Will the MAGA cult thank Trump when his idiotic tariffs raise prices? During his Senatorial confirmation hearing, human cosplayer Kash Patel blathered lies about his relationship with anti-Semitic podcaster Stew Peters. Senator Adam Schiff figuratively de-nutted Kash hammering the pizza-gater’s part in recording a single by January 6th rioters. Like Elmo, a Michigan priest busted out a Nazi salute. Low functioning evangelical mouth-breather Joel Webbon caterwauled the dark ages were actually a golden age. Trumpkin fascists of the Idaho House called on SCOTUS to get rid of marriage equality. Democratic legislator Eric Swalwell dragged President Diaper Rash’s response to the aircraft collision over the Potomac. Man-baby blamed DEI for the crash. Assad fangirl Tulsi Gabbard caught heat over her support of Snowden during her confirmation hearing. Trolloc Elon Musk locked government workers out of some computer systems. Everything is fine.