Cue GOP squeals, as Biden declared the equal rights amendment the law of the land. There was a TikTok ban. A Space X rocket accidentally exploded causing planes to be rerouted. Shitler’s dumb inauguration was moved indoors for the weather, maybe. Country singer and Trumpkin bootlicker Billy Ray Cyrus will perform at Diaper Don’s coronation. The ousted GOP intel chair in the house is so angry pants over his firing dude won’t vote with Repubs. Crappy POTUS elect named has been actors as it’s emissary to Hollywood. Turkey-bod Musk admitted he paid for his high score in that video game. Faux-hawk freak Vivek Ramaswamy will run for the governorship of Ohio and won’t be part of DOGE. A lunatic evangelical blathered Christians need to a have a stomach for war. Food banks have stocked up because Trump’s back in The White House. MAGAT-caster Elijah Schaffer caterwauled people of color aren’t Americans. Charlie Kirk and some other load not worth naming said the orange wanker was God’s greatest blessing, puke. Fecal star Rosanne Barr was featured in a racist, pro Trump “music” video.