It's Wednesday, only 2 more days til the end of the world! And what better excuse to get out of those awful holiday parties with family. Although, if the world doesn't end, we have some tips to help you deal with those nosy relatives who still want to know why you're single. ...and if you aren't single, get single quick, we need dates!

Attention unaware self obsessed morons! This show is for you! Also Jesse and Crendor delve far to greedily and far too deep into the world of the McRib. Once you hear 10 "facts" about it - you'll never want one again.... or in Crendor's case, go out to buy one right away.

On today's episode, Jesse and Crendor discuss the hobbit, Robot co-hosts, and of course a discerning look into the new Cosmo article about S&M. This one's for YOU, ladies.

Jesse n' Crendor are living the dream.... a dream controlled by Matrix Robots! Also, did you know there are bad gifts that you can give people for Christmas? Seriously!? Sometimes people don't like what you give them! Also the boys wax philosophic.

12/12/12 It's an important date. That's why we won't discuss it. Also we learn just enough about Crendor's past to understand his inability to pronounce simple words. Oh, and did someone say "science rules"?! Well...besides Bill Nye...

It's Tuesday, or as Crendor knows it: "The Day of the Twos". Also Jesse and Crendor learn what women look for in men, as well as how to beat a dead horse.

It's Monday, time for a whole new week of workin' for the man! While you may not like it, just make sure you don't act like the subject of our first story. Turns out people need to re-learn the golden rule. Also Jesse and Crendor pontificate the finer points of Maury.

Jesse's day goes from bad to delicious to worse to hilarious. Also Crendor and Jesse discover the history of "French" Fries, and how it's possible to release so many bad Resident Evil games.

Just when you though it was safe to move on from crazy Holiday traditions, we bring you the Yule Lads! It just keeps getting better and better! Also, are your children cheating in school? (yes) We discover the 8 signs of a cheating student and help parents so their jobs.

Straight from the Netherlands to your ears - it's holiday racism! ...or at least that's what my white guilt tells me it is. Join us for an awkward talk about strange European Holidays and then stick around to learn some tips on keeping that winter weight off.... and why we think they are bunk.