On this episode of Cotton-Pauly Blend, Cotton and Pauly start things off by talking about hairy asses and the blowback (heehee) from Paul's colonoscopy. Paul is back from the World Series of Comedy in scenic East St. Louis, a note is left on his car from a "chuckle fucker" and the guys talk sports. Paul also makes his first (of many) deposits into the "Honky Jar". He's about to finance someone's college tuition. Enjoy!

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On this much anticipated episode, Cotton and Pauly discuss people who "have a lot of shit going on," the freeway chicken accident and channel surfing. And, if you think that was all, stay tuned because they also talk about iPhones, McRibs and racist establishments. 

Thanks for listening! Oh, we will be off next week because Paul will be on the road telling jokes to the fine people of St. Louis! Be back soon!

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On this episode of the Cotton-Pauly Blend, Paul defends Fruity Pebbles, the guys are thirsty to get sponsored and some prostitution talk. How do y'all feel about polygamy? Also, Paul has been experiencing car trouble and wants to know what's the next car he should get. Taking recommendations. Lastly, some real estate agents will do anything to sell a house. Enjoy!

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This is a short episode. Get over it. It's Paul's fault. Being a famous Bay Area comedian comes with its scheduling conflicts. Still a fun episode nonetheless. No need to go into detail about what Cotton and Pauly talked about because the show is over before it starts. Enjoy!

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Special Guest Alert! On this Episode, Cotton and Pauly sit down with an old friend and special guest, Dozier, also known by his gamer tag, JD The Gamer. They talk video games, old times and some sports stuff. Not too much though. Just enough. Intrigued? Dozier may or may not be one of the guys from Episode 11.

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On this episode... well, Cotton and Pauly talk about what happened once upon a time in Oregon in 2006. We hope you enjoy this tale. Sorry for the break but we hope this story makes it worth it. Probably won't... you guys are hard to please.

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On yet another funny episode of the Cotton-Pauly Blend, Troy and Paul briefly discuss Troy's trip to LA, Magic Mountain, oversized suckers and the one thing Troy asked Paul to do while he was away that Paul nearly failed at. Paul also wraps up the F-U Flowers fiasco, they talk about "Chuckle Fuckers", wrestlers theme music and they leave this episode with a very tantalizing cliffhanger. Enjoy!

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We are back! Again... sorry for missing you last week but Paul is famous and his schedule fills up sometimes. This week, Cotton talks about his daughter's new bike, Cotton and Pauly give parents the benefit of the doubt and Carlton's blackness comes into question... again. And then this is where the show turns into Paul versus the world—he has beef with a couple of anatomically-challenged people on a plane, he thinks the government is listening to us and he has an unfortunate but hilarious experience with some shitty flower company. Enjoy!

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Big news! Paul is engaged! He's back from Canada with stories to tell and a fiancé! Sorry for being gone the last couple of weeks folks but Paul was busy living life. On this episode Cotton and Pauly talk (again) about Paul's lack of black friends, breaking news and Paul falling and scraping his knees. Barack Obama should be on the new $100, Paul has the worst time at a dance and Paul's mother sends texts... she's blind. Oh and Bill Russell's championship rings are trash. Enjoy!

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Episode 7 is upon us and Cotton's prediction was right yet again! The Toronto Raptors are the NEW NBA Champions and the Warriors and their fans can finally go kick tons of rocks. Speaking of fans, Paul has a lot to say about fans and how much they suck. They also open up talking about shows they do and do not watch, how weird it is to hear your own voice and Chris Jericho is an asshole. Oh! Paul also tries to convince the world that he's not a "fuddy duddy". 

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(Too late to win that Google Home Mini though)