Contrivance

01:34 - Intro 02:29 - Invention Q&A 08:12 - Trash Begets Trash 33:52 - Untitled Segment 43:28 - Drew's Snack Corner 47:25 - Wrap-Up   Colonel Sanders statue Battle Jacket Museum Julie's YouTube series

How do you break down that pesky fourth wall? Is Entourage our favorite sitcom? Find out answers to these important questions and more on this episode of Snark Tank.

00:47 - Intro

01:13 - Invention Q&A

10:15 - Trash Begets Trash

35:28 - Untitled Segment

43:23 - Drew's Snack Corner

47:18 - Wrap-Up

Ha-Ha-Harvest Comedy Fest

Chris's podcast, Spec Script

Sun-eating courtesy of Neil Cicierega - "Fly Away (lyrics) (ft. Lenny Kravitz)"

Wanna learn about mouth-breather burlesque? The best way to cover up Corgi farts?

Join Britt, Drew, and our guest host Brittany to find out about this and more!

Intro - 00:44 Trash Begets Trash – 05:30 Untitled Segment – 43:49 Drew's Snack Corner - 47:08 Wrap Up - 52:16

Trash Begets Trash Rocycle Food Curtain Nuubrush

Untitled Segment Hello Birdie in San Diego Cute reed diffuser

Thank you to Dance for the Dying for our absolute bop of a theme song, Thug Love. You can find more from Dance for the Dying on Spotify

Wind-up baby butlers, low budget alternate identities, and even lower budget Boba Fetts--oh my... Get spooped, horrified, and uncomfortable with Drew, Britt, and our guest host Chip on this week's episode of Contrivance!

00:54 - Intro 01:49 - Invention Q&A 08:53 - Trash Begets Trash 47:17 - Untitled Segment 55:16 - Drew's Snack Corner 61:13 - Wrap-Up

Check out the Mini Museum's Kickstarter here: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/hansfex/mini-museum-age-of-dinosaurs

Join Drew, Britt, and our guest host Tyler for trolling your pets, being not like a regular mom but like a cool mom, and so much more on this episode of Contrivance!

Segment Time Codes: Intro – 00:46 Invention Q&A – 01:04 Trash Begets Trash – 06:56 Untitled Segment – 42:56 Drew's Snack Corner – 51:08 Wrap-Up – 56:19

Check out this week's inventions: Check out the "anti-pervert" stockings: http://bit.ly/2lQP504 Help your dog take "duckface" to a whole new level: https://amzn.to/2m6hboe Become a Gen Z mom on the go with the Roller Buggy: http://bit.ly/2lQrwEY

Check out the Spirit Channel for shitty ghost hunters: http://bit.ly/2kuecpr

Thank you to Tyler Clawson for laughing into the void at our jokes. Check out his podcasts! Canby Now: https://canbynowpod.com/ Between Lewis & Lovecraft: https://lewislovecraft.podbean.com/

Thank you to Dance for the Dying for our absolute bop of a theme song, Thug Love. You can find more from Dance for the Dying on Spotify! https://spoti.fi/2mfdSeH

This week, your favorite fools go dumpster diving at the US Patent & Trademark Office's website!

Join us as we peruse some dadly, ghastly, and just plain gross items.

01:00 - Intro 01:19 - Invention Q&A 08:27 - Trash Begets Trash 43:48 - Untitled Segment 49:05 - Drew's Snack Corner 53:43 - Wrap-Up

Racecar Grills Laundry Folding Machine Dog Birthing Toy (BONUS) Snack Time Cabbage Patch Kid

Zee's Podcast, Ghosts-n-Heauxs Ghosts-n-Heauxs Live shows: Rose City Comic Con; The Jade Lounge

Thank you to Dance for the Dying for our absolute bop of a theme song, Thug Love. You can find more from Dance for the Dying on Spotify!

This week Britt and Drew discuss the worst ways to waste your money, search history even the FBI won't go near, and more reasons to fear door-to-door salespeople.

01:28 - Intro 02:01 - Invention Q&A 09:31 - Trash Begets Trash 38:01 - Untitled Segment 42:49 - Drew's Snack Corner 46:50 - Wrap-Up

Check out the Naspira right over NaspHereAh Get that Gamer Glow Buscemize Yourself

The secret ingredient is ghosts.

This week, Britt and Drew discuss the pitfalls of augmented reality, the mysterious "Sports" tile, star-spangled holiday decor, and heart-healing cushions that don't vibrate nearly enough.

00:26 - Intro 01:51 - Invention Q&A 18:03 - Trash Begets Trash 40:41 - Untitled Segment 44:29 - Drew's Snack Corner 48:44 - Wrap-Up

It's the American Flag!

Heal your own heart with Qoobo.

You can find the cat perch from Untitled Segment right over here on Amazon.

Thank you to Dance for the Dying for our absolute bop of a theme song, Thug Love. You can find more from Dance for the Dying on Spotify!

We're returning to our roots with some classic schmucky inventions this week…  

Join Drew and Britt for grill marks, chestcats, and some hekkin good bois on this episode of Contrivance!

Intro – 00:35 Trash Begets Trash – 02:15 Untitled Segment – 18:12 Drew's Snack Corner – 21:56 Wrap Up – 24:15

Check out this week's inventions: http://bit.ly/SnarkTank20

Thank you to Dance for the Dying for our absolute bop of a theme song, Thug Love. You can find more from Dance for the Dying on Spotify!

Read about chindogu here!

In a world where Daniel Stern is a doofy husband with a robot butler… Join us for this and a journey into the acoustics of the uterus on this episode of Contrivance!

In this episode, Drew, Britt, and guest host Pete talk about the armor class of pregnant bellies, how to embarrass cats, and baby bones.

Time codes for our different segments: Intro – 00:15 Trash Begets Trash – 08:01 Untitled Segment – 43:47 Wrap Up – 50:50

Temi, Robo Butler: https://www.robotemi.com Rock out with your baby…in?: https://babypod.net/en/ Cat humiliation: https://www.litter-robot.com/litter-robot-iii-open-air-with-connect.html

Thank you to Dance for the Dying for our absolute bop of a theme song, Thug Love. You can find more from Dance for the Dying on Spotify!