Come To Brazil

THE FBI MADE US REMOVE THE LAST EP BECAUSE WE PLAYED S***** L*** SO HERE IS THE SAME EP WITHOUT IT. ALSO: we honor the greatest song of all time (Katy Perry’s Thinking of You), prepare our Grammys cocktail menu, wonder if Selena will get the #1 she deserves (update she DID BICHS) and debut a Christmas themed James Charles sound effect one month after Christmas. 

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Beyonce was snubbed for an Oscar nomination. CATS was snubbed for an Oscar nomination. Amy Adams... STILL no OSCAR WIN! Podheads we march at DAWN! Also: will Billie Eilish get an Oscar before Amy Adams? Is Katy Perry the Amy Adams of music? Is One Of The Boys the best album of all time? Questions that are ONLY asked on Come To Brazil. We also discuss Justin Bieber’s insane attempt at getting a #1 song, Selena Gomez’s new album (that Nicole thinks is one of the greatest pop albums of our time) and Chun Li, to name but a few… you painting me out to be the bad guy? 

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WE’RE BACK!!!! After a month of pre-recorded episodes, Alex and Nicole RETURN to the podcast world in a groundbreaking first episode of 2020 that addresses Cats, the Golden Globes, new Justin Bieber, the REAL meaning of big ahboobs, and we also kiss for 10 minutes??? Hot! 

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In a very timely and relevant episode recorded one month in advance, Nicole and Alex dissect the viral Ellen DeGeneres Dakota Johnson interview, successfully bring it back into relevancy, and starting 2020 out on the right foot. They also somehow still manage to bring up Spirit and Taylor Swift.

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Literally where to begin... These past ten years have been great (made better by the creation of Come to Brazil). Nicole and Alex talk their favorites of the last ten years (mostly Cascada - Evacuate The Dancefloor) (which came out in 2007) and look forward to being even stupider in 2020… somehow it’s possible! 

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Tis the season, podheads! Nicole and Alex declare the best (All I Want For Christmas Is You) and worst (anything else) Christmas songs, uncover plagiarism by Miley Cyrus, uncover terrible news about Jessie J, and formally request a full Lana Christmas album. And yes, we’re getting coal again this year! Yum!

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We just got our tickets for Sundance and let's just say Miss Americana is quaking... This week we answer some calls, decide which of the men nominated for Golden Globes are the most tolerable, and somehow put T-Pain out of business with a perfectly auto tuned duet of perfect vocals and harmony and rhythm.  

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DID EVERYONE HAVE A NICE AND CUTE THANKSGIVING??? ok anyways so basically we talk about Celine Dion, Megan Thee Stallion, Taylor Thee Swift, Knives Out (also claws out (white claws), billie eilish (yay!), van halen (who?????), bb yoda, team dakota johnson over team ellen, irishman but not at all, dj earworm is replaced by adamusic our queen, limon pepino, 100 gecs and Rihanna talking to Paul McCartney (i guess he's a musician or somethin)

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Any moment, everything can change… which is exactly why we’re letting the rain fall down and honoring the pop legend and public blowjob giver Hilary Duff with a new One Night Stan episode. Lizzie McGuire, Cheaper by the Dozen, Younger...why not?!

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Just got the news — we’ve been nominated for 14 Grammys this year. Thanks all! We also confront homophobes (chik fil a), address the Harriet Tubman casting rumors, and sign a 5 year deal with Netflix. Excited for the coming months :) Halsey is our guest next week. 

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