Comical Start

Amusement parks are not in the shared vocabulary of your hosts. Mark’s lack of experience is somehow still more than Grant’s, at least in recent memory.

Mark brings That is Priceless. Grant knows where he parked, and Mark issues a virtual challenge. Grant remains skeptical.

Grant brings Berger and Wyse. Mark doesn’t like beets, but he enjoys them much more than a scare in the bathroom. He’s ambivalent about directed post-toilet moisture.

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Mark is tired. Like, rather quite tired. Grant is extremely skeptical of sports physics at altitude.

Grant brings Domestic Abuse. What the heck is car wax anyway? Definitely not a metaphor. But the entire public education system?

Mark brings Stone Soup. Grant has flexible opinions on sausages except in on particular case.

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There’s both good and bad in this world, and one can only hope that a fun new desk ornament outweighs the frustration of losing unimportant data. Grant learns a new productivity hack.

Mark brings WaynoVision. Both hosts have precisely the same thought process about participating in the Olympics. How do they even practice some of these things?

Grant brings Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal. Mark is a little bummed about the choice of topics Grant chose, and surprises him at the end.

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After the creation of a new band, your hosts confirm the small blip that is a lost listener. Grant found a new place to play.

Grant brings Cheer Up, Emo Kid. Do consider the incredible value that is your United States Postal Service, and get informed.

Mark brings Rabbits Against Magic. Grant may need a bowl next to his recliner.

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The more you spend the more you save! At least that is Mark’s approach to using his immunization coupons at a local grocery store. Egg yolks? Oreos? Yes, please.

Mark brings Questionable Quotebook. Grant is feeling lukewarm. He’s not particularly keen on becoming soup when it isn’t soup weather.

Grant brings Beardo. Mark is indeed a patron.

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Mark requests an answer to a longstanding bit of curiosity about Grant’s computer software. Mark has a similar affliction but with less effect.

Grant brings Ordinary Bill. After a classic guessing game, Grant has a simple question tied to a decent television show.

Mark brings xkcd. He entreats Grant to consider his life a piece of media.

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Grant’s side of the recording was lost, so we apologize for the low-bandwidth Skype call. There are limiting factors in baking. Sunday brunch is always good, even if it’s from McDonald’s.

Mark brings Speed Bump. Yet another new toy has entered his life, and Grant is similarly delighted by its whimsy.

Grant brings Invisible Bread. Nothing happens.

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Your hosts dive right in to discussing slides and presentations. Grant has a bare-bones approach. Also, spreadsheets and data.

Grant brings Underpants and Overbites. After an unrelated tangent, Mark opines on turtlenecks and similar neckwear.

Mark brings Glasbergen Comics. Your hosts need space to think.

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Herbs and spice and everything nice are better when they come in giant containers. Although some seasoning mixes need to justify their existence.

Mark brings Herman. Grant nominally regrets not playing with more projectiles as a kid, and isn’t sure where to begin with paintball. Mark has some rave reviews.

Grant brings Batch Rejection. Mark discovers a personal rule of thumb on the fly for getting advice at a retailer.

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There are a few false alarms with technology. Mark hit a reading milestone and has an impassioned review for all to hear. Grant has a bone to pick with a teen fiction author.

Grant brings Chuckle Bros. After a self-effacing prologue, Grant provides insight into a problematic project.

Mark brings Andy Capp. He requests that Grant describe himself.

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