Contrivance

Ever wonder what the hell happened to snack packs? No? Me either. But Pete wants to tell us about them, so here we are.

In this episode, Drew, Britt, and Pete discuss snacks that really grind our gears and weird stuff you can put on your face!

Intro – 01:00 Trash Begets Trash – 06:50 Untitled Segment – 32:37 Drew's Snack Corner – 35:35 Hot Takes – 39:29

Thank you to Dance for the Dying for our absolute bop of a theme song, Thug Love. You can find more from Dance for the Dying on Spotify!

Ever wonder what it's like to live in a battery-centric dystopian future? Well first of all, what is wrong with you? Secondly, we can help paint that picture for you!

In this episode, Drew, Britt, and and our guest host Elaine talk about some tech gags and failures!

Intro - 00:43 Trash Begets Trash - 08:15 Untitled Segment - 33:00 Drew's Snack Corner - 36:41 Hot Takes - 40:42

Thank you to Dance for the Dying for our absolute bop of a theme song, Thug Love. You can find more from Dance for the Dying on Spotify!

How would you like to take a ride on the SS Huge Mistake? Hop aboard, and we'll take you on a really honked up journey!

In this special kind-of-Thanksgiving-themed episode, Drew, Britt, and Pete talk about disappointment and white guilt!

Intro - 00:41 Trash Begets Trash - 06:53 Untitled Segment - 40:14 Drew's Snack Corner - 45:38 Hot Takes - 50:53

Check out Artifact gameplay on YouTube!

And go get vaccinated, please :)

Thank you to Dance for the Dying for our absolute bop of a theme song, Thug Love. You can find more from Dance for the Dying on Spotify!

Did you know that Halloween is all about being John Malkovich?

Drew, Britt, and Pete talk about spooky and uncomfortable topics!

Time codes for our different segments: Trash Begets Trash - 2:45 Untitled Segment - 35:09 Drew's Snack Corner - 39:09 Hot Takes - 43:56 Extra G00f$ - 47:24

Check out the creepy writer boy automaton: https://youtu.be/bY_wfKVjuJM

Thank you to Dance for the Dying for our absolute bop of a theme song, Thug Love. You can find more from Dance for the Dying on Spotify! https://open.spotify.com/artist/3YpcRKuqFTWnVIWzFE2Uz9

Wanna talk about boobs for an uncomfortable amount of time? It's your lucky day!

Drew, Britt, and our guest host Amber get a little blue and talk about products that go on one's tots or privates.

Trash Begets Trash - 02:45 Untitled Segment - 25:30 Hot Takes - 29:30

Check out Amber's Japanese music covers on YouTube!

Grab your own pair of Dress Pant Yoga Pants on Betabrand's website.

Thank you to Dance for the Dying for our absolute bop of a theme song, Thug Love. You can find more from Dance for the Dying on Spotify!

Wanna learn more about autoelectronic asphyxiation? Our guest host has you covered.

Drew, Britt, and our guest host Brittany talk about products that may or may not be cursed. The jury's still out.

Time codes for our different segments: Trash Begets Trash - 01:26 Untitled Segment - 26:45 Hot Takes - 34:05

Check out the unfortunate Handy Chopper here.

Learn more about Eczema Honey at eczemahoneyco.com

Learn how to donate your time and more to Ronald McDonald House by visiting rhmc.com

Thank you to Dance for the Dying for our absolute bop of a theme song, Thug Love. You can find more from Dance for the Dying on Spotify!

Do you know how many horse-on-a-treadmill-power your steam engine has?

Drew, Britt, and our guest host Andy talk about products that'll get your gears movin.

Time codes for our different segments: Trash Begets Trash - 07:21 Untitled Segment - 35:21 Hot Takes - 42:00

Learn more about DropMix at dropmix.com

Learn more about CozyPhones at https://www.cozyphones.com/

Thank you to Dance for the Dying for our absolute bop of a theme song, Thug Love. You can find more from Dance for the Dying on Spotify!

Learn how to make a slip n slide out of a sleeping bag and lots of imagination!

Drew, Britt, and our guest host Mike talk about various products and how you should & should not put them on your body.

Time codes for our different segments: Trash Begets Trash - 00:42 Untitled Segment - 24:35 Hot Takes - 31:21

Check out Dized at https://dized.com/

Thank you to Dance for the Dying for our absolute bop of a theme song, Thug Love. You can find more from Dance for the Dying on Spotify!

Did you know you may be able to pitch your tent freely in your office without HR getting mad?

Drew, Britt, and our guest host Mike talk about products marketed toward millennials.

Time codes for our different segments: Trash Begets Trash - 00:36 Untitled Segment - 34:54 Hot Takes - 42:32

Learn more about PodCon at podcon.com

Thank you to Dance for the Dying for our absolute bop of a theme song, Thug Love. You can find more from Dance for the Dying on Spotify!

Ever wonder what it’s like to live in a battery-centric dystopian future? Well first of all, what is wrong with you? Secondly, we can help paint that picture for you!

In this episode, Drew, Britt, and and our guest host Elaine talk about some tech gags and failures!

Time codes for our different segments:

Intro – 00:43

Trash Begets Trash – 08:15

Untitled Segment – 33:00

Drew’s Snack Corner – 36:41

Hot Takes – 40:42

Thank you to Dance for the Dying for our absolute bop of a theme song, Thug Love.
You can find more from Dance for the Dying on Spotify!