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First episode of 2022 is in the books!  Kick things off with a short discussion on cold weather before getting into our listener count update.  From there it is on to our favorite topics - broken appliances and Pete Davidson.

First we recap NYE with Superfan Bob, playing games and watching Miley Cyrus and Pete Davidson party in Miami.

Then I get into the ever growing pile of broken appliances in my house - dryer, dishwasher and 3D printer.

Finally we wrap things up with a discussion about how Paul has to buy frozen things at the last possible moment when shopping because they start to melt as soon as they come out of the freezer.

Which leads to one of two topics we're asking listeners to weigh in on this week -

Leave a comment, hit the link below to send a voicemail, and be sure to subscribe on Spotify or where ever you listen to podcasts!

Oh man, we're back after a week off to celebrate Christmas and kick CoVID's ass.  It tore through our inner circle from Christmas Eve and into the middle of this week but we're back.  Get vax'd.  I'm certain that is why were all gifted the short version.

So yeah, we recap Christmas, our wedding anniversary and CoVID.  There was some viewer mail but I lost it so I do my best to share the spirit of the message as I recall it.  After that, Lori wonders why I keep telling our friends about this podcast and then we get into Pete Davidson.  Throwing his name in the title does seem to help our SEO.  

The show wraps up with a game of "would you rather" and share a list of things reportedly stuff in any of the five bodily orifices this year as reported by the Consumer Safety Commmion's Public documents.  Wrecked him?  Damn, near killed him.

See you in 2022!

Right out of the gate - lingerie for men?  Does any straight woman out there want to see her man's junk behind some mesh boxers?

We get into view feedback.  The Bullshit Meter on cilantro seems to be somewhat split.  Super Fan Bob calls in to share his opinion on the topic and then calls again to create his own "Man on Street" segment.  I think it's a winner.  

Also getting mixed feedback was the appliance reviews.  We'll see where it goes because my propane grill died this week and is going to need replaced.

Lori gets into her Pete Davidson fetish.  We review a Reddit list of 13 reasons why women think he's hot.  I had no idea Ariana Grande said he was packing 10".

And finally....Lori pulls up her TikTok and gets us discussing our "Unrealistic Christmas List".  She almost nails mine but leaves out the the threesome.  I do pretty good job when she puts me on the spot to come up with a list for her.

We're back on our regular schedule!  While Episode Forty Four was reviewed as "riveting", I think you'll find this one is even better!

We kick it off with our first listener voicemail from none other than Super Fan Bob!  I'll be making some sound board bites from that.  

Then I take over and spend far too long talking about our new washer and why I don't share bad news on social media.  *hugs*

Lori gives the morbid news on the school shooter situation in Michigan and I bring up Josh Duggar.

Important question of the week - is cilantro bullshit?

Oh yeah, somebody set the Fox News Christmas Tree on fire.

Not wanting to go two weeks without a show so we squeezed in this episode on a Monday night.   Probably should have just gone two weeks without a show.

It's Nutcracker week and that means lots of ballet for the entire house.  The girl performs, Lori is a stage mom and I have a couple of performances to photograph.  It's a rough one coming right after a week of Thanksgiving and family time.

Speaking of Thanksgiving, we review Friends-giving and learn that Lori is becoming a feminist icon.  I point out we buy too much beer and never drink it.  There was food.  Steve from Blue's Clues was in the parade.

Pancakes vs waffles.  Waffles aren't quite bullshit but they come close.

We'll be back next Thursday with our regular programming after this crazy week gets over!

This might be the episode where Paul has a list of complaints.

Our dogs almost let us die just because they care more about breakfast.

If I dumped Taylor Swift how would her 10 minute epic break-up song about me go?  If you have an idea, feel free to drop a lyric in the comments.

Surprising somebody you haven't seen in years - like your kids or your dad - by waiting extra days to pull off a viral surprise video is bullshit.  Other things that are bullshit include cupcakes and white chocolate.

There are no jokes in the Bible.

And finally, I play my favorite clip from Charlie Brown Thanksgiving in which Peppermint Patty throws huge shade on Linus.  In the spirit of Thanks.

Then a real quick talk on The Great (Hulu).  Huzzah!  And Pete Davidson is dating Kim K, but Flava Flav is not dating Kris Jenner.

There you have it.  Have a Happy Thanksgiving and some other bullshit.

Lori opens this episode with a musical about eye glasses and it's all downhill from there - listener count included.

I ponder how we ended up with a draw full of mis-matched plastic silverware and candles.  I try to convince Lori that having sex is the same as getting paid.  I quickly mention that I'm now a teacher.  Then it's time for the news.

People are fucking ruining nature.

If a body falls out of a casket and into a grave do you really have to start over?

It took six tries for Trump to say "Go Home"

Things wrap up with a quick discussion on Friends-giving and just how busy that week is going be.

That's it.  Listen or don't.

Another week with Lori and Paul.  Nothing hot to eat so we get right into the updates.  

People seemed to like the video.  There were as many hits on Youtube as there were for the audio only download.  Are listener count is creeping up too!

We talk a bit about who Pete Davidson has dated and I admit that I'd giggle if I saw you nekkid. That goes for anybody.  Not just you.

Lori is listening to Christmas music and Paul found a Santa Claus soundboard that sounds a bit naughty.

And at the end of it all, a baby gorilla was born.

So there you go!

I did the Paqui #onechipchallenge about five years ago and didn't think it was that big of a deal.  Earlier this year, I saw a Hot Ones episode where they tried the 2021 version.  Seemed hot.  Saw the chip in our local Giant Eagle and decided it was finally time to give a try.  So that's what most of this episode ends up being about - and because of that we also did it on video.

Once I eat the chip and start to get over the effects we get into a few of the show topics - like retirement planning, Halloween and what I've been watching.

If listening just isn't enough you can follow these links to see the show - 

Full Show Video

Paqui Chip Video

Pretty bad weather rolled though our area and had the local meteorologist all fired up during the evening news so I reminisce about the simpler tornado warnings of my youth for a few minutes as the show opens.  Then onto the news!

Listener update. It's not good.  Tell a friend.  Listen on multiple phones.  Send help.

When you use eggs for sexual pleasure what is the conversation like going from trying just one egg to suddenly needing 15?

Halloween update.  Couples costumes.  Yay or Nay?

And things wrap up with an update on Brian Laundrie and psychologically profiling ourselves to see if we would aid a criminal.