Lots of big changes coming for the show, so we're taking a break for just a few weeks while we get everything sorted. We'll still be posting some extras over at Patreon, so make sure you check us out at Patreon.com/ContrivancePod

Should robots come with googly eyes? Why do these beds look so dangerous? Find out answers to these and all your other burning questions on this episode of Contrivance!

In this episode, Drew, Britt, and Pete talk about Pokemon (I'm so sorry for how much we talk about Pokemon), reasons never to wake a sleeping Pete, and a very special PSA.

Time codes for our different segments: Intro – 00:44 Trash Begets Trash – 07:38 Untitled Segment – 33:38 Wrap Up – 39:50

Here's the doomsday bed: https://bit.ly/2DrVfK8

All hail Clocky: https://amzn.to/2Q3msu7

Get your very own Hamdogger: https://amzn.to/2vfNAKy

Thank you to Dance for the Dying for our absolute bop of a theme song, Thug Love. You can find more from Dance for the Dying on Spotify!

How much does it cost to ship a Velcro strap? What's the deal with that tall guy at Pete's gym? Find out answers to these and all your other burning questions on this episode of Contrivance!

In this episode, Drew, Britt, and Pete talk about all the industries we've slain, the importance of good copy, and corn…lots and lots of corn.

Time codes for our different segments: Intro – 00:44 Trash Begets Trash – 09:10 Untitled Segment – 28:37 Wrap Up – 33:51

Here's an album of all the fun Wish trash we looked at this week: https://imgur.com/a/w4UAF93

Thank you to Dance for the Dying for our absolute bop of a theme song, Thug Love. You can find more from Dance for the Dying on Spotify!

Would you like to hear our extensive opinions on Smashmouth? What's so spooky about a pizza parlor? Find out answers to these questions and more on this episode of Snark Tank!

In this episode, Drew, Britt, and Pete talk about their favorite dark horse inventions, what Hank Hill thinks about Bluetooth bullets, and how to pronounce words!

Time codes for our different segments: Intro – 00:35 Trash Begets Trash – 05:55 Untitled Segment – 29:35 Drew's Snack Corner – 33:19 Hot Takes – 36:20

DARPA Bullet GIF: https://bit.ly/2WhMb1F

Thank you to Dance for the Dying for our absolute bop of a theme song, Thug Love. You can find more from Dance for the Dying on Spotify!

What even is a salad? Are my shoes smarter than me? Find out answers to these and all your other burning questions on this episode of Contrivance!

In this episode, Drew, Britt, and Pete talk about nostalgia tech, how to hate airplanes less, and the horrors of childbirth!

Intro – 01:19 Trash Begets Trash – 08:45 Untitled Segment – 42:35 Drew's Snack Corner – 45:29 Hot Takes – 55:21

Here is the cool seat-back contraption we discussed during Untitled Segment. (Thanks Amanda for sending that in!)

Thank you to Dance for the Dying for our absolute bop of a theme song, Thug Love. You can find more from Dance for the Dying on Spotify!

What exactly is Gay January? What are the merits of smartphones? Find out answers to these and all your other burning questions on this episode of Contrivance!

In this episode, Drew, Britt, and Pete talk about things Britt hates!

Intro – 00:41 Trash Begets Trash – 11:04 Untitled Segment – 50:35 Drew's Snack Corner – 53:19 Hot Takes – 55:47

Heck out Drew's Snack Corner: Video Edition for free over at Patreon!

Thank you to Dance for the Dying for our absolute bop of a theme song, Thug Love. You can find more from Dance for the Dying on Spotify!

Why don't we live in a world where Homer wrote "Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle"? Do Britt and Drew even know how to read? Find out answers to these and all your other burning questions on this episode of Contrivance!

In this episode, Drew, Britt, and Pete talk about the merits of books, frozen sliders, and the hiring process!

Intro – 00:28 Trash Begets Trash – 04:30 Untitled Segment – 29:54 Drew's Snack Corner – 36:26 Hot Takes – 41:02

Price Guide to the Occult by Leslye Walton https://amzn.to/2BNOC4f

Strange Weather by Joe Hill https://amzn.to/2IfiBHD

Katamari Damacy Remaster https://amzn.to/2X62kYY

Catfe Diem Kickstarter! https://kck.st/2RQNxSU

Thank you to Dance for the Dying for our absolute bop of a theme song, Thug Love. You can find more from Dance for the Dying on Spotify!

Does Drew have what it takes to be Naruto? How exactly does one become milk-drunk? Find out answers to these and all your other burning questions on this episode of Contrivance!

In this episode, Drew, Britt, and Pete talk about beverages and their receptacles

Intro – 00:50 Trash Begets Trash – 02:10 Untitled Segment – 33:10 Drew's Snack Corner – 37:20 Hot Takes – 39:50

Thank you to Dance for the Dying for our absolute bop of a theme song, Thug Love. You can find more from Dance for the Dying on Spotify!

Did you know that you can break into a hospital if you're famous? Learn how to find the perfect outfit to do so in this choice nugget of audio mastery!

In this episode, Drew, Britt, and Pete talk about swirlin' noodles and how to dress your baby for maximum irony!

Intro – 01:20 Trash Begets Trash – 11:05 Untitled Segment – 38:04 Drew's Snack Corner – 46:58 Hot Takes – 49:41

Thank you to Dance for the Dying for our absolute bop of a theme song, Thug Love. You can find more from Dance for the Dying on Spotify!

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Have you heard the good news about our lord and savior Flamin' Hot Cheetos?

In this episode, Drew, Britt, and our guest host Libi get all up in the biz of snackdom!

Intro – 00:40 Trash Begets Trash – 06:45 Untitled Segment – 45:57 Drew's Snack Corner – 50:38 Hot Takes – 57:24

Thank you to Dance for the Dying for our absolute bop of a theme song, Thug Love. You can find more from Dance for the Dying on Spotify!