Alex and Nicole celebrate the opening of their Malibu West Campus with shoddy sound effects and 1.5 shots of liquor. Wendy shaded Nicki, Azealia Banks defends the gays with six total words, and Fearless came out 11 years ago this week. Lots to digest. Lots to digest here, folks.

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In their last episode before moving to Come to Brazil’s newly opened West Campus (an island), Nicole and Alex toast a glass (or a few) to their old campus, congratulate Selena Gomez on her first #1 song, do a hard eye roll at some things straight people did, and welcome the cast of High School Musical and Dave Matthews to the CTB universe (bigger and far more intricate than the Marvel universe). 

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Kanye did karaoke in a plane, Megan Thee Stallion has a web series, and Stormi sucks at basketball… lots to discuss on this week’s pod episode while we keep an eye out for Halloweiner. Also Halsey is our guest next week! 

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This week in 2012, Taylor Swift released her fourth studio album Red, which went on to lead the Billboard 200 for 7 weeks. Did we talk about anything else this episode? Not really. We tried! But we’re stupid!  And Nicole fell off her chair a lot. 

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Attention Brazilians, Malibitches, and PodHeads: for our 73rd episode we wake up with Kylie Jenner’s beautiful singing voice, obsess over the Bombshell trailer, and play our own version of 73 questions!! 

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Loverrrrrrr! We keep an eye out for Selener as we run through our favorite and least favorite celebrity couples like Beyonce & Jay-Z, Justin & Hailey, Kylie & Travis, Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart, the list goes on luvs….

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Nicole and Alex fight the odds stacked up against them (bodily ailments and lots of hole work) to deliver a new episode about Jessie J's high notes, Sharp Objects, Justin Bieber's wedding, Lizzo, the Superbowl, and the Adele/Beyoncé collab that is apparently NOT happening?? Ryan Tedder you lying BICH! 

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Our sound engineer Karlie Kloss was placed on temporary leave for vacationing with Ivanka Trump and we also explain the boring Emmys, explore the Shawn/Camila/Cupcakke debacle, run through old Demi Lovato gems (Skyscraper heads RISE), talk all things Kidz Bop, try to talk about straight people things but it doesn't work, do a Twitch sneak peak (us screaming over use screaming), and ROAST EACH OTHER LIVE ON AIR.

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For our 69th episode Come to Brazil resident tall girl Luke Mones (6'6") is graciously welcomed into the studio for a poised discussion on politics, world news, and ALSO Keke Palmer, Slayyyter, HDMI cords, Charli XCX, Ariana Grande, Lana Del Rey, The Menendez Brothers, The Mendes Brothers (same thing), Miley Cyrus, Rihanna, A Star is Born, Hustlers, the pronunciation of the name Gerald, Kacey Musgraves, Elizabeth Warren, The Shawn/Camila Kiss, Grand Theft Auto, some tweets, Tom Hanks… SHOULD WE START A TWITCH???

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We give Lizzo our deepest apology for neglecting to acknowledge her #1 song (NOW TWO WEEKS IN A ROW) and have some words to say about Camila Cabello (not to be confused with Camila Mendes), Shawn Mendes (not to be confused with Camila Mendes), Blent Girl,  the BoOYYYyyyYyYyYYY part of Countdown (we sing it perfectly), Laura Dern, Slide Away, Fight Song, Liv Tyler, Mahalia, 5SOS, Charlie Puth, and ...you guessed it…. A Star is Born. 

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