CORN DOWN Prank Calls

This CORNDOWN dives into all kinds of smells—squirrel, roommate, and an alarming amount of sponge-sniffing… and eating. Ted makes an unexpected alive appearance, and wastedmemory gets fixated on the sound of hangnails. Bathroom money is a recurring problem, as is road rage, which somehow turns into a cleaning process. Hootis deals with an apology situation, and ButtEye gets involved with some spilled spiders before whuppy escalates things further by introducing cobras and releasing scorpions. It’s a mess, but we document the process.

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This episode of CORNDOWN gets off to a strong start with some light intimidation before wastedmemory hands out questionable puke-related permissions. There’s an incident with raccoons, some employee sanitation concerns, and a deep dive into the ethics of promoting bad habits at work. A cat-related head injury adds to the chaos, and Hootis tries to navigate some medieval-sounding parking issues. Meanwhile, wastedmemory has a run-in with a secret police situation, and whuppy complicates things with elevator-based mistakes. Somewhere in all this, a robot gets involved, but it’s unclear if it actually helps.

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This episode of CORNDOWN kicks off with some loose parts—literally—before wastedmemory and I try to make sense of questionable food practices, including the unexpected use of glue. There’s a lot of discussion about chicken, from giving it away to keeping track of it in a highly unnecessary log. wastedmemory takes a moment to address the chat, and ButtEye stirs things up with a hidden motorcycle situation. Snappy bakes gets involved in a parking lot spectacle, while Hootis deals with a guy who seems a little too invested in parking. Things wrap up with an attempt to balance the new and the old, though not everyone agrees on what that means.

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This episode of CORNDOWN starts with a lot of checking in—maybe too much—as wastedmemory and I make sure everyone’s doing alright, whether they like it or not. There’s confusion over who actually owns food once it changes hands, and wastedmemory gets wrapped up in a situation involving an alarming number of managers. I attempt to track customers in increasingly questionable ways, while snappy bakes and I compare notes on just how many people have passed through. Meanwhile, Lux deals with some crumbling and a soda spill situation that refuses to end. Stolen cleaning supplies cause tensions to rise, and wastedmemory presents a list of demands that might not be entirely reasonable. We wrap things up with an encore call that probably didn’t need to happen, but did anyway.

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This episode of CORNDOWN gets stuck in the elevator—literally and financially—as I try to recover some stuck money while wastedmemory experiments with alternative payment methods. Things take a turn with some Pac-Manning, sketchy manager interactions, and an escalating debate over pay rates. Cookie and brownie smells start raising concerns about hidden agendas, and wastedmemory gets caught up in a conversation that may or may not involve witchcraft. Meanwhile, feces become a recurring logistical problem, and snappy bakes gets involved in the cleanup effort. We wrap it up with a deep dive into an unusual parking situation and a pressing question about the whereabouts of your sandwich.

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This episode of CORNDOWN goes deep into questionable hotel amenities and unexpected business strategies. I start off digging into a strange DVD version of a hotel experience, while wastedmemory uncovers some odd differences and a sketchy sale on DVD players. There’s talk of elevator smoke breaks, mysterious second discs, and a secret coffee situation that keeps getting more complicated. Kidnapping comes up way too often—wastedmemory even calls ahead about it, while snappy bakes gets into the idea of making it a formal agreement. Meanwhile, Lung explores fog machines and tax dodging, and I get wrapped up in the ethics of donation-driven corporations. It’s a mess of schemes, scams, and suspicious hospitality.

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This episode of CORNDOWN is a mix of strange fixes and unexpected teamwork. I kick things off with some chaos about putting out metaphorical fires and getting into odd matches over coupons and signs. Wastedmemory shares about animals refusing food, teamwork breakdowns in the drive-thru, and has some mechanical quirks that lead to clicks and buzzers. There’s also a arguments over part numbers and a detours into deodorant gone wrong. Lung makes his debut and jumps in with some light talk on overly small fish and I finish with questionable problem-solving with tokens. It’s a jumble of fixes, small mishaps, and moments where things just don’t seem to add up.

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This episode of CORNDOWN dives into the messier side of things, starting with misplaced food and growing into a series of increasingly chaotic events involving floor-bound sandwiches and questionable parking lot decisions. I get into some strange conversations about loyalty, accidental drive-thru disasters, and moments of self-preservation involving blurred identities. Wastedmemory adds tales of parking errors, buried snacks, and odd loyalties, while Hootis and ButtEye weigh in on peculiar complaints and the mysterious quirks of hotel life. It’s a whirlwind of strange priorities, secrets, and transformations—both personal and Optimus Prime-like.

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I wasn’t planning on releasing this episode, as it was a wastedmemory fill-in show, but then I went and got sick last week, so I had to have something to edit this week. Enjoy

This episode of CORNDOWN spirals through the chaos of the holiday season, starting with attempts to salvage Christmas amid mishaps and misunderstandings. I grapple with dumpster dilemmas, creative gifting ideas, and moments of defensive reflexes, while Hootis brings stories of peculiar staff interactions and unconventional conference room gatherings. There’s also a run of events involving misplaced hotel items and an array of “practice” Christmas efforts. Bhenchodester contributes tales of extra requests taken to comedic extremes, and Milkman reflects on seasonal plans gone sideways. Amid all this, the recurring theme of vampiric vibes keeps popping up, bringing the strange holiday energy full circle.

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In this episode of CORNDOWN, I deal with everything from hotel bathroom dilemmas to the confusion of mismatched names, exploring how small details can spiral out of control. Wastedmemory dives into mishaps with lamps, outlets, and persistent car troubles, adding layers of chaos. There’s also a series of moments involving staples and shocks—literal and figurative—that keep things off-balance. ButtEye joins in with unusual insights on customer feedback and surveillance, while Hootis touches on superstitions with a story about a voodoo doll. It all wraps up with a mix of tech troubles, odd gifts, and running out of time in more ways than one.

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