Biden’s possible preemptive pardons and Nick Fuentes got nicked on this episode of the CrabDiving Podcast. South Korea’s brief dalliance with martial law served as a reminder to keep fascist wankers in check. President Yoon, the load who did the totalitarian shenanigans, could get impeached. Journalist Paul Krugman peaced-out on the New York Times. There was a big mob bust in Italy that netted a Nun enforcer. The Syrian rebels have gained bigly ground against Assad. Rich people have been getting tax breaks for sending their spawn to fancy private schools. The video game Fortnite hosted the largest streaming event ever. The piggies in blue have been selling tons of guns to criminals, so there’s that. The Satanic Temple has launched an afterschool to counter religious fundamentalism in education. Lunatic Pastor Greg Locke was shot at.