Felon Trump’s flurry of unconstitutional executive orders. China released a more affordable A.I. and the tech bros crapped their smart-Pampers. Brazil and Columbia shamed Shitler for the manor in which their citizens were deported. We learned about Anderson Clayton, the young democratic strategist from North Carolina delivering wins. Poland called on all humans to boycott Tesla over statements made by Tickle-Me-Nazi-Elmo. White supremacist hip hop artist, actor and former comic Roseanne Barr blathered a pitch for a new comedy “Saving America.” The spawn of what should have of been a load to the khakis, son of Tucker Carlson, landed a job in Trump’s dictatorship.