A bottle of rum! Jolly Mastchris Day to you all! Here’s a sun-drenched summer special to aid you in your festivities. It consists of a heartwarming traditional tale, passed down through the generations and now gifted to you, you lucky people. If you’re celebrating Mastchris, why not post online about it with the hashtag #mastchris? You could also contact Tom on social media at @atomcrowley everywhere or email the show at [email protected]. To support the show, go to patreon.com/crowleytime, or go to crowleytime.com and buy some official merchandise or book for an upcoming live show. Splice the mainbrace! And a merciful Fat Stephen’s Rest to you all!