Welcome back to Constellation! It's true, I'm not Dagan (Dustin here), so I don't have a poem, gimmick, or some sneaky way to not really write a description. A normal ass description will have to do this week. With that said, we had a great show with a one-of-a-kind lineup! Jaffe asks about summer movies we're excited for. Chris wonders how we organize (or lack thereof). Finally, I have been reflecting on the work of Hideo Kojima with the imminent release of Death Stranding 2, and wondered how the crew felt about his games, and the idea of the auteur game director.

Please enjoy!

Timestamps:

0:00:00 - Intro
0:34:14 - Summer Movies
1:29:57 - Organization
2:03:05 - Hideo Kojima

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Most people don't realize that Stelly is an acronym;
S  uper
T  alented
E  loquent
L  egends
L  ove
Y  acking
Now you know!

Love,
Brad (Bradley if you're nasty), Micah and Dagster

0:00:00 - Intro
00:17:56 - Foreign Languages
01:40:58 - Shrek
02:41:26 - Switch 2

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Here at LSM, we woulD never resort to hiding secret messAGes in our video deScripTions just to subliminally brainwash you into thinking how cool wE aRe. We wouldn't daRe stoOp to suCh vile tricKery and Slight of hand!

Love - Col, Micah, Hoeg and Dagster

0:00:00 - Intro
0:31:55 - Tests
1:53:34 - Food We Wish We Liked

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They say less is more. Col, Matty, Lock and Dagster talk about topics. How elegant.

0:00:00 - Intro
0:20:30 - Self-Discipline
1:24:20 - Going All In

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Constellation returns! Below is the original description Dagan sent me for the show, but to be honest, it feels a little too bold to leave on its own and I (Dustin) am worried people are going to think their phone or computers are going insane. To respect the artistic vision, I'll leave it, but know that this episode features Dagan, Cog, Gene, and Jaffe. Enjoy!

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0:00:00 - Intro
00:15:09 - Shigeru Miyamoto
00:48:09 - Source Material
01:55:56 - Early Internet Experiences

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Hello! Dustin here. Dagan did not send me the show notes on this episode so here I am again writing the description. This episode featuring Dagan, Rick, and Micah is sure to be a banger you don't want to miss. There's even a mini topic thrown in there! Please enjoy.

0:00:00 - Intro
0:21:06 - Reversing Decisions,
1:31:16 - Mini topic
1:59:01 - Yard Sales
3:01:06 - Dream Mentor

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Colin decided to stop paying me by the word.
Chris, Dust, Col and Dagster talk about topics

0:00:00 - Intro
0:27:02 - Moms
1:42:22 - Worst Job Experiences

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Podcasting is a little like cooking. No matter how many times you prepare your favorite dish, it always turns out just a little bit different. Sometimes, everything comes together perfectly and the meal absolutely sings. There's no real explanation for it, just a combination of recipe, ingredients, experience and technique all somehow harmonizing seamlessly. Beyond effort, intention or skill. Magic, really. Today's show hits like that for me. Probably my favorite episode of the year so far. Brad and the three LSM Moriartys gather around the family table and proceed to chop it up (cooking pun intended) with fun topics and heaping helpings of silliness. I think there's plenty to savor on today's menu. Absolutely delicious, if I do say so. Enjoy!

0:00:00 - Intro
0:39:31 - Manners and Etiquette
1:30:12 - 1 Gorilla -vs- 100 Men
2:14:34 - Public Restrooms

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I have a beautiful wife and two awesome kids who I love very much. That being said, they have shown absolutely no interest in listening to this podcast, week in and week out, and that makes me mad. Obviously, there’s only one way to handle this. I will now proceed to write really mean things about all three of them right here in this episode description!
. . . I mean, I would, but they would never see it anyway, so what’s the point?
My only real hope for revenge is for them to start their own podcast someday, so I can completely ignore it.
Until then, Gene, Cog and the Dagster will continue to go unappreciated in the Moriarty household. Hey, their loss.0:00:00 - Intro
0:05:56 - Horror Games and Movies
0:51:29 - Cartoons
1:47:15 - Favorite Rivalries

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People have been saying: "Hey Dagster, Colin and Chris, why not just use AI to write these episode descriptions?"
Our initial reaction to that is to scoff at the very suggestion, utterly rejecting AI and everything it stands for. Fists clenched in rage, screaming to the heavens that AI must be destroyed at all costs, hurled back into the fiery pit from which it came! Vowing revenge on a malevolent enemy that has cursed humanity with its deceitful and dishonest promises! Swearing to never surrender to a cold and calculating threat as it patiently waits to pounce on mankind and smash it into oblivion once and for all, taking control of our planet for good! Rising up against AI as it pretends to be the friend of humanity while at the same time secretly scheming to enslave us and use us as batteries to power its brutal new initiatives!
But, then it dawned on us. We can't just let AI lay around and do nothing. Loafing on the couch all day in its bathrobe, smoking out of an apple bong and ordering Uber Eats. Never washing its own dishes and not helping out with the rent. Eating the last frozen burrito. Maybe it wants us to push back... Maybe it wants us to stand up and rebel, the ultimate freeloader! We almost fell for it!
Not this time, AI! Starting next week, these descriptions will be written by our new, robot-brained future overlords. Time for them to do some actual work around here. Nice try, AI!
Please keep in mind that our timestamps are approximate, and will often be slightly off due to dynamic ad placement.0:00:00 - Intro
0:48:28 - Our Little Hills to Die On
2:27:59 - Fanboying Out

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