Comical Start

Your hosts are growing older and wiser and boomier. There’s something in that east coast air that really brings out one’s civic duty.

Grant brings Texts From Mittens. Mark believes his cohost was appropriately slighted. The settings app is difficult to navigate at times.

Mark brings Sweet and Sour Pork. A toaster is reviewed. Yes, really.

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Give a man a meat slicer and he won’t talk to anybody ever again. Or give him unstable WiFi and the same thing will occur. Wow, this one was a disaster.

Mark brings Back in the Day. He wants a clearer set of boundaries around a sandwich, and Grant shares something about cheese that Mark doesn’t get to hear.

Grant brings FoxTrot. Enjoy a classic miscommunication with sprinkles on top.

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Ah, the trials of moving. Somehow things manage to fall into place, and it’s even better when the potential for a nasty accident stares you in the face but you refuse to yield.

Grant brings For Better or For Worse. Enjoy a mostly spoiler-free discussion of a TV show that both your hosts are behind on.

Mark brings Geech. Let’s all be savvy consumers, shall we?

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Thunk, goes Mark’s current podcasting studio. But hey, it’s as comfy as a new couch or an accent chair!

Mark brings Grand Avenue. Grant can be nostalgic, but that doesn’t mean he’s comfortable or happy. Mark hits the nail on the head. Watching food is awesome.

Grant brings Beardo. He quickly gut-checks his cohost’s labor policies.

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What’s a Sunday in August without a good retrospective? And a poetry reading on top of that? Your hosts spoil you!

Grant brings Andy Capp. After looking up a word, Mark fails to fully engage due to a sudden realization that plays into his anxiety around technology.

Mark brings Looks Good on Paper. Grant is cagy, and tried to make something fancy.

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Mark helps Grant recap a national travesty, but only in a fair and measured way. NBC shouldn’t expunge important historical records.

Mark brings Ollie and Quentin. Don’t listen to Grant: that’s the actual name. POV cameras on professional athletes would be cool for a certain kind of sports nerd.

Grant brings Brewster Rockit. This episode description is authoritatively not brought to you by autocorrect.

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Come along for a new baseball adventure and a hotel critique. Stay for the extra cookie.

Grant brings Bird and Moon. After a quick moment for ornithology, your hosts discuss phrases from classic video games and cannot determine whether they have yet segued.

Mark brings Scary Gary. Books are for reading.

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Grant accidentally gets pranked, but he is prepared. Mark is surprised by his own excitement, and handball rules do exist.

Mark brings Haircut Practice. Grant has an impractical question about consumption, and Mark wants an itemized list of car accessories.

Grant brings Snow Sez. Pandas? Sure.

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Mark spends some time worrying over his future internet setup. Someone needs to be the foundation. Your hosts also have a short aside about video games that includes a small bit of foley work.

Grant brings Liberty Meadows. Mark gives an authoritative ranking while Grant pesters him about morality in the present and future.

Mark brings Ozy and Millie. Hats are probably fine, and little kids’ opinions are silly.

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Mark requests some assistance in furnishing an apartment, creating what is probably an unsatisfying audio experience in line with their current whole deal of reading comics you can't see. But hey, there's some good advice there!

Mark brings Ordinary Bill. Connecting not at all to the comic, your hosts explore what truffle should mean.

Grant brings AJ and Magnus. He has an adult story regarding adult problems.

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