Comical Start

A dilemma of money and experience nearly paralyzed Mark, and subsequently almost led him to impulsively do something silly anyway. Grant provides support.

Mark brings Betty. After a failed and unfocused transition, Grant responds in generalities before listening to a tale of woe and growth.

Grant brings Grand Avenue. Things get serious for a minute.

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Grant is introduced to the fearless march of technology observable in the Bay Area. Mark purchased a party favor that hit just right.

Grant brings Bear with Me. Mark would rather not use his horn. Maybe there’s some trauma to unpack there.

Mark brings Pickles. Grant is only occasionally a speed demon, while Mark has some regrets.

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Mark has a new toy, and self-describing phrases are difficult. Are gardening-based puns an email faux pas?

Mark brings Animal Crackers. He hopes to dredge up a social media campaign from Grant’s past. Lab safety makes that difficult.

Grant brings Bound and Gagged. Mark gives unhelpful answers to unnecessary questions, all for the sake of Grant getting to say “No Whammies” and “Zonk”.

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Mark tells tales of the descent of Deadheads onto San Francisco. Totally separately, he separated a metal fidget puzzle. Grant’s on the hunt for an odd crochet gift.

Grant brings Frank and Ernest. After a solid Whose Line reference, your hosts get deep into a discussion about wallpaper. A business that was presumed dead is found to be thriving.

Mark brings Invisible Bread. Grant is only interested in payback.

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This episode starts with quite the introduction. Sweet treats? Tiny games? Knock-off products? Check, check, and check.

Mark brings Overboard. Grant has a measured, discipline thought on prioritizing communication to others.

Grant brings Cathy Classics. He's frustrated with the world.

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Mark uses some fancy footwork to justify Grant’s poor communication. Your hosts find new uses for old tools. There’s not just one way to use dish soap.

Grant brings Wallace the Brave. Mark has an Altoid anecdote, which turns into a confusing trip to a website. Cinnamon, yuck.

Mark brings The Awkward Yeti. Post-rain activities are varied and fun.

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With both hosts back in the mix, a proper and extremely minimal commemoration of 5 years occurs. This puts them on the precipice of quarter life crises. Grant gives his thoughts on large malls yet again.

Mark brings Imagine This. A rewatch of a short video commences after an inspirational sentence from Grant, and the topic is left behind.

Grant brings Calvin and Hobbes. Woods stuff resurface. A geographic revelation is had.

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Mark rambles for a while.

Mark doesn’t sleep as well as Grant, and hates certain foods for pseudo-breakfast. How does one properly fry rice?

Mark brings The Other End. What’s in a cloud? Do shapes just come about, and can you find their true form?

Grant brings Ink Pen. It’s nor quite special burger time.

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What’s going on in the neighborhood? Your hosts go to the source with some hard-hitting reporting on youth dance classes, animal rescue, doctor visits, and scat.

Grant brings Barkeater Lake. Pie is super good.

Mark brings Sunshine State. Software updates are difficult to balance.

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