Comical Start

Your hosts can’t quite agree on how to run a gift exchange. And even if they could, Grant wouldn’t be too jazzed about it.

Mark brings Liberty Meadows. After a bad joke, Grant learns something new about San Francisco residences. Cities are dirty.

Grant brings Rip Haywire. There are key factors in selecting a dog’s name. Don’t mess it up.

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Mark is spreading gospels and breaking oaths. Snack cakes are important, as is participating in local journalism.

Grant brings Frazz. What’s wrong with the world? Why can’t Grant draw a picture without being suggestive?

Mark brings Miss Peach. He has a quick question about style.

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Mark has a revelation about wasted time over the last few years. Nice gifts are nice.

Mark brings Savage Chickens. He teaches Grant about a niche TV show from decades ago, and that somehow turns into a love letter to a questionable Sci-Fi movie series.

Grant brings Bob the Angry Flower. Your hosts get a little coy about their descriptions.

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Mark has a heck of a mundane morning, roaming between stores in an attempt to clean his dishes. Grant faces down a miniscule porcelain specter.

Grant brings BFGF Syndrome. Mark has an unhinged take, allegedly. Food can go in mouths and be shared between people.

Mark brings Poorly Drawn Lines. After determining Mark is wrong yet again, Grant shares a few highlights of his estimating prowess.

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A lot of talking happened this past weekend, and Mark rediscovers the now-useless fruits of his past self’s labor. Your hosts have somewhat different memories of concert band.

Mark brings Nest Heads. He opts to fall down a rabbit hole of woodworking tools and skills because, really, he doesn’t know much.

Grant brings Chuckle Bros. What does it even mean to be organized? Can anyone truly achieve the zen of a tidy living space?

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Grant fights off some bad decisions. The world of microwaveable food in bags is ripe and varied, as is the range of generic-sounding culturally non-specific meal names.

Grant brings Shen Comix. Mark indeed has colors associated with the immune system.

Mark brings Kliban’s Cats. Flying doesn’t have to be difficult.

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Mark’s train of thought leaves the station without him, so Grant jumps in. Your hosts review some tricks and treats. One particular neighborhood has been put in a tough position for Halloween.

Mark brings Lucky Cow. What animal would be your personal Remy? Why does rye bread so thoroughly defy description?

Grant brings Bob the Squirrel. Mark shares a strong opinion, and Grant gets his facial hair confused.

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Mark had an unusual wardrobe malfunction that nobody else could have noticed. Grant is ready to make some traditional cuisine with grandma-approved supplies. Mark has a pot.

Grant brings Too Much Coffee Man. Procrastination is a powerful tool in the weirdest circumstances. Or is that just me?

Mark brings Phoebe and her Unicorn. Grant wishes people would just tell him things. Like really, put in some effort.

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Mark recounts a thrilling experience of private and public performance. Grant gets an objectionably tasty advertisement.

Mark brings Home Free. Children’s tales can be memorable, enlightening, and oh-so frightening. Plus their movie adaptations aren’t to be ignored.

Grant brings Berkeley Mews. Mark meditates on the quality of his intuition.

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There’s stuff in the air, and surprise! It’s equal parts flour and dust. Space-heating kitchen appliances are only good in the winter, and Mark made cookies.

Grant brings Petunia & Dre. The infamous Nothing Box is discussed, though your hosts suspect it’s really a problem-solving tool.

Mark brings Buckles. Grant continues to have personal troubles with targeted advertising and is prepared to be convinced in the future about pizza ovens.

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