Comical Start

Strap on an oversized pair of skates and glide down the metaphorical podcast ice as you take in the ramblings of two hosts who have some tissue issues.

Grant brings Calvin and Hobbes. Mark failed at being an adult this winter.

Mark brings UFO. What’s in a word? Sometimes vulgarity and hilarity in equal parts.

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Computer monitors can get haunted, and Grant has a stationery dilemma. Your hosts interrogate what makes homework legible and reasonable.

Mark brings Moderately Confused. It’s unclear whether a local coffee shop or beer garden is sufficiently hipster for personal projects.

Grant brings The Lockhorns. Does anybody listen to your desperate pleas to be left alone?

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Mark is excited about a mid-morning errand. Grant suggests some new foodstuffs.

Grant brings Wallace the Brave. Teenage suburban tropes are of suspicious reality.

Mark brings Robbie and Bobby. Let’s get a quick botanical update.

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Grant has some leaky pipes if you know what I mean. Mark has a strange run-in with the proprietor of some puzzles.

Mark brings Unstrange Phenomena. There are some issues with the levels at a local dentist.

Grant brings Calvin and Hobbes. Mark gets to provide a measured take on a terrible bit of cuisine presentation.

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Mark purchased two adult objects that are extremely not salacious. This isn’t that kind of show. Grant finds a bad expensive product.

Grant brings Cheer Up, Emo Kid. A flexible feline could get hurt by your sharp glasses frames.

Mark brings Ollie and Quentin. Let’s not waste too much money on foldable paper.

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This episode is where the rubber meets the road. We’ve got more life hacks than you can shake a soil-laden banana at.

Mark brings Lucky Cow. Your hosts quickly read up on the latest atomic clock news, and Grant thinks he read an article at some point.

Grant brings Monty. Do you ever feel drained? Have a little empathy for your electronics.

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Grant’s a big gas boy, at least until something better comes along. Mark is optimistic about the present and future of cooking technology.

Grant brings Amanda the Great. A staple of multi-level marketing is having a tough go. Food storage is worth refining.

Mark brings Understanding Chaos. Get out your melons.

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Mark had a chance to experience and observe what Grant believes never really happens. At least, not for your social butterfly hosts.

Mark brings Home Free. This podcast is big into stews.

Grant brings Big Nate. He is tickled by a description, and slightly befuddles Mark.

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Water, water, everywhere, and not a drop for hands. But there is plenty to go around if you’re interested in having uncomfortable pants after a long walk.

Grant brings Phoebe and Her Unicorn. Mental gymnastics isn’t a hobby in and of itself, but it may play a key part in maintaining other hobbies.

Mark brings Rabbits Against Magic. You can’t afford Grant’s services, nor does he have the time to learn how to provide them.

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Ah, yes. Another dumb toy. But don’t let your ears fool you because your next music theory class has that covered. It’s not always wise to listen to your elders.

Mark brings The Adventures of Business Cat. After a far-flung set of tangents across the greater observable universe, Grant answers a question.

Grant brings Non Sequitur. Mark accidentally dances around a description.

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