Cox n' Crendor Show

Today's show is a special one. You know, "special". Crendor manages to drive Jesse nuts with his talk about hippo candy, while at the same time creating an entire new character "Mc Rough". Then the boys talk about the future of football, and it's amazing. Also, what does your desk say about you? Besides the fact that you're lazy. All this and more!

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In order to back into shape after an annoying bad break up left Jesse a mass of flap, Crendor offers Jesse some diet tips as he embarks on his journey of personal discover. They are all bad. Also, Jesus power! And Ghost Adventures: Minnesota!

This week Jesse and Crendor are on the prowl for some hot co-eds in need of a sugar daddy. We come as a set. Also hold on onto your butts, we're going back to Florida! That, and Jesse "reviews" Hansel & Gretel. All on this exciting Monday episode.

The gift that keeps on giving, gives us one more thing. And it's most likely herpes. Yes, of course we're talking about Florida. Also Crendor shows us all the beauty don'ts that make you go from geek to chic...or whatever the hell people think Cosmo does.

Do you like Animals? Do you enjoy Old Wives Tales? Does expensive cheese and and a warm fire sound inviting? Well then today's episode is for you! I'd explain more, but really there is no explanation that can justify it.

Tuesday is here once again, and in apparently Jesse lived through the weekend. Although Crendor may have had something to do with, since nothing else happened. Although they did watch more Storage Wars. Also Crendor analyzes why cute things make you want to cuddle them to death.

Today, we learn about Jesse's strange package, as well as things guys say to their girlfriends. Also Crendor tells you why Hockey is the best and why it's always colder in Russia. All this and a story about donkey porn, on this episode of Cox n' Crendor in the morning!

It's almost the weekend and Jesse and Crendor are back with some beauty tips for the ladies to help catch your crush's attention! But along the way they get lost with the help of their GPS and end up at another creepy Japanese "hotel". That and all the awful Chicago accents imaginable!!

Do you hate having fun? Do you like to sleep in the nude? Do you dream of being sexually assaulted by Oprah? WELL THEN THIS EPISODE IS FOR YOU! Sleep deprived Jesse and tired Crendor are back for a Wednesday spectacular.

So the weekends over, and I bet it went by so fast. Well today the boys tell you how to managed your time better! Also they create a legendary football team and shoot down the Death Star - with Bear hands and a Monster Truck.