Coolest Geek Alive

That's right people, this just in, "Captain America: Brave New World" starring Anthony Mackie as his character The Falcon (Sam Wilson) becoming the new sentinel of liberty has been scheduled for its THIRD ROUND of RESHOOTS after a disastrous second round of "test screenings" and tepid reaction to the film's trailer! Despite a willingness to adjust to the demands of the audience who attended these screenings, are the "RIGHT" changes being made to right the ship long term? Or does a second round of terrible reviews from test audience after HUGE, COSTLY RESHOOTS spell disaster for Cap 4 & the MCU in general? Jesse Blaze Snider the Coolest Geek Alive has quite a lot to say about Marvel's inability to adjust to the tastes of their true audience.

Colin Farrell, what you've just helped to create is one of the most insanely awesome things the Coolest Geek Alive has recently seen! At no point in your dark, grounded, small but FUN Gotham mafia underworld series were you even close to anything that could be considered boring. Every listener of this podcast will be better for having watched your show. We award you all of the points, and may God bless your soul eternally.

For YEARS the Coolest Geek Alive has called for REASON in entertainment & the world stage! For Years, host Jesse Blaze Snider tried to tell them that they had completely LOST the AUDIENCE and were making films & television for a tiny group of their friends in LALA LAND, but were no longer entertaining the MASSES. Well...has the mainstream media FINALLY awakened to their ACTUAL reality in the shadow of Donald Trump's "landslide victory"? It would appear so.

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“Sometimes there’s a film… I won’t say a masterpiece, ‘cause what’s a masterpiece? But sometimes there’s a film. And I’m talkin’ about “Galaxy Quest” here. Sometimes there’s a film that, well, it’s the film for its time and place. It fits right in there. And that’s “Galaxy Quest”, for the Star Trek fandom. Even if the film is already beloved by millions of Trekkers worldwide, “Galaxy Quest” most certainly is. But sometimes there’s a film… sometimes, there’s a film. Aw. I lost my train of thought here. But – aw, hell. I’ve done introduced it enough.” - Jesse Blaze Snider, the Coolest Narrator Alive

Is a feeling of apathy beginning to set in for your traditional fandom homes? Looking for a new world to dive into that lets YOU be the driving force of the creativity?! Then look no further than Four Horsemen Studios' Mythic Legions line of FANTASY action figures, which is building into a hugely creative fandom of talented craftspeople & painters who are creating some of the most unique & creative fantasy world ever seen before! Join toy enthusiast & lifelong Four Horsemen Studios FAN, Jesse Blaze Snider and he gushingly fills you in on all there is to love about this incredible budding fandom! And invites you to join him this weekend in New Jersey as he heads off to celebrate 25 years of Four Horsemen & 10 years of Mythic Legions with the Horsemen THEMSELVES at LEGION CON this Saturday & Sunday! Hope to see ya there! =)

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Sly Stallone, what you've just helped to create is one of the most insanely awesome things the Coolest Geek Alive has recently seen! At no point in your fun, fast-paced, fish-out-of-water mafia series were you even close to anything that could be considered boring. Every listener of this podcast will be better for having watched your film. We award you all of the points, and may God bless your soul eternally.

Hey, it's Halloween, so the Coolest Geek Alive is counting down the BEST "horror" films & TV shows based on Comic Books! Along with a ton of other great outside the box, but still classic & SPOOKY recommendations! Join Jesse Blaze Snider for a hauntingly good time! BOO!

Bill Skarsgard, what you've just helped to create is one of the most insanely awesome things the Coolest Geek Alive has most recently seen! At no point in your hysterical, fast-paced, revenge-action film were you even close to anything that could be considered boring. Every listener of this podcast will be better for having watched your movie. We award you all of the points, and may God bless your soul eternally.

DISNEY & the WNBA had STARS in Gina Carano & Caitlin Clark, but fumbled the ball with both! NOW, Disney will be forced to reveal internal documents in court in their ongoing LAWSUIT with former Star Wars Mandalorian actress, Gina Carano and Caitlin Clark will EXIT the WNBA to go play basketball in EUROPE! Jesse Blaze Snider, the Coolest Geek Alive ponders the question: Are these powerful female role models VICTIMS of a HYPOCRITICAL MEDIA? WHY are these FAN-CHOSEN women, not making the cut with the establishment? Let's discuss...it may get a little political.

David Dastmalchian, what you've just helped to create is one of the most insanely awesome things the Coolest Geek Alive has ever seen! At no point in your low-budget, found-footage fuel, suspense/supernatural horror were you even close to anything that could be considered silly! Every listener of this podcast will be better for having watched your film. We award you all of the points, and may God bless your soul eternally.