After the creation of a new band, your hosts confirm the small blip that is a lost listener. Grant found a new place to play.

Grant brings Cheer Up, Emo Kid. Do consider the incredible value that is your United States Postal Service, and get informed.

Mark brings Rabbits Against Magic. Grant may need a bowl next to his recliner.

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The more you spend the more you save! At least that is Mark’s approach to using his immunization coupons at a local grocery store. Egg yolks? Oreos? Yes, please.

Mark brings Questionable Quotebook. Grant is feeling lukewarm. He’s not particularly keen on becoming soup when it isn’t soup weather.

Grant brings Beardo. Mark is indeed a patron.

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Mark requests an answer to a longstanding bit of curiosity about Grant’s computer software. Mark has a similar affliction but with less effect.

Grant brings Ordinary Bill. After a classic guessing game, Grant has a simple question tied to a decent television show.

Mark brings xkcd. He entreats Grant to consider his life a piece of media.

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Grant’s side of the recording was lost, so we apologize for the low-bandwidth Skype call. There are limiting factors in baking. Sunday brunch is always good, even if it’s from McDonald’s.

Mark brings Speed Bump. Yet another new toy has entered his life, and Grant is similarly delighted by its whimsy.

Grant brings Invisible Bread. Nothing happens.

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Your hosts dive right in to discussing slides and presentations. Grant has a bare-bones approach. Also, spreadsheets and data.

Grant brings Underpants and Overbites. After an unrelated tangent, Mark opines on turtlenecks and similar neckwear.

Mark brings Glasbergen Comics. Your hosts need space to think.

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Herbs and spice and everything nice are better when they come in giant containers. Although some seasoning mixes need to justify their existence.

Mark brings Herman. Grant nominally regrets not playing with more projectiles as a kid, and isn’t sure where to begin with paintball. Mark has some rave reviews.

Grant brings Batch Rejection. Mark discovers a personal rule of thumb on the fly for getting advice at a retailer.

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There are a few false alarms with technology. Mark hit a reading milestone and has an impassioned review for all to hear. Grant has a bone to pick with a teen fiction author.

Grant brings Chuckle Bros. After a self-effacing prologue, Grant provides insight into a problematic project.

Mark brings Andy Capp. He requests that Grant describe himself.

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A dilemma of money and experience nearly paralyzed Mark, and subsequently almost led him to impulsively do something silly anyway. Grant provides support.

Mark brings Betty. After a failed and unfocused transition, Grant responds in generalities before listening to a tale of woe and growth.

Grant brings Grand Avenue. Things get serious for a minute.

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Grant is introduced to the fearless march of technology observable in the Bay Area. Mark purchased a party favor that hit just right.

Grant brings Bear with Me. Mark would rather not use his horn. Maybe there’s some trauma to unpack there.

Mark brings Pickles. Grant is only occasionally a speed demon, while Mark has some regrets.

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Mark has a new toy, and self-describing phrases are difficult. Are gardening-based puns an email faux pas?

Mark brings Animal Crackers. He hopes to dredge up a social media campaign from Grant’s past. Lab safety makes that difficult.

Grant brings Bound and Gagged. Mark gives unhelpful answers to unnecessary questions, all for the sake of Grant getting to say “No Whammies” and “Zonk”.

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