Mark has a heck of a mundane morning, roaming between stores in an attempt to clean his dishes. Grant faces down a miniscule porcelain specter.

Grant brings BFGF Syndrome. Mark has an unhinged take, allegedly. Food can go in mouths and be shared between people.

Mark brings Poorly Drawn Lines. After determining Mark is wrong yet again, Grant shares a few highlights of his estimating prowess.

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A lot of talking happened this past weekend, and Mark rediscovers the now-useless fruits of his past self’s labor. Your hosts have somewhat different memories of concert band.

Mark brings Nest Heads. He opts to fall down a rabbit hole of woodworking tools and skills because, really, he doesn’t know much.

Grant brings Chuckle Bros. What does it even mean to be organized? Can anyone truly achieve the zen of a tidy living space?

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Grant fights off some bad decisions. The world of microwaveable food in bags is ripe and varied, as is the range of generic-sounding culturally non-specific meal names.

Grant brings Shen Comix. Mark indeed has colors associated with the immune system.

Mark brings Kliban’s Cats. Flying doesn’t have to be difficult.

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Mark’s train of thought leaves the station without him, so Grant jumps in. Your hosts review some tricks and treats. One particular neighborhood has been put in a tough position for Halloween.

Mark brings Lucky Cow. What animal would be your personal Remy? Why does rye bread so thoroughly defy description?

Grant brings Bob the Squirrel. Mark shares a strong opinion, and Grant gets his facial hair confused.

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Mark had an unusual wardrobe malfunction that nobody else could have noticed. Grant is ready to make some traditional cuisine with grandma-approved supplies. Mark has a pot.

Grant brings Too Much Coffee Man. Procrastination is a powerful tool in the weirdest circumstances. Or is that just me?

Mark brings Phoebe and her Unicorn. Grant wishes people would just tell him things. Like really, put in some effort.

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Mark recounts a thrilling experience of private and public performance. Grant gets an objectionably tasty advertisement.

Mark brings Home Free. Children’s tales can be memorable, enlightening, and oh-so frightening. Plus their movie adaptations aren’t to be ignored.

Grant brings Berkeley Mews. Mark meditates on the quality of his intuition.

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There’s stuff in the air, and surprise! It’s equal parts flour and dust. Space-heating kitchen appliances are only good in the winter, and Mark made cookies.

Grant brings Petunia & Dre. The infamous Nothing Box is discussed, though your hosts suspect it’s really a problem-solving tool.

Mark brings Buckles. Grant continues to have personal troubles with targeted advertising and is prepared to be convinced in the future about pizza ovens.

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Amusement parks are not in the shared vocabulary of your hosts. Mark’s lack of experience is somehow still more than Grant’s, at least in recent memory.

Mark brings That is Priceless. Grant knows where he parked, and Mark issues a virtual challenge. Grant remains skeptical.

Grant brings Berger and Wyse. Mark doesn’t like beets, but he enjoys them much more than a scare in the bathroom. He’s ambivalent about directed post-toilet moisture.

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Mark is tired. Like, rather quite tired. Grant is extremely skeptical of sports physics at altitude.

Grant brings Domestic Abuse. What the heck is car wax anyway? Definitely not a metaphor. But the entire public education system?

Mark brings Stone Soup. Grant has flexible opinions on sausages except in on particular case.

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There’s both good and bad in this world, and one can only hope that a fun new desk ornament outweighs the frustration of losing unimportant data. Grant learns a new productivity hack.

Mark brings WaynoVision. Both hosts have precisely the same thought process about participating in the Olympics. How do they even practice some of these things?

Grant brings Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal. Mark is a little bummed about the choice of topics Grant chose, and surprises him at the end.

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