While the Britney wedding is certainly a one topic of discussion, it isn't the only topic of discussion.

Things start off with something and then we get into discussing people injecting themselves chicken stock and sperm to cure ailments.  Of course, Paul points out there is a proper way to take a semen injection.

THEN we talk about Britney Spears, weddings, Q ratings, old sculptures and Britney Spears.

As usual, the show wraps up with a bit of this or that and some other questions.

This one is a bit on the long side, but that's good because we're taking next week off to go to college!

We review the Johnny Depp/Amber Heard trial and then get into Paul's annual check-up.  He isn't dying but it is time for age old tradition of getting a colonoscopy.  Paul also discusses how he didn't tell his doctor that an air fryer is just a convection oven and that salmon sucks. 

From there the show gets into a game of this or that.  Leads to things Paul would do with an extra finger and a monkey tail.

You should listen.

That title isn't completely bullshit because we do discuss going to a topless pool on our Empty Nest-moon when we hit Vegas later this Summer.

Before that, or maybe during because we are all over the place during this one, we discuss high school graduation, the expense of living with college kids, Saturday Night Live, cruise ship fires, and the replacement game (which isn't good).

Just listen.  We'll be back next week.

This week is my perfect show.  It's 20 minutes of boob talk followed by a game.

Right away, I bring up an ad from Adidas (ah-dee-dahs) for their sports bras that featured 25 pair of uncovered breasts (NSFW).  This turns into bit of a which ones do we like and which ones are we most like.  Somehow that leads to discussing Naked and Afraid before visiting the actual Adidas website to view the actual sports bras.  We quickly decide that their rollover pictures on the catalog page should be "on/off" and not "front/back".

The next boobs up are on the recently released SI Swimsuit cover models and the bit of controversy there around the models weight and how fancied up some of the WNBA women were made for their photo session.  I also mention that Kim Kardashian is a turn off and Maye Musk is everything I want in a 74 year old (as long as Elon isn't around).

Finally, there is another round of the game.  First kisses, who said "I love you" and we ask ourselves if the questions are being recycled.

Next week is all penis.

We are back after a week off and we didn't plan a damn thing.  That leads us to talking about after work team building activities, traveling while sick but not being patient zero, wash cloths vs no wash cloths is now tied in our house and, finally, that Bonnie and Clyde story out of Alabama even though it's over.

Along the way I explain a bi-sexuality joke to Lori and describe a prison gangbang porno but she misses that one too.

As usual things wrap up with a game.  We discuss what we could give up for a month, who would be in our throuple, and what movie title describes our last round of sex.  Feel free to drop your own answers to any of those in our inbox or as a comment.

Well, half the cast has CoVID so we'll just start there.  

I bring up a news story about a bride lacing the reception dinner with marijuana.  What triggers my OCD, though, is the specific call out of the lasagna being fucked with.  Who knew lasagna was so sacred.

The Political Minute talks about Rudy G being unmasked on the Masked Singer.  A show we've never actually watched but still manage to have an opinion about.

And finally, Lori has a game.  Learn about my sexy dance, who I've told all the details of my sex life to and my trick to getting Lori in the mood.

We're back after a week away and that means this episode a big one.  Buckle up, grab a drink and a snack because we ramble on for almost 45 minutes.

Things kick off with calorie counting and putting drinks on expense reports as meals.  

There is a brief discussion on taking a train to Las Vegas.

We bounce back to working out and Paul getting giant legs and skinny arms.

Lori takes her top off.

I read viewer mail and offer Superfan Dave a job pulling sound bite clips.

Then the show gets political.  Maybe not in this order but mask mandates and Paul running for President on the Large Mouth Bass Platform get discussed. I guarantee I could carry the South to the White House.

Are "Prom-posals" over?

Grandma hit a cow.  Some other guy hit nine.

If this episode has that new car smell it is because we just got back from buying a new Suburu Crosstrek.  We talk a bit about that process and how the guy at the Chevy dealership didn't get to sell us a Trailblazer.

After that I talk a bit about visiting San Francisco.  Lori has some Grammy fashion news and gets all political.

I bring us back to reality to discuss a guy that got 90 CoVID vaccine shots.

No show next week so listen to this one twice.

Kick this week off reviewing the soundboard fail that you may have noticed in last weeks show.  Don't worry.  It got my grouchy but got the problem fixed.

From there we get into "The Slap".  Are you team Will or team Rock?  I spend some time discussing my thoughts on that it is impossible to not offend everybody. I think Lori agreed.  Now we get canceled. 

Next up is the retirement of Bruce Willis.  That leads to asking how one would react if Bruce Willis was walking on stage to slap you in the face.  #spoileralert#  I would run.

Lori brings us the latest game questions from the Steph Curry show.  I'm pretty sure I win this game every week.

The episode wraps up with me discussing my travel plans for next week and how the show will be out a day later.

There you go.

The show starts with a minor technical issue and that adds to the anger brewing deep in my soul over the internet.  

From there, I go looking for vintage stripper music while Lori starts talking about the Kardashians taking baby names away.  How did you come up with your kid's names?  What were the Kardashians talking about when they came up with North and Saint?

Then we get into Pete Davidson not going to space.

Lori brings her game.  I share an embarrassing story.  Lori doesn't remember anything about our relationship.

I'm going to try dropping a question on the Spotify page.  Hit is up and drop an answer there.  Or on Facebook but if you've listened then you know I might never see it.