We just wanted to say thank you for listening, sharing, commenting, and somehow deciding we’re your people. You’ve helped turn this podcast into something bigger than we ever imagined. Here's to a new year, new stories, an expanded format, and the same chaotic energy. Happy New Year, and thanks for being part of the madness.

A Nipple Pasty Snack; Bandaid on the Side, Please! Dog Chaos Unlocked! If you have dogs, this clip might haunt you. Zoey kicks off Episode 1 with this unhinged moment. What’s the craziest thing your dog has ever gotten a hold of?

Two friends. Zero scripts. Maximum chaos. Consistent Chaos with Jarvis and Zoey takes real conversations and flips them into improvised comedy, unpredictable bits, and laugh-out-loud moments. This is what happens when chaos is the plan. In this comedy podcast where real life fuels the jokes and nothing goes as planned. Subscribe and embrace the chaos.

Zoey rolls into the episode sleepy but blessed: surprise grant relief, a legit producer meeting on the books, and a high-stakes audition (with garage tantrum choreography). Then the chaos pivots into improv therapy—featuring Alan the tortoise, Anhelica the roast queen, and a “Big Daddy” dad who teaches life skills like tripping rollerbladers and peeing in alleyways. Jarvis closes it out with tales from the mountain hospital, a near-alarm-triggering work mishap, and the crucial question: what’s the most offensive compliment you’ve ever gotten?

Jarvis and Zoey catch up while Jarvis unwinds with college football. Zoey isn’t a fan, but appreciates the athletic hustle. Zoey and Avery plan a date night to the pup cafe with their dogs. But the tone shifts when Jarvis describes a creepy rural trip, and Zoey unloads grief and fury over how the media used Charlie Kirk’s shooting to bury news of a school tragedy.

On today's episode, Zoey recounts a heat exchange with an irresponsible attendee at Burning Man where things went sideways fast. Meanwhile Jarvis goes down the rabbit hole of fraternity house memory lane because of white guy video shenanigans. YouTube brain rot stinks as bad as the sardine prank!

Jarvis and Zoey welcome improv crusher Allison for a predictably unpredictable ride. What starts as a teenager’s plea to “smooth the tummy” becomes a full-blown family summit with hard boundaries and harder laughs. Allison joins to riff on improv life in Vegas and celebrate six years sober with some gorgeous chip lore. We also spiral into third-date menus, confidence, and cat logistics. It’s peak Consistent Chaos.

Zoey and Jarvis spiral from Burning Man myth-busting into minivan madness, sibling roast battles, and a full-blown thumb piano meltdown. Along the way, Zoey introduces “chaos snacking” — the fine art of feeding off other people’s mess — while Jarvis just tries to keep up. It’s gifting, not bartering. Improv, not therapy. Well… maybe a little bit. Always Consistent Chaos.

This week, Jarvis and Zoey hit the gym - metaphorically - getting fit around the gossip talkers. Sound advice - work advice, dating advice, work out advice. Take a break from doing your hair to listen up today.

Jarvis and Zoey dive headfirst into Consistent Chaos, starting with TikTok. How many TikToks does it take to … to get banned, just kidding! Somewhere between lost passwords, adulting epiphanies, testosterone talk, and dealing with parental favoritism, they unpack the ridiculous layers of growing up IRL.