The Trump administration is rushing to rehire federal workers they out they need. Troll Kash Patel and other directed the FBI employees to ignore Elon’s demand to justify their jobs. Elmo’s “romantic” texts to one of his baby mama’s were revealed in court. A fake video of Shitler kissing Elon’s fascist toes was circulated at HUD. The Pope is about to expire. Democratic strategist James Carville predicts Man-baby’s administration will topple in a month. Brazil’s Trump Jair Bolsonaro may go to jail. Human cosplayer Vivek Ramaswamy announced he’s running for the governor of Ohio. Because it’s a day ending in “y,” a House Republican was booed by fired federal workers in a townhall. MAGATS in two states were arrested for impersonating ICE Agents. A professor from Vanderbilt warned of a another coronavirus outbreak.