CORN DOWN Prank Calls

In this episode of CORNDOWN, we dive into the curious case of the “normal looking one” and its various twists, while wastedmemory adds humor with making fun and dehydration. Tripping on burgers and Stouffers leads to some unexpected fun, and there’s a series of lost and found keys causing confusion. We also explore irrational fears, invalid entries, and acorns without oaks. Snappy bakes gets involved with identity theft and a trick call, while Dwight joins in with a “big number one” and I try a pee-clogged situation. From rewriting SSDs to Monopoly money, this episode covers plenty of odd ground!

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In this episode of CORNDOWN, bones take center stage with plenty of throwing, hanging, and drilling, often driven by wastedmemory. Things get even weirder with digging up bones and a mysterious bag of bones, while dirt buying and dry pools add to the oddities. Wastedmemory stirs up more chaos with burning clothes and spatula marks. We also deal with fake blood, clean and used needles, and old razor blades making an appearance. To top it off, there’s a hands-free check-in and food throwing session, making this episode a whirlwind of bizarre moments and unexpected twists!

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In this episode of CORNDOWN, manipulation becomes a recurring theme, with wastedmemory contributing his spin on railroads and violent versions. There’s also a lot of action surrounding sidewalks and bikes, from rubbing them to crashing, straight into dumpsters. We explore bizarre moments like drug disposal and a deep dive into a crash investigation at Wendy’s, featuring Jiad. The episode gets even stranger with torso spiders, bridges, and water crossings. There’s also a case of projectile fries courtesy of Dwight, and we close things out with a farewell to dragonmere. Plenty of manipulation and chaos to keep things moving!

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In this episode of CORNDOWN, we navigate through a series of strange Dingtember car dings, ranging from democrats to door frames, with wastedmemory adding his take on the chaos. It culminates on a half hour discussion with the whole family. A recurring issue about paying for stuff pops up, with snappy bakes jumping in to contribute. There’s also an ongoing mystery around a green bean that keeps resurfacing, making for some hilarious moments. CrieFaux adds a bag problem, and Lux brings up questions of false idols, while we also wonder why things are closed.

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In this episode of CORNDOWN, I dive into some strange scenarios involving change and poison, with wastedmemory joining in for some piano music and a second dose of poison talk. Spoiled milk and sandwiches get their time in the spotlight, with Snappy Bakes adding a creative twist with a meat drawing. There’s Kevin McAllister references and a sandwich upgrade, while BoJack rounds things out with a vegan upgrade. We also deal with lost room keys, melted cheese, and even a butt dial sandwich incident. A mix of quirky problems and amusing solutions!

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In this episode of CORNDOWN, we explore the many facets of cardboard, from soft cardboard to an ongoing obsession with “gettin’ at cardboard.” The saga continues with a mix of plastic cardboard and even a vegetarian’s variations. Things heat up with a series of chaotic lobby car crashes, and wastedmemory jumps back in with extra cardboard and we deal with a mysterious liquid french cut sandwich. Along the way, we tackle everyday dilemmas like lost safety pins and heating up food. BoJack brings a personal touch with a call about sleeping in the car, rounding out a mix of strange and entertaining moments.

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In this episode of CORNDOWN, we dive deep into the strange world of furniture, a recurring theme throughout the calls, especially with wastedmemory’s contributions. We explore hilarious scenarios about not wanting furniture and the ongoing mystery of the “furniture person.” There’s a fun exchange on comparing hotels and spilling seeds, while wastedmemory also brings up neck sizes and fast runners. Dwight adds some wild energy with psychedelic drinks and cricket time. We also tackle splinter removal, human problems, and even the chaos of exchanging currencies. Buckle up for an entertaining ride through these oddball moments!

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This episode of CORNDOWN is packed with quirky hotel adventures, starting with the recurring theme of striving for those elusive five stars, which we revisit throughout the episode. We touch on flimsy bedsheets and dive into the odd world of fox teeth. BoJack joins in with a double dose of front desk chaos and explores the mysteries of the PB toilet. There’s a focus on food, from tracking food records to ensuring eggs for everyone. We also get into the drone drama, including stolen hats and broken eggs, with contributions from Dog Lettuce and CrieFaux. Join us for these offbeat calls and more!

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In this episode of CORNDOWN, the SPlink covers for wastedmemory as we dive into a series of quirky and hilarious scenarios. From the unconventional issues of car barnacles and illegal dumping to the art of cloning keycards and the strange liability issues surrounding dumpsters, there’s no shortage of bizarre topics. SPLink adds a comedic twist with tales of bathroom surveys and navigating the world of locksmiths, while Snappy Bakes covers the unexpected antics of hotel twerking. Meanwhile, BoJack discusses the finer points of smoking fee calculations. Whether it’s tackling the mystery of too many edibles, the concept of dream holes, or the nocturnal habits of night squirrels, this episode is filled with laughter and unexpected insights.

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In this episode of CORNDOWN, we delve into a variety of quirky and entertaining calls. I kick things off with a series of confused employees, which becomes a recurring theme throughout the episode. Wastedmemory joins in with some fun car stuff and later freshens things up with some toilet water humor. SPLink takes us through a bathroom questionnaire, and I tackle the classic groundskeeper’s shoe dilemma. We also revisit the mystery of found house keys multiple times, with contributions from snappy bakes and myself, adding layers to the puzzle. Join us for these and other amusing moments in this episode!

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