Tooty Rudy is totally screwed-y and the former Mayor of New York won't be the only major player sued for defamation of the Georgia poll workers. An idiotic Iowa state GOP house candidate beheaded a Satanic statue and was charged for it. Governor Pudding Fingers, AKA Ron DeSantis, offered to pay the legal fees of the Republican vandal who defaced Baphomet. Simple Senator Tommy Tuberville's blockade against military promotions cuz 'bortion has ended and the military will make good on the backpay for those caught in MAGAT limbo.  Friends star Matthew Perry died from ketamine. Singer Cher has number-one hits in 7 different decades. On Faithless Friday, the Crabs included a particularly bloody "When Animals Get Pissed" segment. In Australia, an Italian vacationer left "the Land Down Under" without his legs thanks to a peckish shark. Also, in Australia, a venomous brown snake surprised a toddler under the Christmas tree. Meanwhile, in Australia, a teenager was awoken from a nap by a carpet python. A Trumpkin Rep in Texas growled he was determined to prove the FBI was involved in the January 6th attack upon the Capitol. Finally, on Trump's last day at The White House, a big binder of Russian intelligence disappeared.