“Sometimes there’s a film… I won’t say a masterpiece, ‘cause what’s a masterpiece? But sometimes there’s a film. And I’m talkin’ about the “Art School Confidential” here. Sometimes there’s a film that, well, it’s the film for its time and place. It fits right in there. And that’s the “Art School Confidential”, for every art major in America & possibly the WORLD! And even if the film bombed at the box office & with critics – and the “Art School Confidential” most certainly did. But sometimes there’s a film… sometimes, there’s a film. Aw. I lost my train of thought here. But – aw, hell. I’ve done introduced it enough.” - Jesse Blaze Snider, the Coolest Narrator Alive