Popcorn overdoses spiked during the Musk v. Trump slapfest. Man-baby’s vile country club for Nazis in New Jersey was for smacked with 18 health code violations. Creepy Elmo posted memes about Trump’s bogus beautiful bill. Democratic Rep Eric Swalwell trolled Trump by munching on a taco. The sloth-like Dems announced a study to figure out how they lost young men in the last election. Czar of pillows Mike Lindell got in trouble for social media posts related to his defamation trial. Lindell considered bringing one his pillows to trial to prove they aren’t lumpy. Anti-sphere thoughtless leader and racist Kandiss Taylor blathered Muslims shouldn’t be in government. The vaccination rate for measles has plummeted bigly thanks to the crappiest and creepiest Kennedy, RFK Jr.  A giant cloud of dust is headed for Florida and Texas. ICE agents, AKA sadistic traitors to America, tossed flash grenades in a San Diego neighborhood.