"Sometimes there’s a film… I won’t say a masterpiece, ‘cause what’s a masterpiece? But sometimes there’s a film. And I’m talkin’ about the “Tombstone” here. Sometimes there’s a film that, well, it’s the film for its time and place. It fits right in there. And that’s the “Tombstone”, for the great American Western?! And even if the film is already beloved by millions – and "Tombstone” most certainly is. But sometimes there’s a film… sometimes, there’s a film. Aw. I lost my train of thought here. But – aw, hell. I’ve done introduced it enough.” - Jesse Blaze Snider, the Coolest Narrator Alive