Contrivance

Contrivance

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Contrivance episodes

  • Episode 038 - Sexy VLOOKUPs

    Losing it a little bit from being stuck inside?

    Don't worry, the inventors of this week's products have already lost it. Join Britt, Drew, and our guest host Eric for a jaunt through three more wonderful(?) inventions. And a special Eric's Snack Corner featuring massage pizza!

    00:37 - Intro 01:43 - Invention Q&A 08:25 - Trash Begets Trash 1 22:31 - Trash Begets Trash 2 30:57 - Trash Begets Trash 3 43:01 - Untitled Segment 47:14 - Drew's Snack Corner 50:55 - Wrap-Up

    Check out Eric on social media!

    53 min
  • Episode 037 - Street Fighter Coffin

    Why buy something reasonable or affordable when a ridiculously extravagant version is available? This week, Snark Tank has an all-access pass to excess. Gold-plated Ferraris for everyone!

    Join Britt, Drew, and guest host Erica (Wily383) for a quick dive into a vault similar to, but legally distinct from, Scrooge McDuck's.

    00:52 - Intro 02:27 - Invention Q&A 08:02 - Trash Begets Trash 1 25:20 - Trash Begets Trash 2 36:05 - Trash Begets Trash 3 47:41 - Untitled Segment 52:06 - Drew's Snack Corner 54:27 - Wrap-Up

    Check out Erica's Twitch channel: https://www.twitch.tv/wily383

    59 min
  • Episode 036 - Desiccated Little Shrimp Boys

    Toys! They may or may not come alive at night to fulfill their dark machinations, but there sure are a lot of weird ones. And for Snark Tank, weird things are child's play! Join Britt, Drew, and guest host Troy to learn things that cannot be unlearned about your favorite (and least favorite) childhood playthings. 01:26 - Intro 03:51 - Invention Q&A 09:37 - Trash Begets Trash 1 21:54 - Trash Begets Trash 2 33:10 - Trash Begets Trash 3 41:56 - Untitled Segment 47:59 - Drew's Snack Corner 51:11 - Wrap-Up Troy's show, Better Left Podcast -

    54 min
  • Episode 035 - Telescoping Happy Dog Face

    Beep boop! Is it a dog? Is it a spider flowerpot? Is it an armored mech suit? In this special robot-themed episode, it's all three!

    Join Britt, Drew, and guest host Derek to learn more.

    00:39 - Intro 01:04 - Invention Q&A 06:57 - Trash Begets Trash 1 18:28 - Trash Begets Trash 2 28:59 - Trash Begets Trash 3 39:12 - Untitled Segment 43:46 - Drew's Snack Corner 46:45 - Wrap-Up

    Spot, the Robot Dog - https://wbur.fm/2T20A33 HEXA Plant - https://bit.ly/2wNLTbf Guardian GT - https://bit.ly/3917jQf

    Derek's podcast, Rolling Misadventures - https://rollingmisadventures.podbean.com/ Rolling Misadventures CYOA episode - https://bit.ly/2PnR0VO

    48 min
  • Episode 034 - Just Plop It In

    Sick of dumb regular water? We gotchu. Dressed for the beach but don't want to leave the house? No problem.

    Join Britt, Drew, and guest host Tyler to learn more!

    00:51 - Intro01:47 - Invention Q&A 06:33 - Trash Begets Trash 1 23:41 - Trash Begets Trash 2 34:07 - Trash Begets Trash 3 47:48 - Untitled Segment 53:51 - Drew's Snack Corner 57:17 - Wrap-Up

    Alkaline Water - https://wb.md/2SoCsrb/ Changing Poncho - http://bit.ly/38mMGxI Privacy Pop - http://bit.ly/38nrSWX/ (And Privacy Pop's Horny Setup Video - http://bit.ly/38lCrKb)

    Check out Tyler's podcast here - https://lewislovecraft.podbean.com/

    1 hr
  • Episode 033 - Shabu-Shabu Jazz Quartet

    Learn how to powergame your anxiety! In just minutes a day, you can shock yourself into deeply ingrained resentment and fear!

    Join Britt, Drew, and our guest host Libi to learn more!

    00:50 - Intro 01:09 - Invention Q&A 06:42 - Trash Begets Trash 42:32 - Untitled Segment 50:14 - Drew's Snack Corner 57:23 - Wrap-Up

    Relay Go Shame Bracelet Shrek the Musical

    1 hr
  • Episode 032 - Dad on the Loose

    Do you have what it takes to be a water soldier? Are you ready to start your career as a slipper salesman? Join Britt, Drew, and Joel to find out!

    00:44 - Intro 01:39 - Invention Q&A 06:19 - Trash Begets Trash 43:38 - Untitled Segment 48:20 - Drew's Snack Corner 54:48 - Wrap-Up

    Baby Doily: https://amzn.to/2kZYq5R Dad Slippers: http://bit.ly/2FTTOFm Battle Brella: https://amzn.to/2kZkOw1

    Check out Joel's cat Holly on Instagram! http://bit.ly/3aaBzJw

    Our theme music was provided by Dance for the Dying. Check out more from them on Spotify and iTunes!

    58 min
  • Episode 031 - Dream Police Brutality

    Have we cracked the code for perfect pizza cutting? Have we perfected the Admiral Ackbar cosplay? Join Drew, Britt, and our guest host Aubrey to find out!

    00:39 - Intro 02:17 - Invention Q&A 08:06 - Trash Begets Trash 54:15 - Untitled Segment 59:58 - Drew's Snack Corner 1:03:34 - Wrap-Up

    Check out this week's inventions: Pizza Scissors Ostrich Pillow Baby Mop

    Check out more from Aubrey and the other members of the Podsitive Thoughts network!

    1 hr 7 min
  • Episode 030 - A Puppet for the Onion Lobby

    Wanna hear Britt get eviscerated by a Better Homes and Gardens article? Do you have what it takes to beat your doppelganger in a soccer tournament? Join Britt, Drew, and our guest host Tracy to find out!

    00:49 - Intro 01:03 - Invention Q&A 06:33 - Trash Begets Trash 37:45 - Untitled Segment 39:58 - Drew's Snack Corner 42:05 - Wrap-Up

    Fliz: http://bit.ly/2Scehw6 Bird Feeder: http://bit.ly/2txuTEv Lazy Football Chair: http://bit.ly/2S53fsH Check out Tracy's many projects on Twitter: Paper News Out Loud Apotelesma Podcast Wet Hot American Moon Juice Scavengers Hunt Thanks Fr Th Lrcs The Tracy Herself

    46 min
  • Episode 029 - The Gurn of Your Life

    Is this fur a fraud? Are you exactly one foot too short to see Foreigner in concert with their new lead singer? Why does this taxi cab smell like bacon?

    Join Britt, Drew, and our guest host Chip to find out answers to these inane questions and more on this week's episode!

    00:49 - Intro 01:45 - Invention Q&A 07:46 - Trash Begets Trash 45:12 - Untitled Segment 48:14 - Drew's Snack Corner 51:37 - Wrap-Up

    Check out Chip's favorite project at https://minimuseum.com/products.html

    Listen to our episode about Steve Buscemi's beautiful peepers here: http://bit.ly/buscemized

    Listen to our episode about the cursed Handerpants here:http://bit.ly/Handerpants

    55 min

About Contrivance

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Co-hosts Drew and Britt will deliver bizarre inventions, lots of goofs, and a little dash of sincerity to your ears every other week.