Completely Unqualified

Are you a neo-maxi zoomdweebie? If so, eat our shorts. This week, we watched the cult-classic, fan-favorite, 80s wonder - The Breakfast Club (1985). Listen to Randi and Lindsey sing their praises for this film. This movie was Randi's "John Bender" Awakening (TM), Lindsey talks about her favorite insults, and the gals feel like decrepit, husks of a women because they were in high school more than 5 years ago. I know they tell you, "Don't you forget about me," but there are some things about high school we'd like to forget. Ew. 

Next week, you won't get to escape Lindsey and Randi talking about hot men in movies because we're watching Knives Out (2019). Chris Evans is one of Lindsey's favorite humans *alive* (RIP Heath), so you won't want to miss Episode Twenty-Three. Thanks for recommending Knives Out, Kasey Kretz! 

As always, write in your own movie recommendation to our email - [email protected] - and make sure to follow us on social media via our handle: @completelyUNQ. Find us on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook. Xoxo. And we are...completely unqualified!

Episode Twenty-One is here, folks!! This week, we watched Brendan's recommendation - Parasite (2019). Parasite is one of Lindsey's favorite movies of all time, and this was Randi's first time watching. Listen to the Completely Unqualified gals talk about Diet Cokes in the shower, burning down the patriarchy, and one of the best "biffed-it" scenes in cinema history.

Next week, join Lindsey and Randi as they watch a classic - The Breakfast Club (1985). If you haven't seen this amazing movie before, check it out sometime this week on the free Peacock TV app. As always, recommend your own films to us via our email: [email protected]. Make sure you follow us on social media, too, for all of our Completely UNQ updates. And we are...completely unqualified.

Look around, look around...Episode Twenty is finally here!! Today, the Completely UNQ gals are talking about all things Hamilton (2020). The "Hamilfilm" special on Disney+ is such a unique opportunity to witness one of Broadway's biggest musicals ever. And the best part of today's episode? ONE OF THE ENSEMBLE MEMBERS WHO WORKED ALONGSIDE THE ORIGINAL CAST JOINED US!! Hope Easterbrook is the woman with the red braid putting in *work* on-stage. Listen to us all discuss the impact of Hamilton, Hope's manifest destiny, and the power of Hamilmania today. Follow Hope on her social media - Instagram, @hopebrooks; TikTok, @hope_tok - as soon as you can, as well.

Next Wednesday, join us as we watch Parasite (2019). Thanks for the recommendation, Brendan! Randi has never seen this one, and Lindsey has watched it multiple times, so we look forward to our unqualified discourse. Follow us on Instagram, Twitter and Facebook via this handle: @completelyUNQ. Make sure you write in your own movie recommendations to our email, too: [email protected]. And we are...completely unqualified.

This one is dedicated to you and your silly jokes, Mr. D.

We're back for Episode 19! This week, we watched Lindsey's BFF's recommendation; Justin picked Over the Moon (2020). This animated heartbreaker is available on Netflix. It tackles tough topics like grief and loss, while simultaneously being vibrant and fun. Enjoy Lindsey and Randi's typical tangents: this time we talk about Randi's dad's jokes, that awkward moment when you realize who voices Gobi in the film, and Lindsey's persisting need to mention cinematography (yes, even in an animated movie).

Next week, THE MOMENT YOU'VE BEEN WAITING FOR (get the hint?!), our Hamilton (2020) episode and interview with Hope Easterbrook will be here!! Look around, look around, by following us on social media (@completelyUNQ on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook) for sneak-peeks and future updates on our podcast. Write in your own movie recommendation to our email - [email protected] - so Lindsey and Randi can cover your future film rec, too! Xoxo. And we are...completely unqualified!

P.S. We're sorry it sounds like Randi's audio is coming from inside a tin can. Yet again, we're always unqualified & always working out the kinks. Forgive us!

Once again, I'm asking you...why are you here? Just kidding; that just happens to be a quote in Episode Eighteen about the iconic, timeless film - Rubber (2010). Shoutout to our dear friend, Kevin, for recommending this one. We love you. Or deeply dislike you. One or the other, because this movie was *painful.* Listen to Randi and Lindsey explore future Belle Tire commercials, alternative reincarnation options for Robert, and slam poetry. We simply wish we were vibing in a desert instead of talking about this movie this week. We owe you all an apology. (Seriously, we apologize for this movie and the occasion sketchy audio again - we're always learning and adjusting). 

Next Wednesday, we're watching an animated movie for the first time, presently available on Netflix: Over the Moon (2020). This one is more recent, was recommended by Lindsey's future husband, Justin, and should make Randi pretty angry to watch (because she's anti-animated movies). So buckle up! We're in for a treat one way or the other. It has got to be better than Rubber...right?

Follow Completely Unqualified on our social media - Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram - via this handle: @completelyUNQ. Make sure to write in your own movie recommendation to our email, too: [email protected]. We appreciate you. And we are...completely unqualified!

Completely Unqualified is BACK for another episode on this fine Wednesday!! We have something special for you for Episode Seventeen - Milica "Mila" Govich joined us for an interview to discuss her role in the blockbuster teen romance film inspired by John Green's famous YA novel, The Fault In Our Stars (2014). Thank you so much to our good friend, Brett Fallis, for recommending this film and virtually introducing us to Mila. We can't wait for Brett to become rich and famous so we can interview him, too!! Mila was such a joy to have on the podcast, as you will certainly see from this episode, and we were incredibly lucky to have this conversation with her about her life as an actress. Listen to us discuss Shailene Woodley's mom's advice, the blue carpet, and Mila's current projects by listening now! We apologize that this episode is a little longer than usual, but we just couldn't stop asking Mila questions. It is TOTALLY worth it.

Next week, join us as we watch and review Rubber (2010) - a film about a murderous car tire. Rubber is available on Tubi, Vudu, Crackle, Sling TV, and Amazon Prime right now. Thanks for that recommendation, Kevin...it speaks volumes about you as a person (jk we love you). Write in your own movie recommendation, preferably on popular streaming platforms, to our email: [email protected]. We're sorry The Fault in Our Stars was taken off Disney+ by the time we reviewed this movie, but we figured it was still worth the watch. Follow us, @completelyUNQ, on Instagram, Twitter, and/or Facebook for updates regarding upcoming episodes and video sneak-peeks of this interview episode with Mila. And, as always, we are...completely unqualified.

Do ya'll have the smoothie moves this Wednesday? Don't know what that means? Head on over to the Curio Shop on Webkinz to find out, I guess? Or something like that?

Episode Sixteen is all about the romantic drama that just recently hit Netflix...Malcolm & Marie (2021). Thanks for the recommendation, Casey! This brand new film starring Zendaya and John David Washington is an emotional, exhausting rollercoaster. Check it out before diving into this podcast episode, and then listen to Randi and Lindsey discuss Alka-Seltzer (again), a childhood classic book, and the fact that Lindsey sounds like Kermit the Frog because she's very sick at the moment. We apologize for the lackluster dialogue. We did everything we could to sound as interested in possible in this incredible movie, but unfortunately, this was Lindsey and Randi's second time recording this exact same episode because the audio was way too funky to post from the first attempt. Enjoy this better version, but apologies for our frustrations!

Next week, we're watching The Fault in Our Stars (2014). Shout-out to Brett Fallis who recommended this nostalgic film and connected us to Mila Govich, the actress who played Augustus Waters' mother in the movie. Mila joins us for a special interview for Episode Seventeen. You won't want to miss it!! As always, find us on social media to see sneak-peeks of our upcoming episodes via this handle on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram: @completelyUNQ. Write in your own movie recommendations to our email, as well: [email protected]. And we are...completely unqualified.

Don't let your dirty mind wander based on this episode's title. Carl really did give Randi's family meat. And Lindsey's sister, Kiersten, persuaded her to title this episode after that inside joke between us three. So, here ya go, Kiersten!!

Happy Wednesday! Episode Fifteen is here about the movie Catch Me If You Can (2002) starring Leonardo DiCaprio and Tom Hanks. Listen to why we request a Cheetah Girls song revival for this film, an explanation of why you simply shouldn't call your father "daddy" as an adult, and Randi make Lindsey feel guilty about loving Tom Hanks. We're sorry if we hurt your feelings with this one...we were pretty tough on the film overall, but ended up with some mixed ratings. 

In honor of Black History Month and acknowledgement of the fact our movie selections have been pretty white-washed thus far, Randi and Lindsey are so excited to watch Malcolm & Marie (2021) next week. It's brand new, it stars an incredible duo for its central characters, and this movie has stirred up a lot of conversation on social media already. Write in your own movie recommendations to [email protected] and we might just select your film choice next!! Thanks for recommending Malcolm & Marie, Casey! 

We also announced that we'll be having another incredible actress join us for a special interview episode. Get ready for Episode Seventeen with Mila Govich and follow Completely Unqualified on social media for updates throughout the month about this episode & other Completely UNQ news. We can be found @completelyUNQ on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram. And we are...completely unqualified.

Episode Fourteen is all about hair - grand canyon center parts, mohawks, a Shakespearean shave, you name it. This week, we watched the Martin Scorsese classic: Taxi Driver (1976). As always, listen to Randi and Lindsey talk about the masterful elements of this film and get lost on tangents unrelated to the movie along the way. Alka-seltzer, raccoons in a dirt hole, apple pie with cheese, and the entire script of a different movie are just a few of the turns we take on this WILD ride. Buckle up, watch Taxi Driver on Netflix yourself, and join us in our discussion about the chaos that is this film. We recommend therapy over taxi driving always!! Follow us @completelyUNQ on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram for updates about this week's episode and future Completely Unqualified content!! As always, there's more to come! We are, yet again, sorry for the occasional microphone popping happening in this episode. It seems like Lindsey's mic needs some TLC, so please forgive us! We hope it'll be fixed by next week.

Next Wednesday, we are watching Lindsey's sister's recommendation - Catch Me If You Can (2002). Thanks for forcing Lindsey to pick this one, Kiersten!! Yet again, give this movie a view via Netflix and get ready for Randi and Lindsey to deep dive into the film. Write in your own movie recommendation to [email protected], and know we appreciate your support with this podcast SO much. Xoxo. And we are...completely unqualified.

If the title of Episode Thirteen doesn't speak for itself (let alone the superstitious episode number), let us speak for it...Womb (2010) will have you feeling shocked, upset, alarmed, disgusted, and off-put if you choose to watch it (as Randi and Lindsey have done). The crew here at Completely Unqualified urge extreme caution before listening to Episode Thirteen, but especially before watching the film yourself. If you chose to just read a synopsis of this film because the subject matter was too icky for you, don't fear!! We've attached a Wikipedia movie summary link here: Womb (film) - Wikipedia. If you decided to take another shower today and indulge in this gross Oedipus Complex-themed film, here's a Talkspace Online Therapy link, too - free of charge: Online therapy with a licensed therapist (talkspace.com). 

The most important thing about this week's episode - ADRIAN WAHLEN IS HERE! Lindsey and Randi's dear friend and German child actor, Adrian, was a part of Eva Green and Matt Smith's controversial film, Womb. He joined Completely Unqualified on today's episode to talk about his involvement in the film. Adrian, Randi, and Lindsey catch up on their lives, discuss Womb, and share a ton of laughs along the way about the beaches of Normandy and Adrian's life as a 4-foot-11-inches-tall child star. Follow Completely Unqualified on Twitter, Instagram, and/or Facebook for video footage regarding Episode Thirteen and other podcast-related updates: @completelyUNQ. Write in your own movie recommendation to our Gmail, too: [email protected].

Next week, join us as we watch a less disgusting film (maybe?): Taxi Driver (1976). Taxi Driver is available on Netflix right now, is considered a classic psychological thriller, and it stars Robert De Niro. We appreciate you all taking the time to listen to Lindsey and Randi constantly ramble about movies. We don't deserve your support, but since we have it, THANK YOU! And we are...completely unqualified.

P.S. We sincerely apologize, yet again, for some sketchy audio. Since we had to Zoom record this interview episode with Adrian, it resulted in some odd microphone feedback and sketchy background noises. S/O to Steven Bryant from I Love It Here, I Hate It Here podcast for assisting in enhancing our audio as best as he could. Next week will be better. We're sorry! (But like we said, we're completely unqualified so...)