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Special One Night Stan deep dive episode!!! Hey I’m a hole! Nicole and Alex (two holes) deep dive into future EGOT winner Ashley O and reminisce about our queen of 2018 Ally Maine.

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We are joined by #1 haver of good car ideas, Samantha Ruddy!!!!! DO we even have to say it…. ‘You Need To Calm Down’ music video, Taylor Swift, Lady Gaga, Lorde, Old Town Road, Halsey, Bhad Bhabie, Natasha Bedingfield, The Hills, gay people, Ashley Benson, Cara Delevigne, OJ S*mpson, Olivia Wilde, Jon Hamm, Big Little Lies, Meryl Streep, Katy Perry, Kacey Musgraves, Sabrina the Teenage Witch, Elizabeth Banks, Killing Eve, and THE US WOMEN’S SOCCER TEAM. Oh nice!

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Surfs up and so is Alex’s wee woo for pop culture this week!! Basketball games, Taylor Swift is bi, drag queens, Antoni Perogi, Kid Cudi, a moment of silence, rich white ladies, Meryl Streep, Big Little Lies, screaming, queens, Michelle Obama, Miley Cyrus, Gwyneth Paltrow, Spider-Man, Radiohead for some reason, Justin Bieber, Tom Cruise, XMen, Shawn Mendes, DJ Khaled, Nine Inch Nails, Black Mirror, Sicko Mode Remix (Edna on the Track). 

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Karlie fell asleep editing this episode so we had to post it late SORRY POD HEADS join us for a journey through new music, Miley Cyrus, Katy Perry, Cardi B, lesbians, Ellen Degeneres, Ellen Page, getting whiplash, Smash Mouth, Adele, Taylor Swift, Black Mirror, Marilyn Manson, gay things, Pete Davidson, Alexander Wang, Anna Wintour, Jay Z, John Wick, barbecue, balegdah, and a special game involving VINES. VINE HEADS RISE UP.

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We just got off the phone with Hayley Williams and she says hi. New episode about Megan Thee Stallion, Megan Thee Trainor, the Halsey song Nightmare, Tyler the Creator, Miley Cyrus, Miley Cyrus' raspy voice, Charli XCX, the Halsey song Nightmare, Booksmart, Theresa May, Beyoncé’s harmonies, Twilight, the Halsey song Nightmare, Iggy Azealia, Drake’s plane, our boat, our plane, the Halsey song Nightmare, Carly Rae Jepsen, Jack in the Box, and Kim Kardashian. I . I KEEP A RECORD OF THE WRECKAGE IN MY LIFE. 

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High??? By the beach??? Yes we are bitch. We take a look at the life and times of one Miss Lana Del Rey: her triumphs, her failures, (they don’t exist), her trials and tribulations, the importance of Ride, her infamous SNL performance, old Hollywood's influence (wig), and also make some predictions on POP CULTURE NEWS. VROOM VROOM! THIS IS WHAT MAKES US GIRLS. (NOTE FROM KARLIE: WE RECORDED THIS BEFORE DOIN' TIME CAME OUT. IF YOU WANT OUR OPINION ON THAT JUST IMAGINE US SCREAMING OK THX XX)

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It's a special ONE NIGHT STAN EPISODE FEATURING YOUR FAV YEAR... 2003. So throw your wigs in the time machine — we’re going back to 2003!!!! We mosTLY SING RIP TO YOUR EAR DRUMS but ALSO we celebrate the birth of Jojo Siwa and mourn the loss of Nina Simone (famed 1800s musician).... AND TALK ALL THINGS 2003 (AND SOME STUFF 2019): BEYONCE, AVRIL LAVIGNE, ALICIA KEYS, HOOBASTANK, HILARY DUFF, BLACK EYED PEAS, MANSCAPING, MUFFIN TOPS, ROBERT KARDASHIAN, CONSTANCE WU, AND BABY BUMPS. 

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WE GOT A TWO FOR ONE FOLKS!!! Famously gay AND tall comedians Josh Sharp and Aaron Jackson join us for our 50th!!! EPISODE!!! We dive into the Met Gala, private Delta planes, Josh’s boyfriend, cancellations, Kim Petras, Ray Charles, Taylor Swift, Meghan Markle, Lin Manuel Miranda, Busy Phillips, Ellen, Vampire Weekend, AOC, Project Runway, Hailey Bieber, the coffee cup from Game of Thrones, straight people, online university for babies, Caitlyn Jenner, Susan Tedeschi, and Bjork. 

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Taylor Lautner fan club president Emma Willmann (Crazy Ex-Girlfriend) joins us for a ride down Malibu’s Pacific Coast Highway as we discuss ME!, Taylor Swift not coming out, Blac Chyna’s fake Harvard acceptance letter, Brad Pitt, Selena Gomez, Taylor Swift still not coming out, Maggie Gyllenhaal, 50 Cents, cashless restaurants, Ariana Grande, Game of Thrones, I repeat Taylor Swift did NOT come out, cats, Demi Lovato, scooters, Blent Girl, and we finally settle WWIII: Angelina Jolie or Jennifer Aniston. 

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NO GUESTS. NO WITNESSES. NO MONEY NO FAMILY 16 IN THE MIDDLE OF MIAMI. ALEX AND NICOLE LOSE IT ON THIS WEEK’S EPISODE CHATTIN BOUT BEYONCE’S NETFLIX DOCUMENTARY, KIM PETRAS, LADY GAGA, COACHELLA, JUSTIN BIEBER, ARIANA GRANDE, LIZZO, ADELE’S BROKEN HEART, MITSKI, CHEEZITS, TAYLOR SWIFT, KATY PERRY, PIXIE HAIRCUTS, CHURCH, PETE, BETO, AND ELIZABETH WARREN 

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