On this first episode of our two-episode spooktacular, Bridgett Greenberg and Abe Epperson help us flee from a chitinous terror, a ten-legged devilish decapod, a creepy crustacean crawling closer and closer! ATTACK! OF THE KILLER CRAAAAABS! 

Footnotes: 

1. King "crab" 
2. Porcelain "crab"
3. Hairy stone "crab" 
4. Inspirational tweet 
5. Flower crab spider
6. Another crab spider 
7. Happy face spider
8. Clown face on a green crab spider! 
9. Pubic lice, aka, "crabs" 
10. Halloween crab, spooooky! 
11. Christmas island crabs! 
12. Coconut crab! 
13. Yeti Crabs!
14. Japanese spider crab!

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