People really watch reality shows, huh? Interesting. Thank you all for listening and laughing. We really appreciate all both of you! 

On this episode, Cotton talks about his run-ins with Flavor Flav, Pauly introduces a new word and being single in 2019. Does anyone else not like sharing their food? Game 2 and 3 predictions (who got it right?). Swimming, passing out and some Icy Hot stories.

We're really trying to give away this Google Home Mini. Seriously, no one wants it?

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Before you read this week's episode description, you should know something... we are giving away a Google Home Mini! Listen to this episode to find out how you can win it!

This week, Cotton and Pauly talk about cold opens and Skeeter likely being the only black character on the 90s tv show, "Doug." Paul sees some old high school folks, Cotton asks toilet questions and Noah's Ark had some rain damage. Would you use chop sticks at Panda Express? If the answer is yes, we don't want you as a listener. Enjoy!

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Troy and Pauly have the conversation everyone's already had—Avengers: Endgame. Paul got robbed*! That's right! Hear all about it. He almost gets stabbed too*! Yep, these are real happenings! Listen to these crazy stories. 

*This shit happened years ago. Hi Robby!

Cotton and Pauly get a call from one of their favorite mothers and the baby daddy. Uh... Cotton doesn't like Under Armor shoes. Pauly has some comedy things brewing (he's getting famous-er). Do white moms cook competitively? Probably not but Cotton asks a white guy.

On this episode of the Cotton-Pauly Blend, Paul answers the age-old question, what makes a sport a sport? Saying "obese" is fun. Chivalry is on life support. Racism can be funny sometimes. Freaks of nature. Short people have no reason to live. Just listen and enjoy.

Yes, this is another podcast. No, this is not a podcast about textiles. Just listen and enjoy.