Grant has a new toy, and boy is it clacky. Your hosts each share their side of the story of Grant receiving said item.

Grant brings Breaking Cat News. He has a problem with some cat names, and Mark doesn’t have a decent vacuum. Grant thinks some warnings are just a little too obvious.

Mark brings Nothing is Not Something. Answering the phone is for suckers.

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After a quick review of a victorious scene in San Francisco, your hosts let ambidextrous folks make them a bit political. Whoops!

Mark brings Sarah’s Scribbles. He requests a story or two from his co-host. Be careful of those nasty phantom stairs and slippery slopes.

Grant brings Yeah It’s Chill. Mark provides non-expert opinions on canine behavior based on his reckons.

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Things go off the rails immediately when your hosts begin to window shop on a well-regarded online retailer. Grant warns the listeners of the danger of laser engravers.

Grant brings The Lockhorns. Mark has a confession about his breakfasting habits, but Grant is ultimately more concerned about the ramifications of a particular medicinal food item.

Mark brings Today’s Szep. Grant may not frequent art museums, but he certainly isn’t critical of them.

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Something complicated died on Grant today only to allow him to save something much simpler. Good thing too, or we would have had quite the mess on our hands.

Mark brings Haircut Practice. After a quick diversion from our sponsors, Mark has an admission. Grant can’t separate his dreams from reality.

Grant brings Texts From Mittens. Mark has issues with a hypothetical situation.

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Mark can now address people with aplomb and pizazz. Grant could be a bit more colorful.

Grant brings Sticky Comics. Mark gets a little too excited about a thought experiment.

Mark brings Loose Parts. Have your hosts been hiding any tricks up their sleeves?

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The boys are back in town to share their hot—or spicy? mild?—salsa takes. There are rather unique ways to use certain condiments, but Grant has failed to act on old information. He does have plenty to say on colors.

Mark brings Angry Little Girls. Building snowmen is a time-honored tradition and Grant doesn’t have much patience for the final touches.

Grant brings Buni and leaves everyone on a wild cliffhanger.

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Valuing your time is important, particularly during a hectic holiday season. Mark ended up back at a key moment in Comical Start history as part of a company party.

Grant brings Pickles. After staving off distraction, your hosts discuss the future of Mark’s facial hair. Then, the distractions return.

Mark brings Texts From Mittens. Grant…..

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Your hosts can’t quite agree on how to run a gift exchange. And even if they could, Grant wouldn’t be too jazzed about it.

Mark brings Liberty Meadows. After a bad joke, Grant learns something new about San Francisco residences. Cities are dirty.

Grant brings Rip Haywire. There are key factors in selecting a dog’s name. Don’t mess it up.

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Mark is spreading gospels and breaking oaths. Snack cakes are important, as is participating in local journalism.

Grant brings Frazz. What’s wrong with the world? Why can’t Grant draw a picture without being suggestive?

Mark brings Miss Peach. He has a quick question about style.

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Mark has a revelation about wasted time over the last few years. Nice gifts are nice.

Mark brings Savage Chickens. He teaches Grant about a niche TV show from decades ago, and that somehow turns into a love letter to a questionable Sci-Fi movie series.

Grant brings Bob the Angry Flower. Your hosts get a little coy about their descriptions.

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