A Star is Born, Titter.com, Ariana Grande, Clairo, King Princess, Harry and Meghan taking private planes, SLAYYYTER, and America’s Next Top Model. LOVER DROPS AT MIDNIGHT, PLEASE HAVE YOUR CREDIT CARDS READY.

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Unlike last week.... this week is Not All Of A Star Is Born... SORRY MS. FRANGIPANE. Sksk and I oop and I oop AND Miley Cyrus, Liam Hemsworth, Brody Jenner, Caitlyn Jenner, Kaitlynn Jenner, the fish in the tube, Carly Rae Jepsen, Hot Girl Summer, BTS, Old Town Road, Taylor Swift, Alex Morgan, drinking, the 2016 presidential election, Joe Biden, Joe Budden, Joe Mama, Simone Biles, Noah Centineo, a bunch of highways in LA, Americano Memes, and sksk and I oop girl. Tune in next week, our guest is Halsey! Also this was recorded before an unnamed listener with Incredible Taste and Unparalleled Insight informed us that Miley is a sag and Liam is a capricorn. SO that should answer all your questions thank you to our beautiful listener <3 sksksksk

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Crossover episode with our favorite songs: The Last Song and Brenda Song! This week was full of pop culture and we were full of bad ideas. The Archer, Taylor Swift, Lil Nas X, Armie Hammer’s son sucking on his toes, Once Upon a Time… in Hollywood (aka Brazil aka Malibu aka Secret Obsession on Netflix), Brenda Song, fake pregnancies, Kim Petras, Miley Cyrus, Megan thee Stallion, Ariana Grande, Katya Zamolodchikova, Lana Del Rey, Adele, Carole King, Selena Gomez, Lizzo, Tiny Desks, and smelling like beef! 

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!!!ATTENTION ALL GAYS!!!: This episode was recorded before The Archer was released so you better believe it will be discussed next week (it was also released before The Mueller hearing but that will never be discussed sorry muels). This week we have Big Little Lies, bad days, Cats, Lil Nas X, Haus Laboratories, Iggy Azalea, Tessa Thompson, big boys, itty bitty boys, Mississippi boys, Marvel, Wee woos, Annihilation, ‘Obsessed,’ sour candy, Peppa Pig’s musical debut, animals making noises, Los Espookys, and a single, beautiful note from a Beyonce song. 

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She’s thee hot girl and she’s bringing thee Brazil heat. Hot girl McKinley Hart aka Makinz joins us for our 60th episode… a milestone for all the lesbians who still listen (special Tegan & Sara segment for yall). Big Little Lies, Emmy nominations (barely we forgot lol), Old Town Road, Lil Nas X, Mason Ramsey, Billie Eilish, Justin Bieber, Katy Perry, the nuns who died, straight people, Damien Chazelle, Emma Stone, The Lion King, which lions are hot (the ones in the first movie), Beyonce, buttholes, Elvis, James Bond, Amy Schumer, Barbie, Slurpees, 7/11, men unfortunately, crosswords, Midsommar, Megan thee Stallion. 

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It’s official -- Pride Month is extended by one month because of MEGAN RAPINOE AND ALL OTHER LESBIAN SOCCER CHAMPIONS. LESBIANS STAND UP! It’s mafematics luv. Taylor Swift v. Scooter Braun, The US Women’s Soccer Team vs. worse soccer players, lesbians, Lil Nas X, Marianne Williamson, bathrooms, Halsey, Mariah Carey, Kendall Jenner, Bjork, fish and beans, Love Island, Adele, Demi Lovato, Khloe Kardashian, Jordyn Woods, Lizzo, Camila Cabello, Shawn Mendes, #1 records, Lady Gaga, Glee, Disco Tits…….. Genuinely just here for a laff luv

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In a moment… everything can change. Feel the wind on your shoulders (HILARY DUFF REFERENCE FOR THOSE WHO HAVE NO TASTE). We FLYYYYYYYY (another Hilary Duff reference) through Disney Channel stars and see what their dreams are made of (HIL-A-RY REF-ER-ENCE): Demi Lovato, Miley Cyrus, Hilary Duff, Chicago (??????), Aly & AJ, The Jonas Brothers, Zendaya, The Sprouse Twinz, the High School Musical fam, Amanada Bynes, Selena Gomez. To put it simply… we let the rain fall down and wake our dreams (not a Hilary reference, but rather an original lyrics from Nicole and Alex). 

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