On today's episode, Zoey recounts a heat exchange with an irresponsible attendee at Burning Man where things went sideways fast. Meanwhile Jarvis goes down the rabbit hole of fraternity house memory lane because of white guy video shenanigans. YouTube brain rot stinks as bad as the sardine prank!

Jarvis and Zoey welcome improv crusher Allison for a predictably unpredictable ride. What starts as a teenager’s plea to “smooth the tummy” becomes a full-blown family summit with hard boundaries and harder laughs. Allison joins to riff on improv life in Vegas and celebrate six years sober with some gorgeous chip lore. We also spiral into third-date menus, confidence, and cat logistics. It’s peak Consistent Chaos.

Zoey and Jarvis spiral from Burning Man myth-busting into minivan madness, sibling roast battles, and a full-blown thumb piano meltdown. Along the way, Zoey introduces “chaos snacking” — the fine art of feeding off other people’s mess — while Jarvis just tries to keep up. It’s gifting, not bartering. Improv, not therapy. Well… maybe a little bit. Always Consistent Chaos.

This week, Jarvis and Zoey hit the gym - metaphorically - getting fit around the gossip talkers. Sound advice - work advice, dating advice, work out advice. Take a break from doing your hair to listen up today.

Jarvis and Zoey dive headfirst into Consistent Chaos, starting with TikTok. How many TikToks does it take to … to get banned, just kidding! Somewhere between lost passwords, adulting epiphanies, testosterone talk, and dealing with parental favoritism, they unpack the ridiculous layers of growing up IRL.

From anxious old pups to the infamous He-Man Woman Haters Club, Jarvis and Zoey spiral from dog stories to subway nightmares to awkward boss talk. Add in tequila shots at work, sex-toy shipments gone wrong, and a Juneteenth shoutout. Jarvis and Zoey prove once again that no topic is safe when turning chaos into comedy.

Ever wonder what $3 million could get you? Jarvis takes on a worldwide exploration of his childhood travels that lands us in an improved tourist stand modeled after Coming to America. Meanwhile, Zoey navigates the difficult world of micromanaging bosses. Expect laughter, absurdity, loan lessons, and tips on surviving your boss.

What do gem art meltdowns, cheating Brads, and a sketchy weed prescription have in common? Absolutely nothing — except Jarvis and Zoey. In this episode, they spiral from arts-and-crafts therapy to chocolate-fueled boyfriend drama, and somehow end up in a doctor’s office for the world’s quickest cannabis rec. Equal parts messy, nostalgic, and unfiltered — perfect for anyone who loves good gossip, bad decisions, and even better laughs.

From toddlers that don't let you sleep to dogs with suspicious telepathic powers, Jarvis and Zoey explore the weird, sweaty, and hilarious realities of life. Let's dive into the improv mayhem with spelling bee disasters and a Funko Pop date request so awkward it deserves its own sitcom. It's unfiltered, unscripted, and exactly why you love Consistent Chaos.

Chaos meets cuteness as we navigate noisy neighbors, barking dogs, and apartment life. Puppy pandemonium, washing machine marathons, and neighbors who walk like they’re wearing lead shoes--it’s all here. Join Jarvis and Zoey as they riff on real-life drama, from apartment living struggles to newly adopted pups, in an improv-fueled, unfiltered, and hilarious episode of Consistent Chaos.