It looks like we have a Speaker who believes the Earth is only 3000 years old, as Mike Johnson is way into his religion and is best buds with young earther loon Ken Hamm. Ivanka Trump must testify in the New York fraud trial of her crooked daddy. In addition to "stollen," Trump has added the word "chocking" to his list of misspellings. The state of Georgia must redraw its racist AF district maps. Kat Kerr keeps updating her "prophecies" that prove to be wrong every time. Volcanoes are burping in Italy and California. In the wake of the latest mass shooting, FOX anal wart Jesse Watters brilliantly defended his "more guns" stance by asking if forks "make you fat."