01:34 - Intro

02:29 - Invention Q&A

08:12 - Trash Begets Trash

33:52 - Untitled Segment

43:28 - Drew's Snack Corner

47:25 - Wrap-Up

Colonel Sanders statue: http://bit.ly/37lgeM6

Battle Jacket Museum: http://bit.ly/37iwtJX

Julie's YouTube series: http://bit.ly/2OGgpt1

How do you break down that pesky fourth wall? Is Entourage our favorite sitcom? Find out answers to these important questions and more on this episode of Contrivance.

Ha-Ha-Harvest Comedy Fest: http://www.hahaharvestcomedyfest.com/

Chris's podcast, Spec Script: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/spec-script

Sun-eating courtesy of Neil Cicierega - "Fly Away (lyrics) (ft. Lenny Kravitz)": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8t-iFr9q1I8

Wanna learn more about mouth-breather burlesque? The best way to cover up Corgi farts? Join Britt, Drew, and our guest host Brittany to find out about this and more!

Intro - 00:44

Trash Begets Trash – 05:30

Untitled Segment – 43:49

Drew’s Snack Corner - 47:08

Wrap Up - 52:16

Untitled Segment

Hello Birdie in San Diego: https://www.hellobirdielab.com

Cute reed diffuser: https://amzn.to/31E3095

Wind-up baby butlers, low budget alternate identities, and even lower budget Boba Fetts--oh my...

Get spooped, horrified, and uncomfortable with Drew, Britt, and our guest host Chip on this week's episode of Contrivance!

00:54 - Intro

01:49 - Invention Q&A

08:53 - Trash Begets Trash

47:17 - Untitled Segment

55:16 - Drew's Snack Corner

61:13 - Wrap-Up

Check out the Mini Museum's Kickstarter here:

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/hansfex/mini-museum-age-of-dinosaurs

"Anti-pervert” stockings: http://bit.ly/2lQP504

Dog Duckbill: https://amzn.to/2m6hboe

Roller Buggy: http://bit.ly/2lQrwEY

Spirit Channel: http://bit.ly/2kuecpr

Check out Tyler's podcasts!

Canby Now: https://canbynowpod.com/

Between Lewis & Lovecraft: https://lewislovecraft.podbean.com/

Thank you to Dance for the Dying for our absolute bop of a theme song, Thug Love. You can find more from Dance for the Dying on Spotify! https://spoti.fi/2mfdSeH

This week, your favorite fools go dumpster diving at the US Patent & Trademark Office's website! Join us as we peruse some dadly, ghastly, and just plain gross items.

Racecar Grills: http://bit.ly/2lIXgvE

Laundry Folding Machine: http://bit.ly/2kH9TXH

Dog Birthing Toy: http://bit.ly/2lK6V50

(BONUS) Snack Time Cabbage Patch Kid: http://bit.ly/2lK6YOe

Zee's Podcast: https://open.spotify.com/show/7Hq1FofujMQeEVsSQq6eHw

01:28 - Intro

02:01 - Invention Q&A

09:31 - Trash Begets Trash

38:01 - Untitled Segment

42:49 - Drew's Snack Corner

46:50 - Wrap-Up

Naspira- http://bit.ly/2U7wBWt

Gamer Glow - http://bit.ly/2zpHAkn

Buscemize Yourself - https://etsy.me/2MFPoHr

BONUS - https://ghostbustersnews.com/2019/06/11/ghostbusters-is-getting-its-own-liqueur-featuring-the-taste-of-toasted-marshmallow/

This week, Britt and Drew discuss the pitfalls of augmented reality, the mysterious "Sports" tile, star-spangled holiday decor, and heart-healing cushions that don't vibrate nearly enough.

00:26 - Intro

01:51 - Invention Q&A

18:03 - Trash Begets Trash

40:41 - Untitled Segment

44:29 - Drew's Snack Corner

48:44 - Wrap-Up

Titular Tree: bit.ly/2OVIBeH

Qoobo: https://qoobo.info/index-en/

You can find the cat perch from Untitled Segment right over here on Amazon: https://amzn.to/305eti5

inventions this week…  

Join Drew and Britt for grill marks, chestcats, and some hekkin good bois on this episode of Contrivance!

Intro – 00:35

Trash Begets Trash – 02:15

Untitled Segment – 18:12

Drew’s Snack Corner – 21:56

Wrap Up – 24:15

Check out this week’s inventions: http://bit.ly/SnarkTank20

Intro – 00:15

Trash Begets Trash – 08:01

Untitled Segment – 43:47

Wrap Up – 50:50

Temi, Robo Butler: https://www.robotemi.com

Rock out with your baby…in?: https://babypod.net/en/

Cat humiliation: https://www.litter-robot.com/litter-robot-iii-open-air-with-connect.html