USA is plummeting on the world corruption index as Trump’s crooks wreak havoc. Nazi J.D. Vance blathered a bunch of fascist mouth garbage at the Munich Conference. Elmo posted a bunch of classified data online. The Crabs learned about Christian con artists known as intercessors. Blotchy Bannon warned Shitler of the dangers of going after Medicaid. Boebert E. Lee and Kid Rock may have hooked up. The existence of DOGE was challenged in the courts. Shark attacks in the U.S. was on the rise. Monkeys in Sri Lanka took out the power.