CORN DOWN Prank Calls

This CORNDOWN episode moves through a mix of challenges, starting with my calls about unconventional office rituals and creative approaches to privacy. Wastedmemory brings in chaotic holiday experiments, including early Christmas trial runs and small-scale celebrations gone awry. There’s an effort to untangle problems with stuck windows and intense seasonal reactions. Hootis adds a dramatic take on long bandaids and holiday meltdowns, while Xenorax offers a memorable moment involving medical tools in surprising contexts. It’s a blend of the chaotic and strangely familiar.

This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating via patreon or paypal!

powered by rogueserver.com

This episode of CORNDOWN dives into some odd and chaotic moments, starting with my calls about strange behavior towards birds and peculiar indoor weather. Wastedmemory adds to the mix with stories about trying to gain roof access and navigating confusing limits on cold medicine, while I circle back to the ongoing saga of snow showing up in all the wrong places. Hootis jumps in with a focus on loud and unusual conference calls, and there’s even a bit about the mysterious smells in a room, courtesy of Dwight. It’s a wild mix of weird problems and attempts to make sense of them.

This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating via patreon or paypal!

powered by rogueserver.com

On this episode of CORNDOWN, I start with some puzzling calls about keeping track of pills that quickly spiral into strange conversations about crotch stuff and quitting places unintentionally. Wastedmemory jumps in with stories of chaotic scenes involving broken glass and awkward encounters with touching people, while I circle back to those same calls from different perspectives. There’s also some back-and-forth about unexpected mishaps, like dealing with stolen or discarded cigarettes, and hootis adds their own take on the frustrations of quitting and parking gone wrong. It’s a mix of confusion, missteps, and the occasional surprising resolution.

This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating via patreon or paypal!

powered by rogueserver.com

This week is pranksgiving, I dive into a mix of everyday messes and strange moments, starting with the chaos of morning routines, like morning noises and coffee problems. wastedmemory jumps in to help sort out some ongoing issues with getting stuck in places—whether it’s being locked in, locked out, or just plain out of luck. There’s a recurring theme of donuts, both making and eating them, with a few calls about who’s got the best ones and why the cops always seem to be around. It’s all the little frustrations and surprises that make the day just a little weirder.

This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating via patreon or paypal!

powered by rogueserver.com

In this episode of CORNDOWN, I tackle the ongoing stick situation and mold problems, keeping the absurd energy high. Wastedmemory steps in with sharp contributions, like the saga of lobby antennas and an unusual take on internet cameras. Together, we navigate everything from propped doors to valid concerns that spiral into unexpected territory. Dwight adds his unique flair with ticklish feet antics, while Lux chimes in for a truly iconic moment. Meanwhile, I keep the chaos grounded, questioning why the hotel even factors into this madness and uncovering some forgotten keys along the way.

This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating via patreon or paypal!

powered by rogueserver.com

In this episode of CORNDOWN, wastedmemory handles everything from bathroom door mishaps to a saga involving fifty keys, culminating in its cinematic peak. Hotel life takes center stage with questionable oxygen setups and sanctuary vibes, while snappy bakes checks in during an attempted Moana screening. Dwight contributes with turnt pockets and unexpected pocket finds, and wastedmemory uncovers coffee keys just in time for Thanksgiving drama. A mix of oddities and memorable moments makes this a standout session.

(P.S. sorry for being late! We will now resume regularly scheduled publication.)

This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating via patreon or paypal!

powered by rogueserver.com

In this episode of CORNDOWN, descriptions run wild as we dive into describing men and vehicles, with wastedmemory and I leading the way. There’s bizarre incidents of battery-eating that escalates quickly, alongside some accusatory fingering and Dwight’s room garden situation. Things get even more intense with drinking motor oil, shredding documents, and an unusual pizza style order. Hootis, Mailman, and newcomer Hi jump in on topics from Wendy’s mishaps to odd pubic hairs, with frivolous complaints rounding things off. It’s an unpredictable mix of surreal conversations and out-there scenarios!

This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating via patreon or paypal!

powered by rogueserver.com

In this episode of CORNDOWN, oranges are everywhere—extra ones in cars, identifying them, and even dealing with heartburn from them, with wastedmemory heavily involved in the chaos. There’s a strange journey with caterpillars and honey bees, with snappy bakes joining the bee segment. SpongeBob makes a surprising exit, and we dive into bizarre situations involving naked guest pictures, privacy tools, and intoxicated moments. A mix of unusual encounters, from butterfly bags to mysterious fry crystals, makes this a uniquely orange-themed episode filled with laughs and surprises!

This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating via patreon or paypal!

powered by rogueserver.com

In this episode of CORNDOWN, driving instructors take a front seat, with a series of chaotic lessons and some wild help from wastedmemory. We encounter a mix of oddities, from foot surgeries and bogus milk to setting up employee dates. The Surprise Department shows up to add more confusion, and handcuff keys become an unexpected centerpiece, with Snappy Bakes joining in. We also deal with stolen garbage, a swim instructor situation, and even someone eating a building. Moments of parking lot flashing, magician wallet tricks, and a mystery switch make this episode a blend of strange encounters and funny surprises!

This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating via patreon or paypal!

powered by rogueserver.com

In this episode of CORNDOWN, the question of knowing if you’re really there takes center stage, with wastedmemory chiming in on multiple occasions. Cigarettes, both decaf and functional, make their way into the conversation, along with night mailmen and one-way streets. The saga of the captive caller unfolds in a series of bizarre twists, while we also touch on window tinting, hotel progress, and keeping score. Lux gets involved with an Eric situation and some playdough eating, while Hootis brings up weird feet and evil whispers. There’s also a crying man, ground voices, and, of course, more lost keys. Plenty of strangeness packed into this one!

This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating via patreon or paypal!

powered by rogueserver.com