Coolest Geek Alive

"Sometimes there’s a film… I won’t say a masterpiece, ‘cause what’s a masterpiece? But sometimes there’s a film. And I’m talkin’ about the “Tombstone” here. Sometimes there’s a film that, well, it’s the film for its time and place. It fits right in there. And that’s the “Tombstone”, for the great American Western?! And even if the film is already beloved by millions – and "Tombstone” most certainly is. But sometimes there’s a film… sometimes, there’s a film. Aw. I lost my train of thought here. But – aw, hell. I’ve done introduced it enough.” - Jesse Blaze Snider, the Coolest Narrator Alive

“The Penguin” Episode 1 - Coolest Picks

Colin Farrell, what you've just helped to create is one of the most insanely awesome things the Coolest Geek Alive has ever seen! At no point in your grounded, real-world approach to the Penguin's rise to power in the dark underbelly of Gotham were you even close to anything that could be considered silly or uninteresting. Every listener of this podcast will be better for having watched your first episode and there is enough here for us to imagine a grand future for the series. We award you all of the points, and may God bless your soul eternally.

If there is one HILL that the Coolest Geek Alive is ready to die on, it's this one: "Gremlins 2: The New Batch" is one of the greatest movies ever made and on this special episode he aims to PROVE IT! Join host & professional comic book writer, Jesse Blaze Snider as he counts the MANY ways to love Joe Dante's smartly hysterical "NEW BATCH"!

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“Sometimes there’s a film… I won’t say a masterpiece, ‘cause what’s a masterpiece? But sometimes there’s a film. And I’m talkin’ about the “Desperardo" here. Sometimes there’s a film that, well, it’s the film for its time and place. It fits right in there. And that’s the “Desperado”, for the career of Robert Rodriguez, Antonio Banderas, Salma Hayek, Danny Trejo & MORE! And even if the film is already beloved by millions – and the “Desperado” most certainly is. But sometimes there’s a film… sometimes, there’s a film. Aw. I lost my train of thought here. But – aw, hell. I’ve done introduced it enough.” - Jesse Blaze Snider, the Coolest Narrator Alive

Comic Book Readers want ONE thing from Film & Television adaptation, a respectful retelling of the story they love, but what happens when the Film & TV jump the rails & begin to tell stories of their own...? And has this been happening for a long time? And Why can't casual fans understand that "Agatha, All Along" was not something any long time readers we're begging Marvel Studios to produce. Neither was "Madame Web", "Echo", "Birds of Prey" & others, but they have yet to learn their lesson. Comic book Writer, Publisher & producer, Jesse Blaze Snider, the Coolest Geek Alive breaks it all down in great detail and levels the playing field for all, on this very special BIRTHDAY EPISODE!

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Peter Berg, what you've just created is one of the most insanely awesome things the Coolest Geek Alive has ever seen! At no point in your genuinely funny, all-out action packed, kinda-sorta buddy comedy were you even close to anything that could be considered boring! Every listener of this podcast will be better for having watched your film & head Christopher Walken's "Tooth Fairy" speech. We award you all of the points, and may God bless your soul eternally.

The STAR WARS FANDOM is appropriately at war once again! With Rewriting Ripley attempting to have major YouTubers like Nerdrotic DEPLATFORMED for "racism", "misogyny" & similar complaints. But ARE these streamers really "ists" and all that?! The Coolest Geek Alive believes he knows the TRUTH! Join award-winning writer Jesse Blaze Snider as he introduces you to a new type of fan, the "softcore" and WARNS WHY these "fans" could be the DEATH of ALL FANDOMS!

“Sometimes there’s a film… I won’t say a masterpiece, ‘cause what’s a masterpiece? But sometimes there’s a film. And I’m talkin’ about the “Demolition Man” here. Sometimes there’s a film that, well, it’s the film for its time and place. It fits right in there. And that’s the “Demolition Man”, for the great Sly Stallone & upstaging Wesley Snipes who steals ever scene he's in. And even if the film is already beloved by millions – and the “Demolition Man” most certainly is. But sometimes there’s a film… sometimes, there’s a film. Aw. I lost my train of thought here. But – aw, hell. I’ve done introduced it enough.” - Jesse Blaze Snider, the Coolest Narrator Alive

There's a new battle in the long & hard-fought WAR for FREE SPEECH, it has many names, but the Coolest Geek Alive likes to call it "The Woke" Mob", a devote & dogmatic portion of the planet, who will give ALL your rights away if it shapes the world in the direction they'd like things to go. But never once considering the long-term ramifications of putting limitations on free speech. In short, "Who WATCHES the WATCHERS?" Join host Jesse Blaze Snider as he lays out all the many nuances of the situation and tells the classic tale of his father, Dee Snider, SLAYING the PMRC in D.C. alongside ZAPPA & DENVER! Hi-Yah!

“Sometimes there’s a film… I won’t say a masterpiece, ‘cause what’s a masterpiece? But sometimes there’s a film. And I’m talkin’ about "The Crow” starring Brandon Lee here. Sometimes there’s a film that, well, it’s the film for its time and place. It fits right in there. And that’s the “The Crow", for the dearly departed Brandon Lee & the very. beginning of comic books being taken seriously on film. And even if the film is already beloved by hundreds & hundreds of thousands – and the “The Crow” most certainly is. But sometimes there’s a film… sometimes, there’s a film. Aw. I lost my train of thought here. But – aw, hell. I’ve done introduced it enough.” - Jesse Blaze Snider, the Coolest Narrator Alive

“Sometimes there’s a film… I won’t say a masterpiece, ‘cause what’s a masterpiece? But sometimes there’s a film. And I’m talkin’ about "The Crow” starring Brandon Lee here. Sometimes there’s a film that, well, it’s the film for its time and place. It fits right in there. And that’s the “The Crow", for the dearly departed Brandon Lee & the very. beginning of comic books being taken seriously on film. And even if the film is already beloved by hundreds & hundreds of thousands – and the “The Crow” most certainly is. But sometimes there’s a film… sometimes, there’s a film. Aw. I lost my train of thought here. But – aw, hell. I’ve done introduced it enough.” - Jesse Blaze Snider, the Coolest Narrator Alive