Completely Unqualified

It's hump day! On Episode Forty-Two, Randi and Lindsey discuss Sam's recommendation - Sweet Home Alabama (2002). This rom-com classic was easy to attack for the Completely UNQ gals, as a lot of its content felt dated. Listen to Lindsey and Randi discuss the coonhound cemetery, their favorite movie quotes, and why Ms. Smooter was the true villain of this romantic comedy. We challenge the notion of "Southern culture" a lot on this episode, so if that's something you truly believe in, "Growing Out of Our Pretty Years" is probably not the episode for you!

Next week, we're watching Moonlight (2016). Randi and Lindsey have often talked about how stunning of a film this is on the pod, and how emotion-evoking it was for the both of them upon their first viewing. They're eager to bring their commentary to such an important movie next Wednesday on Completely Unqualified. Thanks for recommending this Connor! And we are...completely unqualified!

P.S. Make sure you vote for our next movie series in the poll on our social media - @completelyUNQ on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram. And, as always, make sure you write in your own movie recommendations to our email - [email protected].

We hope you're all having the best Wednesday! Lindsey's off in the mountains, so this episode is pre-recorded and scheduled for today for all of you devoted Completely UNQ listeners. Though our social media (@completelyUNQ on Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter) may be quiet this week, we aren't on this episode! Randi and Lindsey talked about His House (2020) for Episode Forty-One. We discussed double-checking that your partner would believe you if you saw a ghost, the intricate themes in this spooky film, and how excited we are to be witnessing the new generation of horror movies right now! Enjoy His House as much as we did! Thanks for the recommendation, Sarah.

Next week, we're watching a rom com classic that neither Lindsey or Randi have seen before - Sweet Home Alabama (2002). Watch this on Hulu or Sling TV if you have a premium subscription! Thanks for recommending this one, Sam! Make sure you write in your own movie recommendations to our email - [email protected]. We would love to hear what you want us to watch next. And we are...completely unqualified!

We've made it to Episode Forty somehow!! Thanks for being along for the ride, Completely UNQ fans & stans. After reviewing the Twilight Saga for an entire month before "Dumb Broad Behavior," we watched (perhaps) the most wild film on the pod thus far for today's episode, Boogie Nights (1997). Thanks for recommending this one, Matt! Randi and Lindsey were both in low spirits for this episode, so we apologize for less humor, less jokes, and somber tone. This movie was so much fun and we wish we could've given it a little bit more *umph.* But, it is what it is, folks; Simone Biles says mental health first! We hope Episode Forty is enjoyable nonetheless. We certainly had a lot to say - in rambling format - about Boogie Nights.

Next week, we're watching His House (2020). We just keep shaking it up from young adult fantasy films to adult movies about the porn industry to a scary movie, but what else can you expect on Completely Unqualified!? Thanks for requesting this one, Sarah! As always, make sure to write in your own movie recommendations (series or stand-alone films) to [email protected] and follow us on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook (@completelyUNQ). And we are...completely unqualified!

Happy Wednesday! It’s our last day reviewing the Twilight Saga and we had so much fun along the way. Thanks for sticking with us, ya’ll. Today – obviously – we’re discussing The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 2 (2012) on Episode Thirty-Nine. Randi and Lindsey talk about the iconic beheading fight scene, Chuckesmee, and why Bella is a negligent mother. We hope to do another movie series on the podcast in the upcoming weeks and/or months, so if you’re interested, write in which saga you’d like to see us do next to our email – [email protected].

Next week, we’re back to our typical programming here on Completely Unqualified! We’re watching Randi’s friend Matt’s recommendation on Netflix, Boogie Nights (1997). Neither of us have seen this film before so, as Lindsey allegedly says twice this episode, BUCKLE UP! Make sure to follow Completely UNQ on Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter via our handle - @completelyUNQ – for all podcast updates and news. And we are…completely unqualified!

No measure of time with you all on these fine Wednesdays will ever be enough, but we'll start with an entire hour dedicated to The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 1 (2011). Thanks for being here to listen to Randi and Lindsey talk about pedophile Jacob, how Edward gets baby Renesmee out into the world, and the political undertones of the first part of the final installment in the Twilight series. Lots of laughs, lots of tears (all Randi), and lots of questions are posed on Episode Thirty-Eight. You don't want to miss this one, fellow Twihards.

Next week is our last Wednesday dedicated to Stephenie Meyer's universe. We're watching The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2 (2012). Binge it on Netflix with us before July 28th and get ready to end this series on a high note - decapitated heads and all! If you want Completely Unqualified to continue to shake-up their typical approach to Wednesday movie reviews on the podcast, write in your movie recommendations and/or new ideas to [email protected]. Make sure to follow us on Twitter, Facebook, and/or Instagram - @completelyUNQ - for all podcast updates and reminders. And we are...completely unqualified!

We swear the title of this episode will make sense if you just listen. Happy Wednesday, friends! Today, of course, we're keeping up with our Twilight Saga theme by watching and discussing The Twilight Saga: Eclipse (2010). We promise it's spicy, as Lindsey says WAY too much on Episode Thirty-Seven. Listen to the Completely UNQ gals (finally back to their normal duo - but, thanks for your service, Mama Trace) talk about Jacob Black quotes, how Jasper Cullen is a racist, and how catching feelings for men is simply a HOAX(TM). We're so happy Randi is back on the pod!

Next week, join us (now on Netflix) by watching The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 1 (2011). Make sure to write in your own movie recommendations once we're done covering the Twilight series by emailing us at [email protected]. For all the Twilight and podcast updates, follow us on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook - @completelyUNQ. And we are...completely unqualified!

We bet you never expected this...and, honestly, we didn't either. But, we were lucky enough to have Mama Mead step in last minute to record our New Moon episode for our Twilight Saga series with Lindsey after some unexpected things came up for Randi! So, please welcome Mrs. Tracey Mead to Completely Unqualified! We watched, of course, The Twilight Saga: New Moon (2009) this Wednesday! And, though we are thankful to have Lindsey's mom on the pod with us, Randi will be back soon!! We were so lucky to have Tracey Mead on the mic while we could because she shares with the world her experience as a "Twilight Mom" on Episode Thirty-Six. "An Evening with Everyone's Favorite Twilight Mom" is full of Lindsey and Tracey talking over each other (in hopes of saving time while they record in the wee hours of the night) and lots of laughs, so we hope you enjoy, even though we're missing one half of Completely UNQ! Again, thanks a BILLION, Lindsey's mom (she loves you so much)!

Next week, we're watching The Twilight Saga: Eclipse (2010). We hope we have some semblance of normalcy on Episode Thirty-Seven for you. If not, we're completely unqualified after all, right?! Write in any movie recommendations, questions, or Twilight comments to [email protected] and make sure to follow us on Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram @completelyUNQ for podcast updates! xoxo. And we are...completely unqualified!

Do YOU know what "perpetuity" means? Well we don't. But we do know the world of Twilight (2008), and we had so much fun saying it out loud and revisiting it for Episode Thirty-Five on the pod today! Thanks for recommending Completely Unqualified's first ever movie series, Libby! Listen to Randi and Lindsey take their walk down memory lane toward everything Twilight; Lindsey rereads the Director's Notebook she got in fifth grade, Randi riffs to Rob Pattinson's songs on the soundtrack, and both of the Completely UNQ ladies recall the "Twilight Moms" sensation. There was SO much more we wish we could've talked about, but this episode ended up being long anyway. Twilight is too iconic to encapsulate in a completely unqualified podcast, but we sure did try!

Next week, keeping with the Twilight Saga theme, we're watching The Twilight Saga: New Moon (2009)! PLEASE write in to [email protected], not only if you have a new movie recommendation, but also if you were Team Jacob! Randi and Lindsey are both Team Edward stans, but we'd love to hear your (wrong) opinion regarding the famous Twilight love triangle. Make sure to follow our social media for Completely Unqualified and Twilight series updates: @completelyUNQ on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram. And we are...completely unqualified (or maybe more qualified on this movie series than usual)!

We're going BACK...to the present? On this episode of Completely Unqualified, Lindsey and Randi review the classic 80s adventure-comedy, Back to the Future (1985). We talk about how crispy McDonald's Sprite is, how Janet needs to take a seat, and about that godforsaken baby to adult pipeline. Please ignore the sounds of Randi's air conditioning, the alfredo, Randi's squeaky chair, and Lindsey's dog, Winnifred. As always, we're bringing you unqualified, sketchy content on this fine Wednesday. Thanks for recommending Back to the Future, Justin!!

Next week, we're definitely going back to the past; a past where Lindsey had a Twilight-themed 5th grade birthday party and Randi wished Edward Cullen was her boyfriend. That's right! The results of our social media poll are in (you better be following us @completelyUNQ on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram), and we're watching the Twilight Saga for the next few weeks!!! Thanks for recommending these movies, Libby! First up, of course, is the OG - Twilight (2008). Join us on our walk down memory lane with this film franchise and for the roast of the century of a movie series that brought us so much joy (somehow) next Wednesday. You won't want to miss it! After we review the five iconic Twilight movies, we will be going back to our typical Completely UNQ schedule, so make sure you write in your own movie recommendations to our email - [email protected]. And we are...completely unqualified! 

Happy Hump Day! Sorry if we bring down the mood, but Episode Thirty-Three covered a film Randi and Lindsey would describe as "Ouch! 10 out of 10." You guessed it...this week, we watched About Time (2013). Randi and Lindsey discuss the emotional impact of this movie, urging all of our listeners - as always - to take care of their mental health. We love you! We also talk about how the word "cupboard" looks weird spelled out and the frequency of Lindsey's clenched-fist temper tantrums. Thanks for recommending this wonderful but heartbreaking movie, Celina!

Next week, we're watching an adventure, comedy classic - Back to the Future (1985). Thanks for the recommendation, Justin! Join us by viewing Back to the Future on Netflix before next Wednesday. Write in your own movie recommendation (preferably not about deceased parents and/or on streaming services right now) to [email protected]. Make sure you follow Completely Unqualified on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram, too - @completelyUNQ. And we are...completely unqualified!