Protests are growing against the illegal actions of the corrupt Trump administration. Human cosplayer J.D. Vance took his family skiing but was met with righteous protestors. Shitler hates America evidenced by the tariff war he’s about to unleash. The Nazi orcs of DOGE want to kill social security. Sith load Elon Musk told MAGAT comic Joe Rogan he’s not a Nazi. The Crabs talked about the Oscars for a few minutes. Worm brained RFK Jr. changed decided the measles vaccine was a good thing. In other Health and Human Services news, the department’s top spokesperson quit because he couldn’t stand Cheryl Hines’ husband. Tooty Rudy Giuliani was able to keep his NYC apartment despite a massive judgement. The Pope is on the way out. Legendary actor Gene Hackman’s death is still a mystery. A venomous snake from Ecuador hitched a ride in a box of bananas and made it to the Republic of New Hampshire. A brothel operation was busted and the perps’ names were pun perfect.