Mark spends some time worrying over his future internet setup. Someone needs to be the foundation. Your hosts also have a short aside about video games that includes a small bit of foley work.

Grant brings Liberty Meadows. Mark gives an authoritative ranking while Grant pesters him about morality in the present and future.

Mark brings Ozy and Millie. Hats are probably fine, and little kids’ opinions are silly.

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Mark requests some assistance in furnishing an apartment, creating what is probably an unsatisfying audio experience in line with their current whole deal of reading comics you can't see. But hey, there's some good advice there!

Mark brings Ordinary Bill. Connecting not at all to the comic, your hosts explore what truffle should mean.

Grant brings AJ and Magnus. He has an adult story regarding adult problems.

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Did you know Dracula is, like, really similar to what you’d expect? Barring an odd facial hair affectation and some transportation quirks, you really ought to give this guy a shot.

Grant brings Buckles. He tells a Grant Story® and Mark spins a shorter yarn of his own.

Mark brings The Meaning of Lila. Grant doesn’t game at pubs, but he’s learning!

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Sometimes less is more. By that, we mean less music and more fireworks unless that music is by Tchaikovsky. Also, cars get really hot according to a local Georgian parks and recreation department.

Mark brings Oh, Brother!. Your hosts revisit the accursed secret cookie, and whether it’s good to expect anything at all.

Grant brings bacon. After several minutes, Grant decides that he and Mark mostly agree.

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Look forward to a new round of seed funding for the next big thing in community-driven education. Also, Grant finally discovers that paying for an app can be extremely beneficial.

Grant brings Speed Bump. Mark has a strict morning regimen, except for all the ways he changes it. He never bothers to address the distinction between a liquid and a beverage in context.

Mark brings Junk Drawer. Grant has a local camera feed.

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Mark is validated by some dubious writing suggestions. Grant has strong feelings about what should or should not be licked.

Mark brings The Doozies. Grant would bring his magical talents to bear at a Hibachi table.

Grant brings Real Life Adventures. Mark has a cathartic moment while discussing his childhood.

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Hold the press: Grant has an opening topic! He may even have two if he could recall what it was... Oh, never mind. Let’s talk about baseball and bad stadiums.

Grant brings Big Nate. Your hosts revisit a story from Comical Start lore while Mark does some quick research.

Mark brings The Daily Drawing. Grant provides his thoughts on the humble water bottle.

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Bad movies abound in the hallowed halls of Hollywood Video, as do new snack possibilities for a young Mark.

Mark brings Poorly Drawn Lines. A poor hypothetical later, Grant attacks the foundation of our society, or something like that.

Grant brings Cheer Up, Emo Kid. Brooms? A simple tool for a simple time.

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Choose your own adventure in this wild new intr… Oh wait, Grant chose ice cream. And flags get discussed anyway. Suppose time will remain linear for the duration of this episode yet again.

Grant brings Compu-Toon. He has a harrowing tale of misplacement and black-on-black subtlety.

Mark brings Herman. Your hosts get transparent about aspects of their financial health.

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Mark reviews his time watching discs and back pockets. Grant, initially amused, wishes to move on.

Mark brings In the Bleachers. After what he thought was a simple question, he doesn’t know where to go. Innuendos run rampant.

Grant brings Cat’s Cafe. Layers are useful and appropriate at home.

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