Trump wanted pay off Stormy Daniels, again. At a rally, fascist orange rapist caterwauled that CBS’s “news license” should be canceled and then appealed to the gods for Biden to reenter the presidential race. Vice President Kamala Harris’s interview on FOX had more bigly ratings than the former guy’s Univision town hall. The MAGAT, who was motivated by misinformation about government relief efforts for victims of Hurricane Helene, was arrested for shooting at FEMA workers in North Carolina. In Cali, an accredited religious college, surrounded by barbwire, confined students to campus and forced them without pay to manage an ecommerce operation. Entrepreneur Richard Branson, whose balloon exploits include a leaping escape into the sea after low clouds forced his dirigible into unexpected descent, announced a space voyage via an inflatable. The story about Diaper Don selling knock-off “Swiss made” watches and honey laced with Viagra caused a CNN anchor to howl. Evangelical radical loon Joel Webbon called for public executions of women who supposedly lie about sexual assault allegations. Crazed prophet Kat Kerr blathered Trump texted her 20 minutes before getting “shot.” Jesus whack-job Shane Vaughn is giving out letters to his flock who want a religious exemption for the flu vaccine.