Get ready for salacious details this episode, like the finer points of color theory and immolating pizza boxes. What even is orange?

Mark brings Half Full. There’s a concerning lack of butterflies, and neither host is great in the water.

Grant brings Non Sequitur. Paper shredding may be the apex of all human experience.

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Mark’s geography knowledge is immediately put to the test. He then proceeds to assign some writing homework. Your hosts are here to teach you how to be a better communicator.

Grant brings Truth Facts. Mark quotes some insight from a comedian, and Grant describes an awfully strange culinary discovery.

Mark brings Mr. Lowe. He wants to check in on Grant’s facial hair situation and its effect on the world.

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Mark is poking around on his local marketplace. Can you force something to age like a fine wine? Is it worth potentially being swindled? Are alcohol-themed guitars good?

Mark brings Life on Earth. Your hosts are ready to invest in a new and upcoming product category, and Mark wants to know about where Grant puts his rump.

Grant brings Frank and Ernest. Mark needs to brush up on his Catholic theology.

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Your hosts reminisce about their time as online youths in a world built by Flash. Mark recounts going to a museum, and is excited about libraries.

Grant brings Doodle for Food. Your hosts disagree on the finer points of temperatures.

Mark brings Ginger Meggs. Grant has a spot for his money, and Mark is unsure about his storage solution.

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After exploring contact from the outside world, Mark lays out his device charging situation. These are important matters.

Mark brings Half Full. Grant gets the low-down on Dune: Part 1 before discussing the future of his computer life.

Grant brings Lola. Mark applies some self-care.

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Grant has a new toy, and boy is it clacky. Your hosts each share their side of the story of Grant receiving said item.

Grant brings Breaking Cat News. He has a problem with some cat names, and Mark doesn’t have a decent vacuum. Grant thinks some warnings are just a little too obvious.

Mark brings Nothing is Not Something. Answering the phone is for suckers.

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After a quick review of a victorious scene in San Francisco, your hosts let ambidextrous folks make them a bit political. Whoops!

Mark brings Sarah’s Scribbles. He requests a story or two from his co-host. Be careful of those nasty phantom stairs and slippery slopes.

Grant brings Yeah It’s Chill. Mark provides non-expert opinions on canine behavior based on his reckons.

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Things go off the rails immediately when your hosts begin to window shop on a well-regarded online retailer. Grant warns the listeners of the danger of laser engravers.

Grant brings The Lockhorns. Mark has a confession about his breakfasting habits, but Grant is ultimately more concerned about the ramifications of a particular medicinal food item.

Mark brings Today’s Szep. Grant may not frequent art museums, but he certainly isn’t critical of them.

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Something complicated died on Grant today only to allow him to save something much simpler. Good thing too, or we would have had quite the mess on our hands.

Mark brings Haircut Practice. After a quick diversion from our sponsors, Mark has an admission. Grant can’t separate his dreams from reality.

Grant brings Texts From Mittens. Mark has issues with a hypothetical situation.

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Mark can now address people with aplomb and pizazz. Grant could be a bit more colorful.

Grant brings Sticky Comics. Mark gets a little too excited about a thought experiment.

Mark brings Loose Parts. Have your hosts been hiding any tricks up their sleeves?

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