Completely Unqualified

Completely Unqualified

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  • 12: Predator Police and Sad Karaoke

    Happy Wednesday!! Randi and Lindsey are back for another episode of Completely Unqualified. This week, we covered Dustin's recommendation - Big Time Adolescence (2019). Starring the Completely UNQ gals' favorite men - Pete Davidson and Machine Gun Kelly - this coming of age dramedy is a 64 out of 10 in our eyes. Listen to Lindsey discuss Hulu being the farthest thing from aesthetically pleasing and her ex boyfriends way too much and Randi talk about her pharmacy days and the power of a late night drive. We hope you enjoyed this film as much as we did!

    Next week, we're covering the controversial, disgusting, Oedipus-Complex-themed film, Womb (2010). Our dear friend, Adrian Wahlen, joins us (via Zoom) all the way from Berlin, Germany to discuss his role in this movie. We *highly* recommend you read a synopsis of this film before diving into its complex and upsetting content. Follow us on Instagram, Twitter, and/or Facebook via  the handle @completelyUNQ to see sneak-peeks of our Zoom footage with Adrian and stay updated on our podcast. Write in your own movie recommendation to our email, as well: [email protected]. And we are...completely unqualified!

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    48 min
  • 11: Pescado and Cashew

    Can you dig it, Completely Unqualified friends and fans?! We're sorry that was a terrible pun, but Episode Eleven is full of them. This week we covered Steven's recommendation...Holes (2003). Holes is a childhood classic loved by many people from Lindsey and Randi's generation. After viewing this movie for yourself on Disney+, listen to Completely UNQ talk about what their own D Tent nicknames would be (hence the episode title), Lindsey discuss her trypophobia, Randi describe her intense fear of yellow-spotted lizards, and the crew constantly refer to the year 2021 as 2020 because they're still living in the past.

    We'll be watching Big Time Adolescence (2019) next Wednesday! Check it out on Hulu with us. Thanks for the recommendation, Dustin! We look forward to hearing Randi fan-girl about Pete Davidson and Machine Gun Kelly again. In the meantime, follow @completelyUNQ on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram for updates on your favorite podcast (AKA us) and write in your own movie recommendation to [email protected]. With 2021 in full force now (even though Lindsey and Randi forget that), a lot of our previous film recommendations have been taken off of accessible streaming services, so we need new options!! Xoxo, and we are...completely unqualified!

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    46 min
  • 10: Ping-Ponging Alliances and Sneaky Little Blondes

    Our tenth episode is here!! The gals who created Completely Unqualified can't thank you enough for listening each week, watching films (the good, bad, and ugly) with us, and tuning in today. Episode Ten, "Ping-Ponging Alliances and Sneaky Little Blondes," is about the movie The Loft (2014). Recommended by Randi's good friend and roommate Aubrie, The Loft had a lot (or not nearly enough?) to offer - terrible husbands, a cringey script, and plenty of plot-holes. Lindsey also brought her broken, monster-sounding fridge on the episode today as a special guest, so please forgive us - yet again - for spooky background noises. 

    We hope to see you back with us next week as we cover another Disney classic recommended by Steven - Holes (2003). Check it out on Disney+ before next Wednesday and make sure to write in your own movie recommendation now that a new year is upon us to our Gmail - [email protected]. Subscribe, follow, rate us on Apple Podcasts or Podchaser, and like our social media pages (@completelyUNQ on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram). We'll be back! And we are...completely unqualified.

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    43 min
  • 9: Sandlot Fowevah (with Marty York)

    Randi and Lindsey here for Episode Nine of Completely Unqualified!! For this episode, we have something brand new for you...it's our very first interview special!! Marty York, who played Yeah-Yeah in the beloved, timeless film The Sandlot (1993), joined us to discuss his role in the movie and everything Sandlot related. Follow Marty on his Instagram @marty_york!! Thanks for recommending The Sandlot, Mary!! We were so honored to talk about our favorite nostalgic movie with an actor who was a part of it. We hope you enjoy it, and we apologize in advance for the audio adjustments that had to be made to bring you the highest quality podcast episode possible. We know it isn't perfect, but it's worth it.

    Smore fun is on the way. Join us next week on Completely Unqualified as Randi and Lindsey talk about the thriller film, The Loft (2014). This one was recommended by Randi's roommate and friend, Aubrie. We hope it brings lots of scares and lots of laughs for our first episode in the year 2021. Make sure to follow us on social media for more updates about this comedic film review podcast. Our handle is @completelyUNQ for Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram. Rate and review us on Apple Podcasts and Podchaser, share this episode with your friends, and write in your own movie recommendation to [email protected]. Happy New Year to all of our listeners!! And we are...completely unqualified!

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    45 min
  • 8: Basketball Toddlers and Barking Lions

    Hello, Completely Unqualified fans and friends!! Randi and Lindsey are bringing you their shortest episode yet so you don't have to burden yourself with listening to our voices for too long before the end-of-the-year holidays (if you celebrate). Our eighth episode is about a Hanukkah-themed Disney Channel Original Movie - Full-Court Miracle (2003). It's currently available on Disney Plus, if you haven't watched it already, and may be...worth your time? Lindsey and Randi are in rare form - or maybe not so rare considering this podcast is called Completely Unqualified - on this episode: Randi barks and Lindsey is the queen of tangents. Nonetheless, we hope this short episode will make you laugh and lift your holiday spirits.

    Happy Holidays to all who celebrate. We're so grateful for your support!! Follow Completely Unqualified on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook @completelyUNQ and consider sponsoring our show through the Anchor sponsorship link attached in the episode notes. Write us a review on Apple Podcasts or Podchaser (as a Christmas gift to us), send in your own movie recommendation to [email protected], and get ready for next Wednesday. Randi and Lindsey will present their very first interview episode on the movie The Sandlot (1993). You won't want to miss it. And we are...completely unqualified.

    P.S. Shout-out to our audio-editing app (Wondershare Filmora9) for the random electric guitar excerpts (from Golet's "Slaves").

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    40 min
  • 7: Pishy Caca and Hot Miracles
    It's Wednesday, my dudes, and we're back with another episode of Completely Unqualified! Today, we're reviewing the movie-musical La La Land (2016), recommended by Lindsey's good friend, Paige. This heartbreaking romance is one that had both Randi and Lindsey crying in their respective clubs. Listen to Episode Seven now to hear Lindsey say "love isn't real" and "quote-on-quote" at least 100 times each and Randi claim that she has never failed in her life. We're sorry if you happen to hear some background construction noises or loud car engines in today's episode - unfortunately, Lindsey and Randi tried recording at normal-human hours (like noon) instead of in the middle of the night, resulting in typical city sounds for your enjoyment. 
    Write in your own movie recommendation to Completely Unqualified's email if you'd like Randi and Lindsey to review a film of your choice one day: [email protected]. For next week, we picked Mike's film recommendation - Full-Court Miracle (2003) - in the spirit of the holiday season. Follow @completelyUNQ on Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram for updates on everything related to this podcast. We love you all - and we are, completely unqualified.
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    53 min
  • 6: Is He Attractive or Does He Play Hockey?

    Welcome back to Completely Unqualified, everybody!! Today, Lindsey and Randi are talking about the "Cult Classic" film that has held the title (perhaps, self-proclaimed) of one of the top ten sports movies ever: Slap Shot (1977). This movie was recommended by Lindsey's dad, Bill, and is one of his all-time favorite comedies. Listen to Randi and Lindsey discuss the expected - the problems with this film in 2020, the 70s, and hockey - and the unexpected - toupee songs, vending machine deaths, the movie that holds the record for most F-bombs dropped, and so on. You get a little bit of everything for Episode Six today. What else do you expect from a show called Completely Unqualified?

    Join us next week as we watch La La Land (2016), a musical romance starring Emma Stone and Ryan Gosling. This is a movie Lindsey swore to never watch again to avoid heartbreak and Randi has never seen, so you know discussion is about to be good. We appreciate you all so much for tuning in with us each week and giving new (or old) movies a try. Make sure to follow us on social media (Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram) @completelyUNQ and follow or subscribe on whatever podcast streaming service you're accessing this episode on right now. Write in your own movie recommendation to our email, too: [email protected].

    And we are...completely unqualified!

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    57 min
  • 5: An Exquisite Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich
    It's Wednesday, so you know what that means? Randi and Lindsey are back and so excited to share their thoughts with you all about their latest movie watch for Completely Unqualified - Edward Scissorhands (1990). Edward Scissorhands is a classic, timeless movie that still remains worthy of discussion 30 years after its initial release. Listen to Lindsey and Randi talk about Edward being your typical grilling dad at the barbeque, their persisting disgust toward Neighborhood Karens(TM), and how snow is actually origami. 
    We hope you take the time to not only follow and/or subscribe to Completely Unqualified on your favorite podcast streaming service, but also follow us on our podcast's social media. You can find Completely Unqualified on Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram via this handle - @completelyUNQ. Write in your own movie recommendation to our email, as well - [email protected]. You know we'll watch absolutely anything at this point, so we can't wait to see what you come up with. Join us next week as we watch the "Cult Classic" film, Slap Shot (1977). And we are...completely unqualified!
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    47 min
  • 4: Two Bros Having Some Drinks and Justice for Stanley

    On Wednesdays we watch...bad horror films? Lindsey and Randi are back for their fourth episode on Completely Unqualified to talk about the dystopian thriller It Comes at Night (2017) with you all. Did anything come at night? Why were there so many unhinged men? Do YOU know how long a foot and a half is? We'd like to say all of these questions will be answered in this review...but...this is Completely Unqualified. Expectations are low.

    Next week, join us as we cover the classic drama loved by many - Edward Scissorhands (1990) - and make sure you write in your own movie recommendation to our email at [email protected] so we can review your film of choice one day. We will see you next Wednesday!! And we are...completely unqualified!

    P.S. To all of our listeners that celebrate Thanksgiving, enjoy your holiday with friends and family however you can safely do so. This year, Randi and Lindsey are certainly thankful for ALL of you for tuning in with us each week and supporting this podcast.

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    52 min
  • 3: A Ditty Called Jaja Ding Dong

    Randi and Lindsey tackle the musical comedy released just this year, Eurovision Song Contest: The Story of Fire Saga (2020), in their third episode on Completely Unqualified. Eurovision Song Contest: The Story of Fire Saga is currently available on Netflix if you're up for the 2 hours and 3 minutes of...fun?...this film brings. Listen to Randi try to draw parallels between Camp Rock (2008) and Eurovision & Lindsey consistently attempt to convince Randi this movie was not worth praising. If Eurovision wasn't scary enough, next week Completely UNQ will be watching It Comes at Night (2017) - a spooky, suspenseful movie chosen by our listeners via a poll.

    If you have a movie you'd like Lindsey and Randi to review on Completely Unqualified, write in your recommendation to [email protected]. Make sure to follow us on our social media for any and all updates on this podcast: @completelyUNQ for Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram. We can't wait to see you next Wednesday!! And we are...completely unqualified.

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    54 min

About Completely Unqualified

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Co-hosts Randi DeShone and Lindsey Mead have been best friends since they were five years old. A cornerstone of their friendship has always been giving completely unqualified and unsolicited movie…