Your hosts wish they were cool, too. Mark admits to also using a to-do list. In fact, he’s a certified master.

Grant brings Marmaduke. One tenuous leap later, meme knowledge quickly turns into a broader conversation about capturing information.

Mark brings Moderately Confused. He fails to sell Grant on the concept of crossword puzzles.

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Things go a little haywire during the intro. Capitalism is given a critical look, followed by discussion of jurisprudence. Despite what his lovely wife has to suggest, he refuses to have a cherry. Turns out niche products aren’t that niche.

Mark brings The Wandering Melon. Car accessories are discussed, particularly those that create holes and safety concerns.

Grant brings Ink Pen. Panera is now a genre of salad.

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Grant weighs in on the big game, and Mark shares the most-discussed storylines from penalties to Super Smash. Grant got a boo-boo in a way that neither host can discern, and Mark impresses Grant with his OSHA compliance.

Grant brings Red and Rover. Mark has indeed experienced blindness from obvious items, as recently as the day of recording. They swap several tales.

Mark brings The Adventures of Business Cat. Grant failed to get himself stuck in a tree, and Kelly Clarkson has made some solid music.

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Mark and Grant share their varied issues with technology. A Trader Joe’s scam is followed up by a potential dine-and-dash.

Mark brings Art by Moga, and gives Grant an assist on comic interpretation. Grant provides a healthy dose of reality. Rain jackets can be awesome.

Grant brings Luann. He is nice enough to praise Mark for his descriptive capabilities. Mark is not a dancer.

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Mark has a new toy, and is thrilled about what it could mean for his hobby. He’s also curious about Grant’s history with graphic novels. The conversation is surprisingly insightful.

Grant brings Non Sequitur. Mark details his casual approach to cable management.

Mark brings Back in the Day, but there’s no time.

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Mark provides necessary updates on the state Mario Kart in the household. He likes being a bully to the computer players. Names are difficult. Grant reads the recording timeline too quickly.

Mark brings Eyebeam. Is there any meaning to be taken from dreams? Who cares? Winter driving in real life is exciting enough on its own.

Grant brings Candorville. He quizzes Mark on his ambitions for the future. Mark comes in with a hard dose of reality.

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As is tradition, there is a recap of some excellent food. Grant takes it in stride. Then the quadrennial review happens thanks to data that… Wait… It has an unresolved error. Yikes.

Grant brings Peanuts. Mark immediately takes issue with the talking points, and Grant pivots to eye correction tools.

Mark brings Mt. Pleasant and requests Grant discuss his relationship with antiquated books.

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Mark has a couple stories of things not quite fitting correctly. Grant comes in with  personal experience to waylay future issues.

Mark brings Lost Sheep. All sorts of folks visited suburban houses in the early 2000s. Your hosts have different memories of frozen food/ice cream distributors from the great state of Minnesota.

Grant brings JumpStart. What’s in a mystery? How do you deal with an unknown situation?

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Mark is paralyzed by choice regarding discussion topics over the past few weeks. But your hosts manage to strap themselves in and tackle a few topics that are as unimportant as ever.

Grant brings Lio. He has a couple quick questions that Mark won’t play along with. All of a sudden, your hosts find themselves discussing ostriches and rheas.

Mark brings Nothing is Not Something. Bubblegum tastes like bubblegum.

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After a quick Christmas card check in, Mark discusses his work trip. Speaking of which, neither of your hosts are “jet-setting”, regardless of which definition you choose. Baseball statistics are not infallible.

Mark brings Off the Mark. He’s curious about the noises emitted from phones, particularly those that historically have contained rhythmic elements.

Grant brings Berkeley Mews. Advent calendars? They’re pretty good.

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