On this CLASSIC episode of the Cotton-Pauly Blend, Pauly tells a story about this one time at a gay club..., this one time as a wingman at a gay club..., and also parenting. They also discuss a trial by combat case, Sprint and a billboard about some guy names Jesus. We think you'll love this episode. Enjoy!

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Salma Hayek has very little to do with this episode but isn't she amazing? I mean, goodness. She's in her 50s! 

Anyway, this episode of the Cotton-Pauly Blend podcast is brought to you by fantasies of Salma Hayek. Paul is on the road and because he is dedicated to his work, he decided to record an episode anyway. Thanks, Pauly! On this episode, the guys talk about Paul's 1,000th set (congrats!), nudes for donations and Paul's tall groomsmen. They also discuss a 91-year-old man shooting someone, Paul's road rage story and Salma Hayek. To be honest, we should really dedicate an entire episode to talking about Salma. She deserves it. Enjoy!

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Happy New Year listeners!! You are now about to embark on next-level podcasting!

On this episode of the Cotton-Pauly Blend, the guys talk about cold New York weather and wearing scarves, the FUBU vs Abercrombie & Fitch challenge, New Year's resolutions and Paul quits one of his day jobs! They also touch on bigger dick pills (... wait, that came out wrong), a drug deal gone horribly wrong and a woman getting fired for donating a kidney. It's 2020 and we got a lot of shit to talk about! Enjoy!

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On this exciting episode of the Cotton-Pauly Blend, Cotton and Pauly discuss Paul's one time at a black barbershop, believing in Santa Claus and Paul's adorable ignorance charms us all. There's also an art to how Maury destroys lives and British actors do their jobs very well. Enjoy!

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On this very special episode of the Cotton-Pauly Blend, Cotton and Pauly have a special guest, Will, join the show. Don't be turned off by his charming Southern accent. They talk about heckler's, Eminem versus Nick Cannon and having to fart at inconvenient times. Additional pressing topics include Lamar Jackson and "The Big Hurt" Frank Thomas. Definitely an episode you want curl up with a nice hot cup of cocoa and a blanket with. Enjoy!

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On this episode, Cotton and Pauly discuss the whoopin's (or spankings) they got as children and receive a call from someone with a funny story to tell. They also discuss text messaging, Chase Center and white people who hate Trump.

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It's Black Friday! While you're out there gouging someone's eyes out for a new 65-inch TV or choking somebody out for a PS4, you need some background noise. Let us be your soundtrack to assault.

On this episode, Cotton and Pauly talk about BET's Rap City: The Basement, BET Uncut and naturally Paul makes another contribution to the coin jar. The guys also do a classic Nickelodeon deep dive and discuss where some of your favorite childhood cartoon characters are now. They also talk about Troy's physical and special guests Keenan and Kel close out the show with a surprise performance from Coolio! This is an episode you do not want to miss!

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... Keenan, Kel and Coolio are not actually guests on this episode but that would've been pretty cool. 

Guys... we're back and we're just as happy as you are! Sorry for our absence but Paul was out there being famous and doing shows for huge crowds. More to come on that!

On this episode. Paul details a horrible experience at a hotel in Phoenix. It was worse than you'd expect. Paul also talks about his trip to San Diego where he recorded his first album! The guys also discuss Levi's and Cotton's trip to Orlando. We hope you enjoy!

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On this episode of the Cotton-Pauly Blend, the guys begin by talking about ripped jeans and how far they've gone. They also talk about Trump's letter to the president of Turkey, Logic being biracial, deans named Dean and LeBron's comments on China. We are all over the place but we're sure you'll enjoy it!

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On this episode of the Cotton-Pauly Blend, the guys discuss cuss words, when they started using them and how great they are. They also talk about Demi Lovato (oh yeah, it's as weird as it sounds), some guy who got arrested for collecting HIS payroll check and a "problematic" Halloween costume worn by Cotton in his college days. This is probably the best podcast you've ever heard. Enjoy!

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